BEST and WORST advices THREAD

[Obs]

What is the best advice(s) and worst advice(s) you ever heard?

Best: "It doesn't matter how hard you try it won't make sense or start falling in place on a serious level until you are about 35."-dad

"Stick it in her pooper"-unknown

Worst: "Good things come to those who wait"
-loser

"If she is 23 and not married or got kids she must have something wrong with her" -gma

[HoldMyBeer]

Best advice;
"Go to the bathroom when you can, don't wait until you have to"
Worst:
... Can't think of anything. I'll get back to you

[AR's King Silabolin]

Best. Dont try to understand women, Just love'em.
Worst. Steroids will kill you.

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[Charlie67]

Best Advice: Its easier to act your way into a new way of thinking, then to think your way into a new way of acting.

Worst Advice: You don't have to lift heavy.

[kelkel]

"Stick it in her pooper"-unknown

That was Mohatma Gandhi.....

[Proximal]

That was Mohatma Gandhi.....

. . . . . . .and he did it very peacefully & with a great deal of serenity.

[i_SLAM_cougars]

. . . . . . .and he did it very peacefully & with a great deal of serenity.

... Which is the wrong way

[diesel101]

90 year old man told me once that you "Never trust a fart and Never waste a hard on"

[GearHeaded]

best
''best way to change yourself and your actions is to change your mindset and your understanding''
changing your thinking will result in changing your life.. if you had financial problems for example , then change your world view, thinking and understanding about money and the positive actions to change will follow

worst
'just do it'
doing things without thinking or planning first usually results in a bad choice

[SocioMachiavelli]

Someone said something to me last year that I wish I had heard many years before. I can't remember who said it.

"Don't put pussy on a pedestal"

[Obs]

That was the black guy on 40 yo virgin

[SocioMachiavelli]

That was the black guy on 40 yo virgin

somebody stole it and said it to me last year... Phoney bastard.

[Obs]

somebody stole it and said it to me last year... Phoney bastard.

[i_SLAM_cougars]

Worst advice ever: “Natural’s the only way to be” (also said by a black dude who was about 200 pounds at 10% bodyfat before he ever set eyes on a barbell)

[Obs]

Another great:

Best
"We are going to have to drive like hell to get there on time."

Worst
"OH GOD! C** IN MY P****!"

[i_SLAM_cougars]

Another great:

Best
"We are going to have to drive like hell to get there on time."

Worst
"OH GOD! C** IN MY P****!"

I actually read that as “crap in my pants” the first time

[< <Samson> >]

Good one

If it’s meant to be, it will happen < some idiots somewhere

Everything is predetermined for us < same

If you work hard & put in your time, that’s what it takes < everyone when I was growing up


All of these are straight donkey shit

[Old Duffer]

Another great:

Best
"We are going to have to drive like hell to get there on time."

Worst
"OH GOD! C** IN MY P****!"

What's wrong with "cat in my Prius"?