Question about an IM steroid I bought. ripped 200

[moonbear]

Hey, I recently got this 10ml vial of ripped 200. The ingredients are tren ace, masteron and test p. I wanted advice on how to use it

I really have a problem with needles. Would it work topically, orally or rectally, instead of intramuscular? I don't care if there is some waste, if I can get it into my body in a useful way without injecting, it would be really great.

If I don't get any replies ill just pour it into a bottle of water and sip from it occasionally.

[mod1-4]

Is this a serious question? If you could drink the shit nobody would inject. We inject cause we have too not cause we want too. It's not heroin, yes you must inject

[altered genetics]

No needs to be injected. And this Is to much for a first cycle. What's your stats ? Age, hight, weight, bf% ?

[MuscleInk]

Yes. Rectally. With a big turkey baster. Go deep. Really deep. No deeper still. Just like a good old rectal rinsing with an enema.

Dear god. Who's breeding these kids!?!?!

[BG]

Rectally works great. Pull off the flip top, make sure the crimp has a little jagged piece ripped off then stick in your ass. Should last a week, every time you crap just shove it back in.

[BG]

Yes. Rectally. With a big turkey baster. Go deep. Really deep. No deeper still. Just like a good old rectal rinsing with an enema.

Dear god. Who's breeding these kids!?!?!

How many times ew do you have to do it with the turkey baster ?

[MuscleInk]

How many times ew do you have to do it with the turkey baster ?

Depends on how much muscle he wishes to gain. More is always better! lol

[wicked442]

Make a small hole in the rubber seal,like with a tooth pick or a nail and insert the whole vile in your anus. MUST BE RUBBER STOPPER UP. It will slowly absorb into your system over a few weeks. You prob have to hold it in there when you shit but the effects will be amazing.

[MuscleInk]

How many times ew do you have to do it with the turkey baster ?

Option 2? Rub it only on the areas where you want your muscles to grow, every hour, on the hour, 12 times a day BUT only 12 times, not 11, not 13.....12!!!!!

[wicked442]

Rectally works great. Pull off the flip top, make sure the crimp has a little jagged piece ripped off then stick in your ass. Should last a week, every time you crap just shove it back in.

I was typing when you posted this BG so this method must be the best way for op.
I like the jagged crimped piece tho.

[RangerDanger830]

Yes. Rectally. With a big turkey baster. Go deep. Really deep. No deeper still. Just like a good old rectal rinsing with an enema.

Dear god. Who's breeding these kids!?!?!

I can't breathe, this made my day

[MuscleInk]

I can't breathe, this made my day

It's posts like these that if they aren't a hoax, leave me worrying about our future as a species!

[Rothrock]

The great thing about shoving the whole bottle up your ass is when you do declines, u get an extra shot like a big shot of nitrous up your ass..you can throw around some serious weight then!

[Rothrock]

Option 2? Rub it only on the areas where you want your muscles to grow, every hour, on the hour, 12 times a day BUT only 12 times, not 11, not 13.....12!!!!!

^^^truth! I rub it on my junk 6 out of the 12 times a day.

[RangerDanger830]

OP, can we have some stats? I will do what I can but I am afraid that what you need is not AAS, you need to grow a beard and learn to bow hunt.

[moonbear]

so this is a troll forum ok cool. I just wanted some advice and I guess Im not getting it.

Go jack off in the mirror.

I guess ill go to the gym and see if I can trade it for some winstrol.

in reply to altered genetics, 19 175 5''11, idk by body fat %.

[RangerDanger830]

so this is a troll forum ok cool. I just wanted some advice and I guess Im not getting it.

Go jack off in the mirror.

I guess ill go to the gym and see if I can trade it for some winstrol.

in reply to altered genetics, 19 175 5''11, idk by body fat %.

Relax, we are just having a good time. A good buddy of mine told me that I shouldn't be bothered by getting crap from him, I should be bothered when he stops.

However, considering the stats you have given us I am going to go ahead and say my answer remains the same. I am not trying to be a dick here, I am just telling you that the best thing for you to do is go to the gym for a few more years, and stay natural. At most hit up some creatine. You have no knowledge of AAS and at your age even taking them properly can still cause problems. There are MANY studies showing undeniable correlation between grow hindrance on AAS, and you are still growing.

