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Thread: How to make your D*ck Bigger.....

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    How to make your D*ck Bigger.....

    I think the first thing a bloke would need is to have a good hard wood. There are a variety of ways to tell how hard your wood is, one being to grasp it firmly in your hand and give it a good shake. If your wood isn't hard enough, it will wobble at the end. the other thing you need to keep an eye out for is to make sure your hard wood is straight. No unseemly curves or bends.

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    I have had my friends (men and women) come to my house to help me make my D*ck bigger.
    It was actually a lot more fun than I was excepting it to be.

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    I forgot to mention that we did use power tools to work on my D*ck not sure if that is cheating or not.

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    Lmfao

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    You guys make it sound like you've never herd a nz accent before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    I have had my friends (men and women) come to my house to help me make my D*ck bigger.
    It was actually a lot more fun than I was excepting it to be.
    My invite must have gotten lost in the mail..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    My invite must have gotten lost in the mail..
    Sorry pal I'll try to remember next time.I don't know if ill make my D*ck any bigger because it seems like I step on it all the time now.

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    LOL,

    I posted this a month or so ago . The best way to take care of you D#ck. Who wouldn't want a golden d#ck?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    LOL,

    I posted this a month or so ago . The best way to take care of you D#ck. Who wouldn't want a golden d#ck?

    Boy that's one proud owner of a golden D*ck! Is he in the guiness book of records for most people on one D*ck at one time?

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    Am I the only one getting turned on here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Am I the only one getting turned on here?
    Yes!

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