Hi all.
Just wanted some relationshipish type advice. Basically I've been going out to clubs recently and met this chick that I made out with without really trying, like she instigated everything. EG, we were outside with a group of friends, I sit down on bench, she asks if she can sit on my lap, then proceeds to make out with me (ok not that suddenly, but I basically didn't have to put any effort into it).
She got a bit drunk after that so I being the gentleman that I am offer to walk her home in which she accepts and I give her my jumper to wear because she complained about being cold. I think it's also helpful to mention during pre-drinks I was chatting her good friend up and got the friends digits/snapchat (she was my goal to the night, but it didn't happen because she ****ed off somewhere in the club and I couldn't find her)
Walk her home, no problems, pop into her apartment and say if she'll be ok. Put her into bed and she literally grabs me and again makes out with me while saying we should stop like 5 or 6 times and then repeating said process for 20-30 minutes. Having no desire to regret anything I just call myself a cab and as I leave (at this point I was intending to never see her again) she gives me her number and I also forgot to ask for my jumper back so it's currently with her.
2-3 days pass by and I for some insane reason decide to text this girl (let's refer to this girl as 'Girl A' and the friend as 'Girl B') asking if she wants to grab a coffee or some lunch. She replies saying she's out of town for the weekend and would love to do it next week. No problems there. During this point I've been sending snaps to Girl B, and it may be helpful to note that I tend to walk around at home shirtless therefore naturally majority of snaps taken from home will be with no shirt.
A week goes by and I ask Girl A if she's still up for lunch in which she says 'I heard you got a girlfriend, your hall-mate told me' (Uni halls fml), in which I disprove it because the statement was based upon my snapchat story saying 'off to see bae', who for those that know me is what I jokingly call one of my good female friends (friendzone). This is when shit becomes real complicated.
I ask her how she's doing a day before we are supposed to meet up (3 days after the girlfriend incident) and she just goes major derpmode onto me, saying things like 'oh you claim to be a nice guy but you're actually a douchebag for flirting with a good friend of mine (Girl B)'. What's her idea of flirting? Sending shirtless snapchats.... Serious. If I wanted to flirt I would have accepted Girl B's invitations to 3 separate nights out and probably would've gotten a little something something.
Fast forward another week, no contact with either Girl A/B (I think they plotted against me) and I get an assignment in which I have to deliver a presentation infront of a small audience and have to dress the part. Looking into my wardrobe I notice that most of my smart clothes are back home and not with me at uni, so the best I can do without spending money is to get my jumper back... yeah.. slight problem. I text Girl A saying when can I come down and get my jumper and she says she'll give it to my hall-mate. 3 days later, with 1 day before the assignment I text her at ****ing 7PM saying 'Yo, I need my jumper, I'm not playing, are you home?' Her response? 'I said I'll give it to your hall-mate, leave me alone'. I got super pissed at this, so I text her again at around 10PM saying same thing, and she gets all emotional like I'm her ****ing boyfriend and some ***** boy and says shit like I got issues if I can't leave her alone to enjoy her night. Bitch, I gave you 5 days to get up your lazy ass and walk 5 minutes to my hall and give me my ****ing jumper, or at least tell me when I can come down to collect it (note, she lives in a gated community... so I can't exactly walk up whenever).
1am.... I text her again and she says if I text again she'll block my number and she says she wants to be left alone. I lose it and basically tell her to stop acting like a little child and be an adult about this. Give me a time before my presentation so I can collect it and you won't hear from me again...
No response, no jumper. I'm gonna confront my hall-mate in the morn and ask her to call the bitch and get my jumper from her.
Too lazy, didnt read?
CLIFF NOTES
-OP failed to get with fit girl, settled with friend of fit girl who is 7/10
-OP left jumper at girl's apartment in hopes of retrieving it in the near future
-OP sends snapchat of himself shirtless (who he sends to ****ing everyone on his list) and gets accused of 'cheating' (wtf im single, how can I cheat)
-OP has a nutcase on his hands
Any advice? (Serious please, this is literally the bane of my existence at the moment)
P.S: No I won't send my pics to you guys. I look inferior compared to majority of users here, but better than the average dude.
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Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
