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    Never have i ever....... Forum version

    Rules: you CAN NOT post unless you confirm that you HAVE done the last thing posted.

    Don't say something like: "never have I ever fvcked a monkey holding a football" - we have some weird fvcks here but it probably hasn't happened.

    If no one responds in 12 hours...... Someone may post another to keep the thread alive.

    Enjoy :-)

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    Never have I ever taken more than 3ml of oil into a single muscle

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    I have. Never have I ever had a threesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    Never have I ever had a threesome.
    U must confirm mine with "I have" for next time :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    Never have I ever had a threesome.
    I have.....

    Never have I ever had a foursome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    U must confirm mine with "I have" for next time :-)
    Okay, I got it now. But me saying never have I, actually means I have, correct?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno

    Okay, I got it now. But me saying never have I, actually means I have, correct?
    Yea but its different on a forum. Idunno if ur conforming u have or put a response in and someone beat u to it. So you'd confirm the wrong one.

    Quote and confirm :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post

    I have.....

    Never have I ever had a foursome
    I have. To clarify with 3 girls.

    Never have I ever had sex with a girl more than 30 years younger than me.
    Last edited by lovbyts; 03-18-2014 at 02:15 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts

    I have. To clarify with 3 girls.

    Never have I ever had sex with a girl more than 30 years younger than me.
    Jesus Christ man...... That girl isn't even born yet for me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I have. To clarify with 3 girls.

    Never have I ever had sex with a girl more than 30 years younger than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I have. To clarify with 3 girls.

    Never have I ever had sex with a girl more than 30 years younger than me.
    Only you could say that lovbyts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I have. To clarify with 3 girls.

    Never have I ever had sex with a girl more than 30 years younger than me.
    You just killed this game with that one. haahahaha

    I hope to one day do this when I'm 50.

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    Yeah, I'm out

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    Damn I suck I haven't done any of this stuff

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    yea bro's you set the bar too high coming out of the gate...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Damn I suck I haven't done any of this stuff except fvck a monkey holding a football
    Fixed. LOL

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    fail !

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

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    personaly I would have started with something like I never fuked a blond....

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    Ok luvbytes ruined it.....


    Executive orders came in from the top to reboot the thread......

    Never have I ever fvcked a natural redhead

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    I have, pvssy was nasty looking.

    Never have I ever fuk'ed a Chinese girl !

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I have. To clarify with 3 girls.

    Never have I ever had sex with a girl more than 30 years younger than me.

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    Does phillipean count?

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    Epic fail !

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by BG
    I have, pvssy was nasty looking. Never have I ever fuk'ed a Chinese girl !
    I have...

    Never have I ever gone to jail for public intoxication and disorderly conduct.

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    Welp I'm out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post

    You just killed this game with that one. haahahaha

    I hope to one day do this when I'm 50.
    LoL. I thought it might slow things down for a while.

    I was 48 at the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    I have... Never have I ever gone to jail for public intoxication and disorderly conduct.
    Since I haven't
    Never have I ever slept with a prostitute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by satisfaction1822 View Post
    Since I haven't
    Never have I ever slept with a prostitute.
    Does getting a BJ from a stripper count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I have...

    Never have I ever gone to jail for public intoxication and disorderly conduct.
    does DUI count?

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    I think I am way out of my league with you degenerates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101
    I think I am way out of my league with you degenerates.
    Don't judge. Lol. This was a loooong time ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by AD
    does DUI count?
    Haha no.. Completely different charge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by satisfaction1822 View Post
    Since I haven't
    Never have I ever slept with a prostitute.
    I have... numerous times over seas...

    let's see... I've never killed someone... (wait no can't use that)
    I've never blown up a building before (no can't use that one either)
    I've never broken into a government office building (nope)....
    Never flown an airplane ... no
    Puked in a cop car... can't use it...

    I know.... I have never been arrested and thrown in jail!

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    I have... numerous times over seas...

    let's see... I've never killed someone... (wait no can't use that)
    I've never blown up a building before (no can't use that one either)
    I've never broken into a government office building (nope)....
    Never flown an airplane ... no
    Puked in a cop car... can't use it...

    I know.... I have never been arrested and thrown in jail!
    I have..

    I have never eaten fugu( blowfish)

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    I have

    Never have I had more than 7 speeding tickets in one year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    I have

    Never have I had more than 7 speeding tickets in one year.
    Where and how was it? Tingley?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Where and how was it? Tingley?
    Years ago I was in florida for meetings and the company took us to a fancy Japanese restaurant.
    They said it was blowfish and put on this big talk about it so I tried it and I could tell a small tingle but nothing like I was expecting didn't really see what the big deal was. Then again for all I know they were just feeding us some other type of raw fish.
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