If you take things like winstrol, you are asking for trouble. If I see you on here in a few months asking for help with hormone issues and not being able to get hard I will just tell you I told you so. Read around a little bit, there are always a few active threads at any given time where guys at your age took AAS and are suffering.

[MuscleInk]

so this is a troll forum ok cool. I just wanted some advice and I guess Im not getting it. Go jack off in the mirror. I guess ill go to the gym and see if I can trade it for some winstrol. in reply to altered genetics, 19 175 5''11, idk by body fat %.

So you wake up one morning, buy a bunch of drugs you're clueless about and want us to spoon feed you?

....and you want us to take you seriously.

Grow the fvck up and don't bring your little attitude into our house if you want help. Or simply fvck off. We can help you or let you fvck yourself up. We are under no obligation punk.

Winstrol. Good choice. Grasping at straws now huh?

[moonbear]

I already tried winstrol once, didn't do a whole lot for me. I don't lift, I swim every day. Maybe that's why.

so is this stuff completely useless orally? If theres a 10% bioavailability, ill down the vial.

[RangerDanger830]

I already tried winstrol once, didn't do a whole lot for me. I don't lift, I swim every day. Maybe that's why.

so is this stuff completely useless orally? If theres a 10% bioavailability, ill down the vial.

You don't lift? This just keeps getting worse. Do you want to get bigger or look like the Biebs in my avatar photo? Go to the gym, keep swimming also. Unless you like being skinny then you are welcome to that freedom.

Like I said, you have no experience with AAS. Go ahead and down it, put the video up on here if you do. Let's go ahead and be optimistic, and I am being very optimistic here and say it has a bioavail of 60%. Do you know how long that will last in your body? In a few days it will be gone, I would be surprised if you gained half a lb from it, assumign you even went to the gym. Yes, it is COMPLETELY useless orally.

[Docd187123]

I already tried winstrol once, didn't do a whole lot for me. I don't lift, I swim every day. Maybe that's why.

so is this stuff completely useless orally? If theres a 10% bioavailability, ill down the vial.

If you're not a clever troll, in which case props on the attempt, then you really do enjoy a beating and don't mind being setup for failure.

[RangerDanger830]

If you're not a clever troll, in which case props on the attempt, then you really do enjoy a beating and don't mind being setup for failure.

He's gotta be, this guy is getting us good. The more I think about it, he has to be.

[Docd187123]

He's gotta be, this guy is getting us good. The more I think about it, he has to be.

If he is, does that make me FIRST?!?!?

[RangerDanger830]

Yeah I guess, I know he's trolling us. I just know it. I can't believe I fell for it. I am ashamed.

[bullshark99]

Moon,
On the highly unlikely chance you are being serious and also assumming you are not mentally disabled, do yourself a tremendous favor and listen to what Ranger suggested.

[moonbear]

Not really trolling. If I lift even though I swim 75 laps a day, wouldn't the swimming make my muscles recover slower? Or can I still swim and recover on the same day?

So this stuff really wont work intranasally, rectally or topically? At all?

If it wont work those ways then Id trade it to someone on here. I can post a picture of it next to my screename, its unopened. Id trade for winstrol or something else oral.

[RangerDanger830]

Don't feed it!

[slfmade]

Here's the protocol we all use when we want to avoid IM injections. I'll spare you most of the science because to be honest; well, it's ahead of it's time. Get ready for the 1-2 PUNCH!!!!!!

Prep:

1. Remove the vial cap and rubber stopper. This can be done with a chisel, knife, pliers, etc. Just make sure not to cut yourself.

2. Let it sit open for 6 days next to the toilet.

3. You want to use the bathroom (#1 and #2) about 2-3 times each during that 6 days - the more the better.

4. LEAVE THE LID OFF OF THE TOILET SEAT THE ENTIRE TIME (it might smell, but this step is absolutely necessary)!!!

What steps 1-4 does is as the urine and excrement start to break down it will release e coli into the air. The e coli will then attack your ripped stack and break it down (I'll skip the science behind this because it's over everyone's head here including mine) so that you're able to administer the "1-2 PUNCH!!!!!"

