ha, no just the opposite which I would still be in just as much trouble. She has made the threat of not living without me.

Ohhh yeah #3. The police would not even bother to question me, they would just throw away the key. I use to always joke saying they just cant live without me but it's turning out true more times than not.
Ouch, that doesnt sound like much fun either. Yeah before I had my 2nd back surgery due to ruptured disc L5/S1 I lost 90% feeling from the waist down and had nerve damage. My legs turned into skinny toothpicks and I had no calf's for the 1st time in my life.

I could not walk from my bedroom to the living room without collapsing in pain for a good 45 minutes. Ohh so much fun. Luckily the surgery helped a LOT. Not 100% but close enough in comparison.
I still have a dislocated rib in my back that pops out of place all the time I have to slam my back up against a light pool or tree to get it back in place. lol I dislocated it during one of my famous ATV crashes and my Raptor 700 landed on my chest from about 15ft above me full front bumper impact knocking out the rib in back. I dint realize what it was for about 2 year.

yeah I'm slow.
Isn't it fun comparing war stories? hahahaha