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  1. 12-27-2013, 01:07 PM #1
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    What would your wife/GF do...........................

    If she caught you looking at porn with your pants down.....................
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    Join in what else would a wife do!!!!
    My wife hates all of that stuff
    Strip clubs pornos ect.... Suxs but she is good to me
    Don't mind me juicing thou
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derekjpapa View Post
    Join in what else would a wife do!!!!
    My wife hates all of that stuff
    Strip clubs pornos ect.... Suxs but she is good to me
    Don't mind me juicing thou
    Keep her
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    BTW this did not happen to me. Its one of the questions I ask prospective mistresses.
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    honestly not sure, I know she does it so who knows the reaction
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    I just asked her.....she said she'd laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    I just asked her.....she said she'd laugh.
    Thats fvcking hilarious.
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    Point and laugh. Then probably join the fun. We have toys and are pretty adventurous so it may just be an opportunity to get it on.
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    I just asked a woman and she said she would let me keep watching the porn and give me a bj. That seemed like the correct answer to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    I just asked a woman and she said she would let me keep watching the porn and give me a bj. That seemed like the correct answer to me.
    Yup.
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    My friends gf looked through his cookies files and saw "two white dicks spit roasting a black hog" lmfao - he had to call me to tell me her reaction lolol. She's look like a Victoria's Secret model..... And he's lookin at a fat chick lmfao
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    I'm pretty sure my HAW would be feeding me a penis protein shake in the morning (with my own penis that she hacked off with a butter knife). Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    BTW this did not happen to me. Its one of the questions I ask prospective mistresses.
    Right...... It didn't happen to you. It happened to "a friend". Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Right...... It didn't happen to you. It happened to "a friend". Lol
    OK OK happened to me with bad results. So now I ask prospects in advance. bahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    OK OK happened to me with bad results. So now I ask prospects in advance. bahahaha
    Good idea. Screen your women more carefully with your pre-date questionnaire.

    "So how would you react if you saw me beating off"
    A. Point and laugh
    B. Call a friend to come help
    C. Give you a hand
    D. Take a picture and post it on Facebook
    E. Spank you and call you a naughty boy
    F. Tape mittens around both hands and get you some therapy
    G. Cut it off
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    She would say something smart assed then start on herself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Good idea. Screen your women more carefully with your pre-date questionnaire.

    "So how would you react if you saw me beating off"
    A. Point and laugh
    B. Call a friend to come help
    C. Give you a hand
    D. Take a picture and post it on Facebook
    E. Spank you and call you a naughty boy
    F. Tape mittens around both hands and get you some therapy
    G. Cut it off

    LMFAO Better to be clear with this stuff in advance.
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    you blokes are too much.............!
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    the more interesting question would be......

    "have you ever walked in on your GF while she was going at it with a toy/vibrator"?

    .....now, this i have done. Granted, it was staged abit as i was getting out of the shower.....
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    She would ask why are you doing that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    OK OK happened to me with bad results. So now I ask prospects in advance. bahahaha
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    What was the poor result
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    years ago she would cuese mmeout and probably wanna leave...

    now she said shed come join in...wtf.....women are confusin. lol
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    Well this wasn't the wife/gf but still pretty funny I reckon. Skip to 5 mins in

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    depends on her mood... she might tell me to grow up. Ask me if I need help finding it.... post a video on FB..... get pissed... or some combination of all 3
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    I think my wife knows because she asked me the other day if looking at porn on the computer is cheating. I told her of course not! Knowing yes would have gotten me in trouble. : )
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  27. 12-27-2013, 07:50 PM #27
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    It has happened to me before.



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    The look on her face was similar to this.
    She then said " What the hell are you doing"

    Needless to say I was in trouble.
    Women overreact about everything.

    I'm was like grow up its better then me cheating. Lol
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    Mine would get pissed, but then when I didn't stop, she would want to join in.
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