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    Is it just me?

    am i the only one who when asking the wife to do something for the 3rd or 13th time get that: "ur talking to me like im 4 years old" response??

    is it just me or if they did it the first or even 3rd time i asked i wouldnt have to ask anymore??..

    why is it every time i try to discuss things that need to be done around the house or with money or business she acts like im the bad guy and just hassling her and acting like her dad? why do i continuously have to remind her to get the car (that i bought) washed and the oil changed?

    is it that hard to pick up some carpet remnants for the dog cages??

    why are women such a pain in the ass!!!?!?!?!?

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    Trust me guys can be a pain the ass too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Trust me guys can be a pain the ass too.
    Butt aren't you're talking about a real pain in the ass? Lol

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    My gf asks me to do things 50 times. I take a mental note and doit on my schedule. Everytime she asks me I still don't doit lol. It starts to become a game. I even tell her..... "Keep askin me..... It won't get it done faster" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    My gf asks me to do things 50 times. I take a mental note and doit on my schedule. Everytime she asks me I still don't doit lol. It starts to become a game. I even tell her..... "Keep askin me..... It won't get it done faster" lol
    LOL.. well as nice as it is to be compared to your girlfriend, that doesnt make me feel any better dammit!

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    My ex wife used to say the same thing. Just another reason I fired her.
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    I've sometimes responded with "if you want it done faster than do it yourself". That's a good way to start a fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

    LOL.. well as nice as it is to be compared to your girlfriend, that doesnt make me feel any better dammit!
    Lmfao :-p

    She says I treat her like a child when we cook. I have a certain way of cooking and I'm fairly good at it. So when we cook together I tend to take over and give her the dumb shit to do lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    I've sometimes responded with "if you want it done faster than do it yourself". That's a good way to start a fight.
    Bahahahaha I'm using this. Will let u guys know how it goes in the next 48 hours lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    My ex wife used to say the same thing. Just another reason I fired her.
    i hear ya there buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Bahahahaha I'm using this. Will let u guys know how it goes in the next 48 hours lol

    Be prepared to say goodbye to anal for at least a month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Lmfao :-p

    She says I treat her like a child when we cook. I have a certain way of cooking and I'm fairly good at it. So when we cook together I tend to take over and give her the dumb shit to do lol
    LOL.. mine says it pretty much whenever i am giving instructions about anything. LOL..

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    Amen.....lol
    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Trust me guys can be a pain the ass too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Be prepared to say goodbye to anal for at least a month.

    Him or her?
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    well, can't live with her, can't kill her and get away with it.....

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    this thread is about anal???

    soon there will be pics of HAWs. hahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Him or her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    well, can't live with her, can't kill her and get away with it.....
    unless she has an aspartame allergy! muahahahahahahahahahaha

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    After 23 years, I can confidently state: No. It's not just you. Annoying beyond belief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty11 View Post
    After 23 years, I can confidently state: No. It's not just you. Annoying beyond belief.
    whats funny is sometimes when im dealing with bs from the wife and im somewhere public like, home depot, ill take a poll from the guys standing around me and not to my surprise find we're all dealing with the same damn thing! its like we're all married to the same woman.. LOL

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    women are aliens....you just finding this out? Our planet is very moist and earth is dry which is why we require so many different moisturizers. That's all i am permitted to share with the opposite sex or i risk not being welcomed back to my homeland.

    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    whats funny is sometimes when im dealing with bs from the wife and im somewhere public like, home depot, ill take a poll from the guys standing around me and not to my surprise find we're all dealing with the same damn thing! its like we're all married to the same woman.. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

    whats funny is sometimes when im dealing with bs from the wife and im somewhere public like, home depot, ill take a poll from the guys standing around me and not to my surprise find we're all dealing with the same damn thing! its like we're all married to the same woman.. LOL
    Lmfao! I've done that and I'm not even kidding lol. The guy at the scrap yard had a wife that frequently fvcked up her car too.

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    Kitchen... Sandwich... Now....
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Kitchen... Sandwich... Now....
    Spoken like a man that's not dating a Spanish woman.

    Mine brought me my sammich 10 minutes ago lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Spoken like a man that's not dating a Spanish woman.

    Mine brought me my sammich 10 minutes ago lol
    I like to keep it simple. Sometimes you have to write them up. My last one was suspended for 3 days without pay. Took a while after that before she violated any policies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    I like to keep it simple. Sometimes you have to write them up. My last one was suspended for 3 days without pay. Took a while after that before she violated any policies.
    Mine often get snappy and says, 'don't you dare talk to me like I'm one of your employees, you don't manage me'

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

    I like to keep it simple. Sometimes you have to write them up. My last one was suspended for 3 days without pay. Took a while after that before she violated any policies.
    I like that system..... Ill get back to u guys within 48 hours on how it goes when I write her up. I'm really gunna doit lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno

    Mine often get snappy and says, 'don't you dare talk to me like I'm one of your employees, you don't manage me'
    Lmfao! I love this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I like to keep it simple. Sometimes you have to write them up. My last one was suspended for 3 days without pay. Took a while after that before she violated any policies.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I like that system..... Ill get back to u guys within 48 hours on how it goes when I write her up. I'm really gunna doit lol
    LMAO.. yeh like a demerit or ticket?? im gonna do that too! thats hilarious. im gonna have to give this some thought. i remember when i was in the 6th grade we had this demerit system that resembled the game BINGO. evrrytime u made an infraction you got a "mark out" on your bingo sheet. if at the end of the week you got BINGO u could not participate in the activity period for the last 2 classes on friday afternoon.

    needless to say i only got to participate in 2 of them all year, as well as not allowed to go on the class trip to disney world, and i got asked "not to return" the following year..

    maybe i need to start giving my own mark outs.. (LOL)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Mine often get snappy and says, 'don't you dare talk to me like I'm one of your employees, you don't manage me'
    LOL.. i can just imagine.. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Lmfao! I've done that and I'm not even kidding lol. The guy at the scrap yard had a wife that frequently fvcked up her car too.
    well its not that big of a deal when u dont have to work to pay for it! boy i wish i had someone to buy me a fVcking car, and pay my fvcking mortgage, and give me fvcking money every week and all i had to do was keep the free house clean, the free car clean, and put out!

    those damn women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

    LMAO.. yeh like a demerit or ticket?? im gonna do that too! thats hilarious. im gonna have to give this some thought. i remember when i was in the 6th grade we had this demerit system that resembled the game BINGO. evrrytime u made an infraction you got a "mark out" on your bingo sheet. if at the end of the week you got BINGO u could not participate in the activity period for the last 2 classes on friday afternoon.

    needless to say i only got to participate in 2 of them all year, as well as not allowed to go on the class trip to disney world, and i got asked "not to return" the following year..

    maybe i need to start giving my own mark outs.. (LOL)
    Lol if my gf spells out bingo I get anal! Loves this system lol

    While typing this she just reminded me AGAIN that I took too long in the bathroom this morning while my daughter was in the living room. I didn't hear the end of it this morning and 12 hours later she brings it up again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I like that system..... Ill get back to u guys within 48 hours on how it goes when I write her up. I'm really gunna doit lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I like to keep it simple. Sometimes you have to write them up. My last one was suspended for 3 days without pay. Took a while after that before she violated any policies.
    Always have them read and understand the fine print ahead of time. And sign off on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Always have them read and understand the fine print ahead of time. And sign off on it.
    Agreed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

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    Oh do I see issues here.

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    oh yeh the "Oral Warning" hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Oh do I see issues here.
    i was wondering how long it was gonna take for JOB to join in.. ur slippin JOB

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