Bro science, Just seen this on facebook

[panntastic]

***Contains sexual content so ladies be warned***
Kind of reminded me of a few members here!
Enjoy

Mate, you think you're such a sick****?
well I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 9 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible.
I got in my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her.
She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed.
My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her *****, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.
I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.
They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you lowlife. Be honored.

[krugerr]

You been stalking my diary-blog again?

[panntastic]

You been stalking my diary-blog again?

Sorry buddy I'm your number 1 fan lol

[TbolzNdbols]

You left out one minor detailll mate.

That your cum flailed, and instead of a peter north load all over the dimes, your cock trickled cum/piss mixture down the leg touching all the bed soars from laying in bed all day. Causing you to scream in agonizing pain.

; )

[OnTheSauce]

Its a 2013 bro.

[JWP806]

Dumbest thing i have read on here. Sounds like a 13 year old kid typed this.

[JWP806]

You left out one minor detailll mate.

That your cum flailed, and instead of a peter north load all over the dimes, your cock trickled cum/piss mixture down the leg touching all the bed soars from laying in bed all day. Causing you to scream in agonizing pain.

; )

Seriously? You probably typed up the original story. We're all dumber now for having read this thread.

[Times Roman]

***Contains sexual content so ladies be warned***
Kind of reminded me of a few members here!
Enjoy

Mate, you think you're such a sick****?
well I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 9 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible.
I got in my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her.
She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed.
My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her *****, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.
I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.
They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you lowlife. Be honored.

sounds like something out of a penthouse forum?

[tigerspawn]

Penthouse

[CanadianBeefcake]

Oh brother, sounds like a jersey shore character.

[chi]

Is this out of The Douche Canoe Daily?