How do you think BDTR, and knowing his past, are doing at his girlfriends parents house right this instant.........
Great...thier shooting each other in the butt
Okay...at least he's not throwing them out of thier own house
Horribly and he has humbled himself to meet thier expectations
Im hamerred right now and have no idea whats goin on......
How do you think BDTR, and knowing his past, are doing at his girlfriends parents house right this instant.........
Talon is definantly hammered ( 8 b-lights). He is probably praying with her father....bwa ha ha...LOL
He's DEAD!
I think bdtr will be an upstanding guy and humble himself in front of the parents..... well hey you never know right?
I keep picturing a certain scene from (meet the parents).............when ben stiller is explaing how he had to milk a cat to save little geppeto and Robert De Niro says well I have nipples can you milk me?.........![]()
does the gyno then come into play? lol ya that was funny. I love the water volleyball scene when he spikes it right into the girls face. call me sadistic but I was busting a gut.
yeah I agree .......cmon focker..........deeee up...............the mother jumps into the pool like shes drowning............hilariousOriginally Posted by bigol'legs
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bdtr walking out in a borrowed Speedo LOL....
hey bdtr have you ever taken a polygraph? ..... hehe
LMAOOriginally Posted by bigol'legs
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hehe mass I thought you feel asleep drooling all over your keyboard.
not yet.............lol............oh well guess ill go watch some porn or something..............later big ol.....Originally Posted by bigol'legs
well......i see most of you saw the fact that i was hammered last night and couldn't get this female to come home with me....oh well. Looks like big'ol and MJ were burnin the midnight oil though.
yeah bro i vote we change the forum ar lounge to the red eye lounge.............Originally Posted by someday
HEY HEY PAY SOME GOD DAMN ATTENTION.....................
My new pole is gonna be why wont the female sleep with me.................but for now.........i voted for the i'mhammered chice.........seridopusly .........i can t feel my legs...........but i thi nking about makin some fina and addt o my cycle i can get my roomateto paty 200 f0r 6 weeks worth and that covers my expense as well...........capri sns suck bacardi sucks.....lesli is fuckinhot and has an amazing bbdy ............i mean lesley is fuckin hot and has an amazing body..............
Ok, Someday, let a brother know, Liquor or Beer?....LOL.....ha ha ha........Originally Posted by someday
bdtr post it MAN... what happened? has anyone seem him? or is he in jail.. hehe
This just in AR member BDTR was sentenced to 5 years in a state penitentiary. He was charged w/ beeting a young girls father. We have a few comments from the young girl...." He was such a nice guy, I loved him to death. Him and my father got into an agrument about religion and he put him in a arm bar and forced him to tap out. My father started to pray, resisting the big mans hold and bam his arm broke. Now Im not going to see my poo bear for a long time."Originally Posted by bigol'legs
no no ....he snapped him in twain during an arm wrestling match that went all wrong. It started out fun but when bdtr began to lose the test kicked in and broke the girls dad.......at least thats what i heard
Who is BDTR?
He's drunk himself, laying down on the grass outside his girlfriends parents house, in his own puke, mumbling the theme to Rocky to himself!
Just as long as he doesnt mention that he had the clap, Im sure he will be ok.
Honostly do you guys think he is still alive? SHit Im gettin worried
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I to am getting concerned.... maybe hes sitting in a mexican prison right now?
I'm sure he's blended very well with his parents. I mean, don't all gay people ?Originally Posted by someday
Talon, you know how it is.
Originally Posted by KeyMastur
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lmao..........that just aint rightOriginally Posted by KeyMastur
I think Key's just upset cause noones postin on his thread and he misses Talon![]()
Honostly i have no clue what happened to BDTR......I tried to IM him too and he blocked me or signed off or something...Do you guys think he will return???
So bdtr I see your back... ya better post a thread by itself and tell what happened![]()
No need for another thread really....
So her parents live in harrisburg, PA which i now realize is one of the most god awful places ever. The second i walked into a convienent store they said "new in town eh?". I arrive at her parents with her, her dad gives me the evil eye like i'm the spawn of satan to begin with, something told me right there i should have ran and left. So the entire time i'm questioned on my background like im interviewing for the FBI, i just lie my ass off. I try and avoid religion and even mystereously disapear from the table when they say grace before dinner, guess what.. they waited for me!. Her dad and I get in a huge arguement and i leave with her and call up some friends from philly and go out and party ripping the town apart. I then decide its a good idea to go on a mini vacation seeing old friends so i hit up tuckerton, NJ, philly, NYC etc.. for a week, saw lots of old friends, lots of trouble and now im back. Nothing too exciting.
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
did the whole trip put a strain on your relationship with your girl?Originally Posted by bdtr
Nope, she doesn't really like her parents, she loves them but understands they're ridiculous. She's a nutcase like me and likes to have fun and be blasphemous.
cool..............good to have you backOriginally Posted by bdtr
Good to be back, i was going through withdrawels from AR while i was gone.
Hah, the infamous one is back. Glad to see you didnt put her dad in an arm bar or even worse throw him over a bridge...I like how your girl understands the role her parents play, yet also understanding there ridiculousness. Well bro atleast you had fun and partied your ass off........
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