
Originally Posted by
m.hornbuckle
I once. lol
this is funny as fuck. at least I think it is.
I called poison control, I told them I took 15 or 16 of these weird shaped big brown pills, and now I feel really really weird. my stomach hurts, and I feel like I'm going to throw up and defecate at the same time.
"can you please describe the pills sir"
"yes, they were about 2" long, oblong and brown. they had this weird white yellow liquid in the one I cracked open. they had an outer coating that was red blue and white. and some writing on it. I had to peel that off. the actual pill thing had wired flower shapes pressed into them. they were kinda sweet tasting.
after 12 or so minutes she told me she can't find anything in the database and it sounds like a clandestine produced street drug, and to go to the ER immediately.
well, I was describing to her a Cadbury cream egg.....