After the 6 days of the chemical breakdown process you might notice what appears to be a large volume of black liquid in the vial. Many people confuse with with a massive bacteria colony (which in some respects it is) but this is EXACTLY what we want. We now know it's ready for the "1-2 PUNCH!!!!!"

Administration

Part 1:

1. Draw up 1ML into an oral syringe and administer half directly under the tongue (sublingually) and the other half you want to drink (orally) This will provide you with both an instant dose of "RIPPED" via sublingually and a nice steady time-release dose of it ORALLY.

W're not done though!!! That was only part 1 of the "1-2 PUNCH!!!!"

Part 2:

On the oral syringe you'll notice it has a nipple at the opening...Next draw up 1ML of "RIPPED" and insert this nipple in your dick hole (urethra). It's very small and the nipple is smooth so it won't hurt. Don't inject it yet. The next part is VERY IMPORTANT!!! You want to stick your middle finger up your ass (I know, it sounds weird and a little gay, but it's essential) and press your prostate forward. This will ensure maximum absorption. Next you want to forcefully inject the fluid into your pee hole. When I say forcefully I mean (HARD) you want to make sure the "RIPPED" goes through the urethra, into the prostate, then threw the vas deferens, into the epididymis and finally into the testicles. (There's a few more pathways I left out, but those were the important ones.) You can see now how forcefully this has to be.
My first time I inserted the oral syringe into my dick eye, stuck my finger in my ass, and placed my thumb securely on the plunger. I then pointed my dick at the wall and ran as hard and as fast as I could straight into the wall.....worked like a charm.
I've found other ways to make sure I get enough pressure for instance a nail gun (without the nail of course) jack hammer (you just wanta tap the button) etc. In the end everybody has to find their own way for what works best for them regarding pressure.

Last but not least. PCT...

Nolva - 40/20/20/20
Comid - 75/50/50/50

Follow these steps and you will be a monster BB'er just like the rest of us. I hope that was helpful.





Disclaimer: Don't do this. It won't work and it'll probably kill you!!!!! I'm just fvcking with you!

[bullshark99]

Dude keep talking smack and I'm sure some of these guys will give you something orally.

[moonbear]

m.imgur (dot)com/utKQdZ4 proof im not trolling. Theres a picture of my ripped 200 vial next to your reply 'don't feed it!' so theres proof I have this stuff.

Im not trolling. I seriously want to know if theres a way I can use this stuff, or if not, trade it to someone here.

[moonbear]

well I posted a link to a picture of my vial of ripped 200 so... obviously im serious about trying to use it.

[RangerDanger830]

Here's the protocol we all use when we want to avoid IM injections. I'll spare you most of the science because to be honest; well, it's ahead of it's time. Get ready for the 1-2 PUNCH!!!!!!

Prep:

1. Remove the vial cap and rubber stopper. This can be done with a chisel, knife, pliers, etc. Just make sure not to cut yourself.

2. Let it sit open for 6 days next to the toilet.

3. You want to use the bathroom (#1 and #2) about 2-3 times each during that 6 days - the more the better.

4. LEAVE THE LID OFF OF THE TOILET SEAT THE ENTIRE TIME (it might smell, but this step is absolutely necessary)!!!

What steps 1-4 does is as the urine and excrement start to break down it will release e coli into the air. The e coli will then attack your ripped stack and break it down (I'll skip the science behind this because it's over everyone's head here including mine) so that you're able to administer the "1-2 PUNCH!!!!!"

After the 6 days of the chemical breakdown process you might notice what appears to be a large volume of black liquid in the vial. Many people confuse with with a massive bacteria colony (which in some respects it is) but this is EXACTLY what we want. We now know it's ready for the "1-2 PUNCH!!!!!"

Administration

Part 1:

1. Draw up 1ML into an oral syringe and administer half directly under the tongue (sublingually) and the other half you want to drink (orally) This will provide you with both an instant dose of "RIPPED" via sublingually and a nice steady time-release dose of it ORALLY.

