Weird question

[DAAS]

Say you're on cycle and on HCG, and you bust some nuts deep in your girl or she swallows...would she be receiving a dose of testosterone? And would this in turn make her more horny?

Also What about Cialis? Is it possible to transfer active Cialis in semen? Not sure if Cialis have a sexual enhancing effect on woman.

I don't know why this popped into my head but it did.

[clarky.]

Will swallowing semen increase a person's testosterone level?AnswerYes Semen and sperm quality "The fluid produced by the testicles contains several chemicals, but is particularly rich in testosterone." If semen is ingested, a woman's (or man's) body will absorb a percentage of testosterone. The absorption of semen into the body is different than direct injection of steroids, and the physical effects are fractionally less. A woman, for instance, cannot dramatically increase muscle mass, or experience a noticeable deepening of the voice through the absorption of testosterone through semen. However, recurrent testosterone absorption coupled with the natural variances in a woman's PH levels can increase sexual awareness and desire. These states are transitory, and typically follow the woman's menstrual cycle, peaking just before and just after the luteal phase. The additional hormones can have intermittent side effects, such as increased sensitivity to physical stimulation (such as sensitivity to the nipples), or changes in mood, usually a peremptory shift or an increase in energy.

[redhawk01]

If that were the case, my wife should be ripped by now. Lol

[DAAS]

If that were the case, my wife should be ripped by now. Lol

I didn't think it would reach any significant anabolic level.

[SteveUK]

Will swallowing semen increase a person's testosterone level?AnswerYes Semen and sperm quality "The fluid produced by the testicles contains several chemicals, but is particularly rich in testosterone." If semen is ingested, a woman's (or man's) body will absorb a percentage of testosterone. The absorption of semen into the body is different than direct injection of steroids, and the physical effects are fractionally less. A woman, for instance, cannot dramatically increase muscle mass, or experience a noticeable deepening of the voice through the absorption of testosterone through semen. However, recurrent testosterone absorption coupled with the natural variances in a woman's PH levels can increase sexual awareness and desire. These states are transitory, and typically follow the woman's menstrual cycle, peaking just before and just after the luteal phase. The additional hormones can have intermittent side effects, such as increased sensitivity to physical stimulation (such as sensitivity to the nipples), or changes in mood, usually a peremptory shift or an increase in energy.

There is no test in semen.

There can't be a lot if there is.

[GirlyGymRat]

I have tried cialis and Viagra orally. Meaning the actual pills lol. They did nothing for me.

[DontTaseMeBro]

Semen is also excellent for the complexion, as I have explained to the princess several times.

[GirlyGymRat]

Semen is also excellent for the complexion, as I have explained to the princess several times.

Hahahahaha

[austinite]

filthy animals. All of you.

[DAAS]

Rectal administration would probably increase absorption.

[GirlyGymRat]

filthy animals. All of you.

What did I do, this time!?!?!

[GirlyGymRat]

Rectal administration would probably increase absorption.

Pftt

[Bert]

I have tried cialis and Viagra orally. Meaning the actual pills lol. They did nothing for me.

Me too, seriously.

[Oki-Des]

I would think that stomach acids would destroy any testosterone in semen. But, it sounds like a good story to tell the little lady just to try. Lord knows I have tried every other story I can think of. Lol.

[GirlyGymRat]

men are not complicated.

I would think that stomach acids would destroy any testosterone in semen. But, it sounds like a good story to tell the little lady just to try. Lord knows I have tried every other story I can think of. Lol.

[DSM4Life]

I only juice naturally anymore.

[derekkpapa1]

my friend told his wife if she swallowed it was good for her skin and tone. She did it for years. till we all got drunk one night and skin or something like that came up and she came right out and said the only reason she does it is for her skin. I was cracking up it was so funny I fell on floor how he tricked her. He is still pissed at me 5 years later because she doesn't swallow anymore

[Igifuno]

my friend told his wife if she swallowed it was good for her skin and tone. She did it for years. till we all got drunk one night and skin or something like that came up and she came right out and said the only reason she does it is for her skin. I was cracking up it was so funny I fell on floor how he tricked her. He is still pissed at me 5 years later because she doesn't swallow anymore

Total dick move. I'd be pissed too.

[derekkpapa1]

Total dick move. I'd be pissed too.

Think about it. Sitting around got a buzz and here is this nice innocent girl come out and said that. I looked at my wife and then my friends face I just could not hold it in. He even was proud of himself for getting away with it for so long

[Igifuno]

Rectal administration would probably increase absorption.

Seems legit. The more I blow it in your butt, the more you'll enjoy it. Perfectly logical.

[MuscleInk]

I have tried cialis and Viagra orally. Meaning the actual pills lol. They did nothing for me.

So.....you swallow......um......pills. Right???

Ever try Lovegra?

[MuscleInk]

Seems legit. The more I blow it in your butt, the more you'll enjoy it. Perfectly logical.

Tried that explanation with my HAW. Apparently it's lost in translation somehow because she remains unconvinced!!!

[Remington]

If semen is ingested, a woman's (or man's) body will absorb a percentage of testosterone. .

I stopped reading right there...

