I'm alive

[Obs]

Not sure how but I am. It's a sick joke at this point.
Living on the road with my tools and my skills just got back to Kansas from Florida.

I left after the county sheriff pretty much had me on speed dial.

I've been locked out of all my major accounts online but I'm fixing to solve that. Just another day in the shitshow.

I keep having older males tell me wait till you get to be my age when I tell them I'm sore. First off no thanks but I didn't live like everyone else I'm crazier than ever. I think it's the only thing that keeps me alive at this point. I met a girl that is just as batshit as me. Actually this is our second go-round but I think it's going to stick this time.

[charger69]

Not sure how but I am. It's a sick joke at this point.
Living on the road with my tools and my skills just got back to Kansas from Florida.

I left after the county sheriff pretty much had me on speed dial.

I've been locked out of all my major accounts online but I'm fixing to solve that. Just another day in the shitshow.

I keep having older males tell me wait till you get to be my age when I tell them I'm sore. First off no thanks but I didn't live like everyone else I'm crazier than ever. I think it's the only thing that keeps me alive at this point. I met a girl that is just as batshit as me. Actually this is our second go-round but I think it's going to stick this time.

Obs is growing up. Ready to settle down. [emoji23]

We all know…. Obs will always be Obs. There is no changing that.


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[Obs]

Obs is growing up. Ready to settle down. [emoji23]

We all know…. Obs will always be Obs. There is no changing that.


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Don't threaten me with myself!

[wango]

Not sure how but I am. It's a sick joke at this point.
Living on the road with my tools and my skills just got back to Kansas from Florida.

I left after the county sheriff pretty much had me on speed dial.

I've been locked out of all my major accounts online but I'm fixing to solve that. Just another day in the shitshow.

I keep having older males tell me wait till you get to be my age when I tell them I'm sore. First off no thanks but I didn't live like everyone else I'm crazier than ever. I think it's the only thing that keeps me alive at this point. I met a girl that is just as batshit as me. Actually this is our second go-round but I think it's going to stick this time.

Hang in there - best of luck with the bat-shit girl. At least it should be interesting.

[Cylon357]

As long as you are on this side of the dirt, it's a better day than it could be. Keep on keeping on, brother!

[SampsonandDelilah]

Good to see you post brother, nothing but love for you.

[almostgone]

Not sure how but I am. It's a sick joke at this point.
Living on the road with my tools and my skills just got back to Kansas from Florida.

I left after the county sheriff pretty much had me on speed dial.

I've been locked out of all my major accounts online but I'm fixing to solve that. Just another day in the shitshow.

I keep having older males tell me wait till you get to be my age when I tell them I'm sore. First off no thanks but I didn't live like everyone else I'm crazier than ever. I think it's the only thing that keeps me alive at this point. I met a girl that is just as batshit as me. Actually this is our second go-round but I think it's going to stick this time.

Glad to hear you are well, Obs. LOL, sounds like you wrapped up things in Florida just in time. Some of the Florida LE have to deal with so many crazy tourists, etc. that when there's trouble they just scoop up everyone in sight and then begin trying to figure out what happened.

[Mooseman33]

good to see you back around.

what part of florida where u in?

[Obs]

Glad to hear you are well, Obs. LOL, sounds like you wrapped up things in Florida just in time. Some of the Florida LE have to deal with so many crazy tourists, etc. that when there's trouble they just scoop up everyone in sight and then begin trying to figure out what happened.

Florida cops ran from me twice.

[Obs]

good to see you back around.

what part of florida where u in?

St George island

[Obs]

Good to see you post brother, nothing but love for you.

Luv bak

[songdog]

Been a long time OB!

[Cylon357]

Florida cops ran from me twice.

Did you get to do any of the following (secret) Florida activities:

a) rassle a gator (the giant reptile or Florida football player, either one, extra points for both)
b) party with Florida Man
c) chase down and shave your initials into the Florida Skunk Ape

If you did any of these, congrats! If you did ALL THREE, you are legend.

BTW, anybody can tell you when you visit Florida "go see Disney, Universal or the Everglades", but who has you covered for those super cool, exclusive activities? That's right, this guy right here!

[< <Samson> >]

I'm crazier than ever

Right there with ya

So they say at Barrow Neurological which I just got checked out from, like 30 hours ago


Get it man, GL

[Obs]

Been a long time OB!

Darn he's still around how you been coyote?

[Obs]

Did you get to do any of the following (secret) Florida activities:

a) rassle a gator (the giant reptile or Florida football player, either one, extra points for both)
b) party with Florida Man
c) chase down and shave your initials into the Florida Skunk Ape

If you did any of these, congrats! If you did ALL THREE, you are legend.

BTW, anybody can tell you when you visit Florida "go see Disney, Universal or the Everglades", but who has you covered for those super cool, exclusive activities? That's right, this guy right here!

