Ok. I know some of you are confused when you hear British slang and what it means. So, I thought this is something we could use so that we all understand one another.
I'll go first since this is MY Bloody thread!
Wanker = sleaze that plays with himself
Cvnt = sleaze who wishes he had one, so he could play with it
others?
(and btw, "Mate" is not your right hand, nor your significant other....)