[lovbyts]

Semen is also excellent for the complexion, as I have explained to the princess several times.

Ive been saying that since the early 80s as well as the difference between like and love is spit and swallow. I still remember when one of my GFs said she LOVED me and then proved it.

Oh yeah and to eh OP you have to remember that anything taken orally has to pass through the liver which will destroy most of the chemical make-up being why most of us inject vs oral/pills.

[Igifuno]

Tried that explanation with my HAW. Apparently it's lost in translation somehow because she remains unconvinced!!!

Mines not buying it either, WTF?

[probuild42]

^^Don't give up guys!! Keep on trying!!^^ My old lady was not convinced either, I stayed persistent. Now its a common play! The key is during administration she receives an Anal-O, then you are good to go!

[lovbyts]

Tried that explanation with my HAW. Apparently it's lost in translation somehow because she remains unconvinced!!!

Mines not buying it either, WTF?

Yup, even though they think getting a few drops of rain on their head will make them sick or if you can see the front door from the back door in a house the draft will also make you sick???

Ill stick with consistent teasing, a little slip and pressure ever now and again and not so subtle hinting. If that doesn't work soon then it's ambien time. lol

What ever you do DONT try it when your drunk for the 1st time. Her being drunk is OK. My Thai girlfriend wanted to try it one night while we were on vacation after the hotel we were staying in had several porn channels and showed a lot of anal. When she first say it she was like WTF??? no way, people really do that. After about 4 days of viewing one night she out of the blue said she wanted to try it so me not being on to argue pulled out and proceeded to give her what she wanted.

Whoa Nelly that was not what she was expecting and stopped me before I got over an inch in and she was done with that idea. LOL

[DAAS]

You would not be my friend anymore.

my friend told his wife if she swallowed it was good for her skin and tone. She did it for years. till we all got drunk one night and skin or something like that came up and she came right out and said the only reason she does it is for her skin. I was cracking up it was so funny I fell on floor how he tricked her. He is still pissed at me 5 years later because she doesn't swallow anymore

[DAAS]

Yup, even though they think getting a few drops of rain on their head will make them sick or if you can see the front door from the back door in a house the draft will also make you sick???

Ill stick with consistent teasing, a little slip and pressure ever now and again and not so subtle hinting. If that doesn't work soon then it's ambien time. lol

What ever you do DONT try it when your drunk for the 1st time. Her being drunk is OK. My Thai girlfriend wanted to try it one night while we were on vacation after the hotel we were staying in had several porn channels and showed a lot of anal. When she first say it she was like WTF??? no way, people really do that. After about 4 days of viewing one night she out of the blue said she wanted to try it so me not being on to argue pulled out and proceeded to give her what she wanted.

Whoa Nelly that was not what she was expecting and stopped me before I got over an inch in and she was done with that idea. At this point I convinced her that she needed more to make a final decision. bwwwahahahaha LOL

fixed

[Black]

Hmmm, I don't notice my toilet getting any bigger.

[derekkpapa1]

You would not be my friend anymore.

can take a joke fvck em life is too short
It was to funny you had to be there and I was the one who hook there asses up

[lovbyts]

fixed

Yeah I should have just slammed it and gone balls deep right away. I'm sure she would have liked it after a couple minutes.
I'm sure I would have woken up missing at leas one body part during the night.
I'm being more subtle this time and just taking it with baby steps. My 2nd wife though ambien really did work. She had a prescription due to insomnia, it wasnt something I did to her but when she took it she became even more aggressive and open to any suggestion.

It was funny though the next day she would ask what happened and why she was a little sore there. lol After the 2nd or 3rd time she was pretty much good to go most any time.

[DAAS]

When she sobered up the next morning was it weird? Like did she act like you took advantage?

Yeah I should have just slammed it and gone balls deep right away. I'm sure she would have liked it after a couple minutes.
I'm sure I would have woken up missing at leas one body part during the night.
I'm being more subtle this time and just taking it with baby steps. My 2nd wife though ambien really did work. She had a prescription due to insomnia, it wasnt something I did to her but when she took it she became even more aggressive and open to any suggestion.

It was funny though the next day she would ask what happened and why she was a little sore there. lol After the 2nd or 3rd time she was pretty much good to go most any time.

[lovbyts]

When she sobered up the next morning was it weird? Like did she act like you took advantage?

No not really, she was just like; what happened last night and then as I told her she remembered bits and pieces. I told her it was her idea more or less and she seemed to enjoy it. She was not a prude by any means so it was not a big deal like I had taken advantage of her. She enjoyed sex.

Now if it was someone who didnt regularly put out or seemed to think of sex as a chore vs fun it probably would not be a good idea, or at least to deny everything if they asked.

There are several blogs out there about ambien and a LOT of women who seem to think their husband took advantage of them or raped them even though they were the ones who initiated sex and think their husbands should just say NO if they know or think they wife took an ambien. WTF?

It's nice to see there are a few women on there who defend the men and tell the women if they dont like it either stop taking ambien, start putting out more and learn to enjoy it, get a divorce or let the husband have a girlfriend who will put out and enjoy sex.... There are a lot of messed up people/marriages out there.