I'm about to live every 21 year olds dream...

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Brooo's,
I dunno if this is EVERY 21 year old's dream, but this is definately one of mine! Check this, we get this new girl at our work and everyone thinks she's hot. I sit down on Friday and we chit chat, she looks real skinny but she has some big ol' smitties (female breasts). Anyways, I being to wonder in my head, "I wonder if they're real?". Anyways, that's besides the point. We end up going out Friday in a big group and we chit chatted a bit here and there. Turns out we both work for the same gym company but in different locations.

ANYWAYS, what happened was we ended up going out TONIGHT (it's like 5am now and I just got home) and when I went to pick her up, she came out SMOKIN' hot. Even my buddy couldn't believe that this girl was for real. So we get into the club and we start shooting the bullshit and dancing, getting pretty close when all the sudden she whispers to me..."I used to be a stripper". That's damn hot for a 21 year old already on Test Enanthate. So we start chatting more, I tell her that's hot and she asks me about what my schedule is for next week. Being an idiot, I say, "School" and she asks, "How old are you?" I say, "21" she says, "You're just a BABY!" and I ask, "How old are you?" she says, "25". I start to laugh my ass off, thinking that whoops, there goes this night BUT instead she keeps on grinding me harder and harder! Just going ballistic. We ended up making out by the end of the night. I had the chance to go in and rock the boat, but since I had no jimmy's (condoms) I decided not too....as hard as it was.

But here I am, this punk 21 year old who just spent the night grinding a 25 year old stripper in a club with all my buddies around. Little does she know my dad still yells at me for my room no being clean...woo, today was a GOOD day. And next week, I'm going to come prepared with Jimmy-In-Pocket and Gum-In-Mouth. Wooo....

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Ohh ohh! Not only that! When she told me she was a stripper, she asked me not to tell anyone since only a FEW people knew. That was no problem, I told her I was on the sauce and she said she had an idea that I was on since I was a "Big Kid". I then told her one of the side effects was that after a few weeks I was horny all the time. She said, I swear, "That's a problem I think I can solve."

I dunno, this is cool to me. I just had to tell someone. Sorry.

[LORDBLiTZ]

Awesome ronny! Good for you not to bang her without a rubber. I know i couldn't do that

[palme]

What the f***!?

If your on 500mg test enth and turn down a smoking hot babe maybe you should start looking on the players on the other team bro

J/K you got a strong mind bro, go get a bigpack of jimmy's and make us proud!

[AbsolutelyLethal]

w00 w00!!! I had the biggest smile on my face reading the story... I envy you right now for being in that situation...Smart move waiting to have a condom, never know what you can pick up, especially from a former stripper....

[BUYLONGTERM]

Well, its good that you waited, because the wait will make it soo much better. (You just better make sure you see her again!!!!)

[Shredz]

Don't let us down Ronny! Put that test to work next week

[big daddy k de]

Oh, Damn bro it is imperative to hit that shit as soon as possible. Dont let me down Ronny. Hit it as hard as you can and as many times as you can. (man i wish i had a smoking ass Xstripper with huge knockers)

[mass junkie]

bro you should def change the name of this thread to every mans dream...........good luck with this female.............do me a favor....when your hitting it whisper in her ear and say this is for my buddy mass junkie down in miami..............

[daem]

while the sleeping with/dating a stripper fantasy definitely is one that every guy should experience once, i couldn't do it again. while i have no moral qualms with a girl using her God given beauty (even if it is altered cosmetically) to make money, my jealousy tends to ride high and eventually did the relationship in.

after what happened with the one and only stripper i dated i just couldn't do that again...best of luck and try not to get too attached bro.

[Dude-Man]

Wait a sec, you agreed to go out with a smoking hot babe to a club, and you didn't bring a jimmy hat? something seems awry..

[talon]

Good for you Ronny, I hope things transpire for the best. Like Deam said, becareful though. Remember she isnt only hot to you, but to every other guy in the world. So try not to let jealousy and envy invade what you guys have. Just have fun and let things flow how they flow. Good luck man, hook it up........

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Wait a sec, you agreed to go out with a smoking hot babe to a club, and you didn't bring a jimmy hat? something seems awry..

Lemme explain that 'cause my buddies asked me the same fuckin' question! I didn't EXPECT the night to go that well, let alone HEAR that she was an ex-stripper (even though she looked it). I figured, shit, we'd go to the club, dance and then split our ways. I didn't expect her to be glued to my side. Everytime we worked together, we'd BOTH be checking out other chicks and she's seen me with a few other girls. I honestly had NO idea that the night would end up like that. I should've brought a jimmy, I usually always have one! I have it in a KEY chain!

But about not giving it to her, that was tough. I forced a friend to jump in my ride alongside her when I had to drop her ass off home. I KNEW if I didn't bring a friend, I'd end up in her house or in the back seat of my car. At the time I was kicking myself in the ass for not having a Jimmy, but ah, what can you do. Atleast I know now for next week!

