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  1. 11-25-2013, 11:56 AM #1
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    What happens if Kelkel attempts Cardio?

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    bahahahahahaha!

    and what MI said!
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    Look, I walked down the stairs to my basement to work out. Then, horror of all horrors I had to walk back up when done. Shouldn't that count for something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Look, I walked down the stairs to my basement to work out. Then, horror of all horrors I had to walk back up when done. Shouldn't that count for something?
    lmao. Only if it's a spiral stairway.
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  7. 11-25-2013, 01:37 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    lmao. Only if it's a spiral stairway.
    Christ, then I'd need a GPS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel

    Christ, then I'd need a GPS.
    At least you say GPS. My HAW keeps referring to it as a UPS. Confuses the shit out of me!!!

    I figured this was your cardio anyway:



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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    At least you say GPS. My HAW keeps referring to it as a UPS. Confuses the shit out of me!!!

    I figured this was your cardio anyway:



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    lmfao. Too funny........ Too true.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    At least you say GPS. My HAW keeps referring to it as a UPS. Confuses the shit out of me!!!

    I figured this was your cardio anyway:


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    That about sums it up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel

    That about sums it up!
    I figured you liked a different type of cardio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post

    I figured you liked a different type of cardio.
    Sounds like she's making you an offer Kel
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlygymrat
    i figured you liked a different type of cardio.
    boom!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post

    Sounds like she's making you an offer Kel
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    I figured you liked a different type of cardio.
    Glad you still remember that weekend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel
    Look, I walked down the stairs to my basement to work out. Then, horror of all horrors I had to walk back up when done. Shouldn't that count for something?
    Maybe if you did it with 100# dumbbells in your hands, they'd leave you alone. Lol
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    KelKel cardio logic:



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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post

    At least you say GPS. My HAW keeps referring to it as a UPS. Confuses the shit out of me!!!

    I figured this was your cardio anyway:

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    Hahaha sounds way to familiar. My always asks me if I'm NOT hungry. She points with her mouth/lips also and gets pissed when I mimic her doing it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts

    Hahaha sounds way to familiar. My always asks me if I'm NOT hungry. She points with her mouth/lips also and gets pissed when I mimic her doing it.
    Mine sent me to the grocery store one time for "cheese nuts, dried grapes, and paisley". After 30 minutes of being pissed off from not finding any of that shit, I called her and asked her to send pictures to my phone.

    The pictures she sent?????

    Chestnuts, raisins, and bay leaves!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post

    Mine sent me to the grocery store one time for "cheese nuts, dried grapes, and paisley". After 30 minutes of being pissed off from not finding any of that shit, I called her and asked her to send pictures to my phone.

    The pictures she sent?????

    Chestnuts, raisins, and bay leaves!!!!!!
    Bahahahahaha! Classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Look, I walked down the stairs to my basement to work out. Then, horror of all horrors I had to walk back up when done. Shouldn't that count for something?
    Easy does it bud...I hear cardio hinders gains and you'll waste muscle if you do to much
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    Easy does it bud...I hear cardio hinders gains and you'll waste muscle if you do to much
    Exactly. Gotta put in one of those handrail chair lift thingy's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post

    Mine sent me to the grocery store one time for "cheese nuts, dried grapes, and paisley". After 30 minutes of being pissed off from not finding any of that shit, I called her and asked her to send pictures to my phone.

    The pictures she sent?????

    Chestnuts, raisins, and bay leaves!!!!!!
    What's really said is I understood all that before you spelled it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts

    What's really said is I understood all that before you spelled it out.
    Right? I figured my wife's English would improve. NOPE! Mine's getting worse!!! Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post

    Exactly. Gotta put in one of those handrail chair lift thingy's.
    And you'd have to rig it so every time you use it the song "started from the bottom" would play lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel

    Glad you still remember that weekend!
    Pity. Dementia setting in already......
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Pity. Dementia setting in already......
    Shush.....
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