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    Protein farts!

    Is there anything you can take to make your farts either smell nicer or not happen as often? Im farting very regular they are very hot and smell like a bonfire, the house is absaloutley stinking, my wife is going ballistic.
    When im out in public, example shopping im dumping farts everywhere and moving out the way and i turn around to see people looking at eachother as if to blame eachother lol

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    Lol they go away after a while

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    How longs a while its been a few months lol

    Is it just a case of the digestive system getting used to a new diet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTaxMan
    Is there anything you can take to make your farts either smell nicer or not happen as often? Im farting very regular they are very hot and smell like a bonfire, the house is absaloutley stinking, my wife is going ballistic. When im out in public, example shopping im dumping farts everywhere and moving out the way and i turn around to see people looking at eachother as if to blame eachother lol
    Happens to me all day
    Stops for a while after I take a dump
    Try it haha

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    LOL, it calms down when i do but i dont sh1t very often lol, once a day at the most

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTaxMan
    LOL, it calms down when i do but i dont sh1t very often lol, once a day at the most
    really I am way more regular then that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bio-Active
    really I am way more regular then that!
    Me too bro a few times maybe try upping your water or eating more haha

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    It must just be good gear = good protein synthesis for me
    You guys are getting bunk

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    Soy protein does that to me.
    I harbor no shame in the fact that i construct my diet by basically copying what NACH3 and Bio-Active eat (thank you, guys). Then, following NACH3's lead, I started eating Kashi. Peew. I have two 70-lb dogs who would wake up from my farts and look at me like "Dude, serious?," before leaving the room. If anyone would like a half a box of Kashi, please swing by and pick up; it's unfit for the land fill.

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    It comes to something when your dogs thinking wtf lmao

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    I know I'm late to this one, but I started taking a digestive enzyme and a probitotic - this hits two things for me.

    1. Reduced eye watering, nostril burning protein farts
    2. Improved BM's (more solid, more regular)

    although YMMV - but worth a shot. Oh, and the digestive enzymes supposedly assist in protein absorption.

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    Lmao same issue. Seems like lessens after i take high carbs in. Not even gas meds help
    Last edited by Jphila28; 12-28-2015 at 11:11 PM.

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