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    Schools in Detroit are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!



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    1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?

    2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

    3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?

    4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

    5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1,500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1,000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

    6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

    8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

    9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a boa constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

    10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Schools in Detroit are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!



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    1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?

    2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

    50.5 gr are left with a estimated street value of $4292.50...although he may get shot soon considering he is bumping the price on higher quanity sales

    3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?

    4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

    5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1,500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1,000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

    6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

    8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

    9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a boa constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

    10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

    I could answer most of these lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    I could answer most of these lol
    28 g per oz. X2 = 56g. Minus an 8ball(2.5g) = 53.5g left over. But i agree, he's about 100$ high on his 8ball.

    I had a misspent youth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    28 g per oz. X2 = 56g. Minus an 8ball(2.5g) = 53.5g left over. But i agree, he's about 100$ high on his 8ball.

    I had a misspent youth.
    an 8 ball is 3.5 grams and you forgot to subtract the 2 grams sold to Jaun lol. I wont talk about my knowledge lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    an 8 ball is 3.5 grams and you forgot to subtract the 2 grams sold to Jaun lol. I wont talk about my knowledge lol
    Youre right. No wonder i never made any money? Plus i forgot the two g's he gave to Juan. Holy smokes, ive been ripped off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Youre right. No wonder i never made any money? Plus i forgot the two g's he gave to Juan. Holy smokes, ive been ripped off!
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Schools in Detroit are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!



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    1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?

    2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

    3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?

    4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

    He can only make 16 (1oz) bags and will need to charge $3000 PER oz>

    5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1,500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1,000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

    6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

    8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

    9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a boa constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

    10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
    This is fun..reminds me of my pre-deskjob years lol

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    This is just basic arithmetic. What were they learning before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    This is just basic arithmetic. What were they learning before?
    It's a joke referencing gangs in Detroit lol....how do you get laid with no sense of humor???

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunk1 View Post
    it's a joke referencing gangs in detroit lol....how do you get laid with no sense of humor???
    lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    It's a joke referencing gangs in Detroit lol....how do you get laid with no sense of humor???
    Oh okay well i dont live in Detroit how would i no isn't general motors from there?. i guessi get roots cause im sensitive and earn good coin and the birds i usually go for are the bimbo airhead type so there easy...

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    I know your from Oz but jeez..are you so far back in the bush you are not aware of how big of a slum the Motor City has become? Sorry to all of you Detroit ppl who don't agree

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    I drove through the old Watts area of Detroit once. It was horrifying and sad at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1
    I know your from Oz but jeez..are you so far back in the bush you are not aware of how big of a slum the Motor City has become? Sorry to all of you Detroit ppl who don't agree
    Maybe it's my ignorance but other than the bits I see in movies, I have no idea what areas are like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krugerr View Post
    Maybe it's my ignorance but other than the bits I see in movies, I have no idea what areas are like.
    Good point...I have no idea what different areas of Aus and England are like. Point recieved Krugerr...

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    Yea good point Krugger thats why the army has emerson. Different cultures i guess.. Ive only been to new york city and people there were quite rood to me and alot of them wernt even real americans with the hats and the accents and the f150 and the open carrying of firearms i dident see any of that.there was alot of like centeral american and french people i dident like it i went to america to see americans not people from other countries. So thats my only experience with the usa so thats my perception of it. I did see my first jewish person tho that was preety cool. It was just like in thosE old war movies with the hats and the beard and the black cloaks i dident no people still dressed like that was fun to see ive never seen that before
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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic
    Oh okay well i dont live in Detroit how would i no isn't general motors from there?. i guessi get roots cause im sensitive and earn good coin and the birds i usually go for are the bimbo airhead type so there easy...
    bimbos that can't so basic math....gotta appreciate your honesty.....

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    Euroholic, New York is full of pricks and douchebags. It's kind of what that area is known for. You have to go to New England to find decent people in the north east.

    By the way, you're not going to see too many people carrying firearms out in the open. And real "Americans" like the ones you stereotypically expected to find are a dying breed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Euroholic, New York is full of pricks and douchebags. It's kind of what that area is known for. You have to go to New England to find decent people in the north east.

    By the way, you're not going to see too many people carrying firearms out in the open. And real "Americans" like the ones you stereotypically expected to find are a dying breed.
    I always loved john wayne as a kid and clint eastwood i want to meet americans like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    I always loved john wayne as a kid and clint eastwood i want to meet americans like that.
    North Dakota, Colorado..maybe northern Michigan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    North Dakota, Colorado..maybe northern Michigan.
    Even there, they're fading away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    North Dakota, Colorado..maybe northern Michigan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    North Dakota, Colorado..maybe northern Michigan.
    The Midwest....

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