I did nothing but walk on the beach and collect my mind.
I got messed up on recreationals Eastern Kentucky and bought a Bible for $2,000 then play Blues Clues all the way down to Georgia. I was really messed up thought an imaginary cartel had killed my family and that I was in purgatory and going to go to hell if I didn't complete my Blue's Clues Mission with the Bible that I bought in Tennessee. I had believed that the Rapture had happened and everybody had died and gone to heaven to me.

It's hilarious looking back but at the time I was scared shitless. I actually walked out into a cemetery where I thought the imaginary cartel wanted me to go so they could shoot me. The chick I'm with now found out who gave me the recreational stuff and now she wants to kill them.

She is like an angel.
Lmao

[Obs]

Right there with ya

So they say at Barrow Neurological which I just got checked out from, like 30 hours ago


Get it man, GL

Well you definitely haven't shrunk looking huge there Samson

[Obs]

I need to take a crap but I really don't want to go into Walmart.
I'm going to find a farm store. Minorities mess up all the other bathrooms.

There is something about a man messing up a public bathroom that makes me sick to my stomach.

[Obs]

That girl Jennifer is small. Tiny everywhere!
I'm so lucky lol

[Obs]

15 years ago I logged in here and ordered stuff from Ashop. Wild

[Mooseman33]

stay the fuck around this time, we all have been there.

maybe not like imaginary cartels, but we understand. or atleast I do.

[Obs]

stay the fuck around this time, we all have been there.

maybe not like imaginary cartels, but we understand. or atleast I do.

Oh we have all had our imaginary cartel battles.
For some the imaginary cartel is a disease or a goal they need to meet or exceed.

In my case I just happened to wake up at a rest area in Georgia naked after following imaginary led lights after ditching my phone because the imaginary feds were in it.
XD

[Richard Head]

Glad to see you back. Hope it becomes more frequent. Best of luck.

[Obs]

Glad to see you back. Hope it becomes more frequent. Best of luck.

Good to see you're still around

[SampsonandDelilah]

Oh we have all had our imaginary cartel battles.
For some the imaginary cartel is a disease or a goal they need to meet or exceed.

In my case I just happened to wake up at a rest area in Georgia naked after following imaginary led lights after ditching my phone because the imaginary feds were in it.
XD

I call that a Tuesday

[songdog]

Darn he's still around how you been coyote?

Doing fine just getting old!

[charger69]

Oh we have all had our imaginary cartel battles.
For some the imaginary cartel is a disease or a goal they need to meet or exceed.

In my case I just happened to wake up at a rest area in Georgia naked after following imaginary led lights after ditching my phone because the imaginary feds were in it.
XD

That was Charger. [emoji1787] that damn Russian turned you in!


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[Fluidic Kimbo]

In my case I just happened to wake up at a rest area in Georgia naked after following imaginary led lights after ditching my phone because the imaginary feds were in it.
XD

Sounds like a German naturist rest area . . . I think Georgia has German heritage . . . or Pennsylvanian Dutch or whatever ... some naked people anyway

[KINGKONG]

Hey Bro, actually just sent you a text. Was just telling my girl what a good person you are, which is ironic your on here the night I got back on. Your always willing to help, never a asshole and humble, smart and I consider you a friend. Always got your back! lmk if you need to talk or need someone to bail you out.. It’s been to long miss you bro!


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[KINGKONG]

Oh we have all had our imaginary cartel battles.
For some the imaginary cartel is a disease or a goal they need to meet or exceed.

In my case I just happened to wake up at a rest area in Georgia naked after following imaginary led lights after ditching my phone because the imaginary feds were in it.
XD

Sound like me a few years ago, make sure and hmu man! The imaginary feds got my number anyways.


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[Test Monsterone]

Was wondering where you disappeared to… glad you’re safe and back with some crazy stories lol

[lovbyts]

That girl Jennifer is small. Tiny everywhere!
I'm so lucky lol

Nice to see you back again, Again... Stick around a little more even if you arent where you want to be right now or know you should be. That makes 2 of us but if nothing else there are some good people here and its always good to get some moral support and honest opinions even if we dont want to hear it.

I hope Im not reading to much into your first post but it sounds like you might still be a little self destructive and haven't resolved some of your past issues of trying to be an over achiever in everything or 1 thing and you are still sort of purposely causing a lot of your own problems.

Sometimes its good to not only take a step back but to actually start over at a walk instead of a full run trying to get back on top as quickly as possible. Stop making yourself so well known and be invisible for a while, it can be good for the soul IMO.

Sounds like my kind of girl. Mine is 4' 11 and I think she is up to just over 100 lbs now, she was just under 90 when we meet. I love a petite little hard body. Mine has softened up a little over the last 5 years but she says its my fault for feeding her so well. I cant complain much because I defiantly have softened up also due to the recent and past shoulder surgeries but Ive gotten lucky and my weight has not significantly increased but my muscle tone has decreased greatly. Not giving up though by any means and hopefully never will.

Hope you get it all worked out and stick around more.

[yeahbuddy289]

Good to hear from you man!

[Booz]

Glad to see your ok Obs….