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austinite You better not touch my... 06-02-2013, 01:54 PM
Gaspaco Loving mommy! Lol :D 06-02-2013, 01:58 PM
Java Man Haha. Police report taken.... 06-02-2013, 02:06 PM
austinite ^ I laughed at the "Make" on... 06-02-2013, 02:20 PM
Java Man :1jail: 06-02-2013, 02:25 PM
Gaspaco 139743 06-02-2013, 02:29 PM
italianstallion85 So.....I wonder if I can have... 06-02-2013, 02:39 PM
austinite You might get arrested for... 06-02-2013, 02:39 PM
tigerspawn Wouldn't you want her... 06-02-2013, 05:43 PM
italianstallion85 Lol ahhh yeah u got me! But... 06-03-2013, 12:04 AM
lovbyts You might not want any after... 06-03-2013, 02:30 AM
thehor Wth........... 06-03-2013, 06:43 PM
RescuesPitbulls ah he walked into that one 06-04-2013, 01:48 AM
kitstreasure Two things: 1) Boy, are you... 06-03-2013, 07:14 PM
thehor Lol. 06-03-2013, 06:42 PM
Armykid93 Lol the world keeps going... 06-04-2013, 12:09 PM
spywizard https://www.youtube.com/watch?... 06-04-2013, 04:37 PM
austinite LMFAO. haven't heard that... 06-04-2013, 04:39 PM
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    You better not touch my mother Friggin' pop tarts!! I will crush you!

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    Loving mommy! Lol

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    Haha. Police report taken. That cop HAD to be cracking up . Description: poptarts Make: Kelloggs Model: S'mores

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    ^ I laughed at the "Make" on the report. I wonder if they asked the kid why he stole them, and he replied "They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat !!"
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    So.....I wonder if I can have my wife aressted for eating my last stick of salami!

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    Quote Originally Posted by italianstallion85 View Post
    So.....I wonder if I can have my wife aressted for eating my last stick of salami!
    You might get arrested for that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by italianstallion85 View Post
    So.....I wonder if I can have my wife aressted for eating my last stick of salami!
    Wouldn't you want her arrested for not eating you salami?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigerspawn View Post
    Wouldn't you want her arrested for not eating you salami?
    Lol ahhh yeah u got me! But no seriously my wife is a salami whore. I bring a stick home and by the time I grab a knife to cut it......it's gone.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by italianstallion85 View Post
    Lol ahhh yeah u got me! But no seriously my wife is a salami whore. I bring a stick home and by the time I grab a knife to cut it......it's gone.....
    You might not want any after knowing where its been. She may be saving you some embarrassment.

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    Wth...........

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    You might not want any after knowing where its been. She may be saving you some embarrassment.
    ah he walked into that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    You might not want any after knowing where its been. She may be saving you some embarrassment.
    PMSL bad bastard you

    Man, that's nearly as bad as the Florida headlines I read on Jalopnik

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    Quote Originally Posted by italianstallion85 View Post
    So.....I wonder if I can have my wife aressted for eating my last stick of salami!
    Quote Originally Posted by italianstallion85 View Post
    Lol ahhh yeah u got me! But no seriously my wife is a salami whore. I bring a stick home and by the time I grab a knife to cut it......it's gone.....
    Two things: 1) Boy, are you setting yourself up for some off-color jokes. 2) Having said that, maybe you should be taking care of business instead of on here.

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    Lol.

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    Lol the world keeps going more and more down hill it seems, where are peoples thought process?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    LMFAO. haven't heard that version yet. Best one yet.
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