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    Everything I know about AAS, training, and diet

    I figured dosage as follows:

    The normal guys are taking "x" amount, for "Y" amount of time, and following up with "z".

    I didn't want to be normal.

    So I formulated x+y x2.

    The next time "z" was money I could have spent on x+y. So I started eliminating elements of z.
    Bye bye AI, hell with it trt for life, no more pct, hell with hcg finally.
    My nuts were shrunk from way too much x+y anyway. So wth... I kept increasing x+y more and more.
    Everyone said insulin was dangerous as hell so I figured I better add that to x at at least x2 formula.

    I figured my diet as follows:

    Chicken and rice until I couldn't hack it anymore.
    Now I am not cooking dammit.
    So I ate shit tons of fast food then ate 8 bronkaid and drank redbulls to give me the explosion at the gym I needed even with 3500 calories of fast food in my gut.

    My macros were as follows:
    All the carbs and meat I could eat and if it had fat oh well.

    My training was never the same but had a high intensity base to it nearly every workout.

    So pretty much everything I did was done the wrong way and I don't give a shit.

    I don't recommend others do it that way.
    So remember that before you think I have some great knowledge of AAS.

    I even named my system.
    I call it the, "I don't give a shit, muscle now, training system."
    It comes with plugged arteries, high bp, and a perma shiddy expression on your face.

    Now, someone post pictures of insanely hot women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
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    They will bitch because they can see her twat. She is a good one though damn.

    The porn forum poll was a huge "aye" vote.

    Just remember when they complain its because they are gay.

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    You just made the thread worthwhile though.

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    I downloaded that pic btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    They will bitch because they can see her twat. She is a good one though damn.

    The porn forum poll was a huge "aye" vote.

    Just remember when they complain its because they are gay.
    If you're on Tumblr look up letmeexposeyouranustoo

    I'm not gay but I'd love to bend like her . I'm no longer the best at twisterClick image for larger version. 

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    That is the perfrect girl.
    You can go 69 without having your nose in the badlands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    That is the perfrect girl.
    You can go 69 without having your nose in the badlands.
    Most chicks suck at sucking. At least that's my experience. I'm also pierced so idk if they afraid of my hoop

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
    Most chicks suck at sucking. At least that's my experience. I'm also pierced so idk if they afraid of my hoop

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    I am probably getting that done. I found out they have vibrating rings.
    Lots of pros and not many cons.

    Though the only downside I see is pissing.
    Will probably go for a 2 guage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I am probably getting that done. I found out they have vibrating rings.
    Lots of pros and not many cons.

    Though the only downside I see is pissing.
    Will probably go for a 2 guage
    First few months u gotta sit or it sprays every where and it looks like u pissed yourself, it does stretch your pee hole and you can't bang for 3 months

    Buy a urethral dialotr

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
    First few months u gotta sit or it sprays every where and it looks like u pissed yourself, it does stretch your pee hole and you can't bang for 3 months

    Buy a urethral dialotr

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    Most of what I read said nothing for two weeks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Most of what I read said nothing for two weeks...
    Jerkin off 2 weeks

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    I had to call off work first time I nutted , I had slurred speech , got real tired. It was better than unpierced nut

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    I knew the second I saw the title, I said... Obs... Haha happy new year fucker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle1337 View Post
    I knew the second I saw the title, I said... Obs... Haha happy new year fucker!
    Remember he's bob oblong, no arms or legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle1337 View Post
    I knew the second I saw the title, I said... Obs... Haha happy new year fucker!
    Happy new year man.
    At home with kids...
    Jeepers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Happy new year man.
    At home with kids...
    Jeepers.
    Sorry for posting ur family photo above jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Happy new year man.
    At home with kids...
    Jeepers.
    I'm at home as well, with the other half. Wouldn't want it any other way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle1337 View Post
    I'm at home as well, with the other half. Wouldn't want it any other way
    I wouldn't mind being at home with your wife either.
    No way she is as loud as these kids.

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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I wouldn't mind being at home with your wife either.
    No way she is as loud as these kids.
    That didn’t come out quite right. LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    That didn’t come out quite right. LOL


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    I intended it that way but was too vague.

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