W're not done though!!! That was only part 1 of the "1-2 PUNCH!!!!"

Part 2:

On the oral syringe you'll notice it has a nipple at the opening...Next draw up 1ML of "RIPPED" and insert this nipple in your dick hole (urethra). It's very small and the nipple is smooth so it won't hurt. Don't inject it yet. The next part is VERY IMPORTANT!!! You want to stick your middle finger up your ass (I know, it sounds weird and a little gay, but it's essential) and press your prostate forward. This will ensure maximum absorption. Next you want to forcefully inject the fluid into your pee hole. When I say forcefully I mean (HARD) you want to make sure the "RIPPED" goes through the urethra, into the prostate, then threw the vas deferens, into the epididymis and finally into the testicles. (There's a few more pathways I left out, but those were the important ones.) You can see now how forcefully this has to be.
My first time I inserted the oral syringe into my dick eye, stuck my finger in my ass, and placed my thumb securely on the plunger. I then pointed my dick at the wall and ran as hard and as fast as I could straight into the wall.....worked like a charm.
I've found other ways to make sure I get enough pressure for instance a nail gun (without the nail of course) jack hammer (you just wanta tap the button) etc. In the end everybody has to find their own way for what works best for them regarding pressure.

Last but not least. PCT...

Nolva - 40/20/20/20
Comid - 75/50/50/50

Follow these steps and you will be a monster BB'er just like the rest of us. I hope that was helpful.





Disclaimer: Don't do this. It won't work and it'll probably kill you!!!!! I'm just fvcking with you!

This is the most epic post I have ever read. I am dying here.

m.imgur (dot)com/utKQdZ4 proof im not trolling. Theres a picture of my ripped 200 vial next to your reply 'don't feed it!' so theres proof I have this stuff.

Im not trolling. I seriously want to know if theres a way I can use this stuff, or if not, trade it to someone here.

Even if you aren't trolling, you have been given plenty of advice here on what to do. Stay away from AAS, I am leaving it at that and from here on out will continue to laugh at your expense if you choose not to listen to any of us.

[moonbear]

Why should I stay away from steroids? Don't you use them, so why would you be telling me to stop?

Why the hell would I buy the vial for no reason, then come here and troll.

Does anyone know FOR SURE that this wont work topically, intranasal or rectally?

Why laugh when Im really just trying to find an answer... **** did I really waste money on this crap that I cant even use?

Where can I buy a cheap needle online? Is it hard to inject IM and is it painful? Maybe ill try injecting...

[RangerDanger830]

I am going to bed, I can't handle this.

http://forums.steroid.com/educationa...-steroids.html

[moonbear]

Well I squirted 1ml into my ass 15 minutes ago and cant tell if I feel it or not.

Actually, I think theres a change in blood pressure!

I think its rectally bioavailable, and will squirt 1ml every day for 10 days. Ill update to let you know if it works for sure or not!

[David LoPan]

Well I squirted 1ml into my ass 15 minutes ago and cant tell if I feel it or not.

Actually, I think theres a change in blood pressure!

I think its rectally bioavailable, and will squirt 1ml every day for 10 days. Ill update to let you know if it works for sure or not!

moonbear I think you are about to be banned. You really might want to get medical attention if you were really stupid enough to put and AAS up your ASS. That is meant for IM use not rectal use. It will release slowly in your body via IM but if you did put it up you butt you will need to call 911 and poison control.

[moonbear]

wait are you serious do I need to call poison control?

[hawk14dl]

Epic thread is epic

Yes you'll likely need to call poison control.

When we inject, first we aspirate. That means to pull back on the syringe to make sure we didn't enter a vein.

Injecting aas into your blood stream can be extremely harmful and potentially fatal.

Your rectum is directly absorbed into the blood stream. Have you ever seen someone take a shot of alcohol in their ass? Instant drunk.

You were given a lot of good advice. You choose not to listen. Do us a favor and let us know how you turn out (medically)

[moonbear]

ill let you know. I feel fine.

[thesecretuser]

admins of the site do pls bann this person, if he really isnt a troll he has no business taking aas as he is still very young, has naturally high testosterone and judging by his previous posts will only end up harming himself.