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  1. 03-23-2014, 07:22 PM #1
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    Excuse me, are you into fitness? How about fitness d**k in your ass.

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  2. 03-23-2014, 07:30 PM #2
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    that was hillarious
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    lol nice
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    Lol that guy did pretty well
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  5. 03-23-2014, 09:04 PM #5
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    She should have slapped him.
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    I remember working out one day and I was next to a regular at the gym. Granted, she was HOT and all. But I had to laugh when some newbie tried to flirt with her and ask if she needed help with her workouts. She looked at the guy and with great attitude said, "Help? I do this for a living, dumbass. I'm a bodybuilder." HAHAHAHA
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  7. 03-23-2014, 10:46 PM #7
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    It's just shows, girls like guys who are dicks and dumb asses. They never like what they SAY they want and are attracted to the asshole most of the time. I cant believe how many girls gave their number and didn't just walk away.

    See girls, it's not our fault because this is what you really want so stop telling us to be NICE... Yeah there are exceptions to ever rule but the rule is you dont say what you mean. At least this guy was being upfront about what he wanted and his intentions.
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    The joke is supposed to be" What's the difference between Jelly (not peanut butter) and Jam? I can't jelly my cock in your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    The joke is supposed to be" What's the difference between Jelly (not peanut butter) and Jam? I can't jelly my cock in your ass.
    Yes that would have been funnier.
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    So the "peanut butter my d!ck in your ass" line worked. He got her number.
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  11. 03-24-2014, 08:01 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    The joke is supposed to be" What's the difference between Jelly (not peanut butter) and Jam? I can't jelly my cock in your ass.
    Well played sir. I love that joke.
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  12. 03-24-2014, 08:59 AM #12
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    I told my wife that joke this weekend for some reason she didn't think it was as funny as I did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    I told my wife that joke this weekend for some reason she didn't think it was as funny as I did.
    Trust me, she is laughing.... At you, not with you because she knows what you are NOT getting.
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    There were so good ones, but I really laughed at this one.

    "Do you like daggers?"
    "You mean like knives?"
    "Uh, no, daggers."
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    That was hilarious, I'm amazed anyone stayed around long enough to listen to what he had to say lol
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    "Can I have your subway?"
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    Some of those are questions girls ask guys.

    Whats your net worth?
    Where are you taking me to dinner?
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    The chicken farm line was funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    Some of those are questions girls ask guys.

    Whats your net worth?
    Where are you taking me to dinner?
    Bottom line for guys = sex
    Bottom line for girls = money

    You want chicks, dress for sucess and flash cash.
    You want a sure fire way for a girl to call you back when you give her your number, put it on the back of an ATM receipt showing $$$$$$
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    It's just shows, girls like guys who are dicks and dumb asses. They never like what they SAY they want and are attracted to the asshole most of the time. I cant believe how many girls gave their number and didn't just walk away.

    See girls, it's not our fault because this is what you really want so stop telling us to be NICE... Yeah there are exceptions to ever rule but the rule is you dont say what you mean. At least this guy was being upfront about what he wanted and his intentions.
    The golden rule in most cases. Younger then 25 be a dick to them. Over 25 you have to start being nice. My whole game was being a dick. I struggled mightly when I got older lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rwy View Post
    The golden rule in most cases. Younger then 25 be a dick to them. Over 25 you have to start being nice. My whole game was being a dick. I struggled mightly when I got older lol
    I really need to learn to be more of a A hole (d*ck)...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    Some of those are questions girls ask guys.

    Whats your net worth?
    Where are you taking me to dinner?
    To which you reply "when are you cooking me dinner, Ho?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rwy View Post
    The golden rule in most cases. Younger then 25 be a dick to them. Over 25 you have to start being nice. My whole game was being a dick. I struggled mightly when I got older lol
    Quality women don't want assholes.
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