[someday]

ronny yoursuch an asshole.....i know you made up this whole story just to spite my "why wont she sleep with me thread" j/k

you lucky lucky bastard.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

ronny yoursuch an asshole.....i know you made up this whole story just to spite my "why wont she sleep with me thread" j/k

you lucky lucky bastard.

You're still a cool guy Someday. Haha...

[Juggernaut]

What?!?!? No rain cap so you went home...............hell I'd have told her to go on inside and get started while I run up to the store! And next time don't rule out making one out of items laying around the house either............an old bike inner tube, sandwich bag or maybe a balloon! hahaha

[chicamahomico]

Yeah you shoulda pulled into the nearest 24hour store on the way home dude. No sense putting off something good till later.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Oh oh, and initially, we went out in a big group of friends, but me and her seemed to 'vanish' during the night. That's another reason I didn't bring a Jimmy, I figured I was in a big group and chances of anything happening are slim to none. I'll take pics next time we go out (next Sunday) and I'll post them up (with faces blocked) BUT you'll see her sweeeet-ass body. Woo.

And the attachment issues, I learned with my ex-girlfriend I ain't lettin' no woman influence my decisions about anything anymore....besides my wife. But all that aside, I know I'm not taking her serious and so does she so everything's cool. She just likes muscles. And I have muscles. And I look pretty.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Mass Junkie, when I'm hitting it, I'll whisper "This is for AR, and especially Mass Junkie". Whatever makes you happy bro.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Here's my Keychain. THIS has my Jimmy in it! I left it at home!

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

And the inside of my lovely keychain...

[bigol'legs]

"And the attachment issues, I learned with my ex-girlfriend I ain't lettin' no woman influence my decisions about anything anymore....besides my wife. But all that aside, I know I'm not taking her serious and so does she so everything's cool. She just likes muscles. And I have muscles. And I look pretty."

...Your wife? lol are you married?

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Haha, no I'm not married. I'm just saying that for the future, the only person I'm going to let influence my decisions will be the woman I marry.

[talon]

Haha, no I'm not married. I'm just saying that for the future, the only person I'm going to let influence my decisions will be the woman I marry.

Sure bro, we all know your married w/ 17 children, dont lie its ok....LOL...Ronny bro as long as its just a fun/good time there is nothing to worry about. Hook up w/ here send her the shlong and scream MASS JUNKIE as you do it. Well mabye not the latter part, cause if she seen his pic on the website she might get up and leave...bwa ha hah ha....Good luck bro and hell like you said, screw attachments and have a blast.....

[bigol'legs]

hehe ok. That woulda been good though.. "hey dont say nuttin to my wife but..." shoulda been the title of the thread!

[Terinox]

DAMN wut a night for you bro! Nice going! That sure as hell would be something nice to happen to me, lol, but I never get the luck

Some guys just have all the luck!

[Terinox]

Oh, and smart move with the condom thing bro! You can never be too sure! I'm surprised you could resist the temptation, lol, but good man

[Dude-Man]

Forgive my scrutiny, but props on not succumbing to temptation. HIV is way too common these days.. no point in ruining your life for one night of great sex.

[bigol'legs]

O hey Ronny if ya need advice on stippers hehe ask bdtr LOL... sorry to harsh on him when hes not around

[DocHoliday]

I'm like you Ronny, no condom no sex, but I broke my stuborness last weekend. I had a shit load of condoms next to my bed too, and I regret the shit. Nothing contracted, but it's the principle..

I had no idea you were 21, but WHOOOO, get at that stripper SON!!! Hit that shit......Ahhh I don't know man, you can't say I'm horny, cause you can't be something that you are 24/7, so I can't imagine what I'll be like once I start my cycle.

Doc

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

I had no idea you were 21, but WHOOOO, get at that stripper SON!!! Hit that shit......Ahhh I don't know man, you can't say I'm horny, cause you can't be something that you are 24/7, so I can't imagine what I'll be like once I start my cycle.

Doc

How old did you think I was?!

[Needtobeswoledup]

I have to 2nd the smart move with the jimmy thing. I dated a stripper once and no offense to your girl or any strippers out there but they aren't the cleanest of girls if you know what i mean. I made sure and wraped my shit everytime and in the beggining even double wrapped. She was hot and crazy though... damn....

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Yeah, I think I'll double-wrap the jimmy when I hit it. I'll hit it Friday for sure, I talked to her today and whoo-boy did I find out some interesting info...

CHECK THIS OUT

1) She used her OSAP (it's Ontario's Student Loan) to buy herself breast implants when she was 22
2) She already has two kids (yikes)
3) She is into girls, but hasn't been with one yet
4) She's down for a threesome, it's just a matter of finding another girl
5) She has a Hyper-Thyroid, so she's always skinny. She has a 6 pack and some killer definition.
6) She used to be a gymnast

I almost died and went to heaven, but my boner hit my chin and knocked me outtah my daydream.

[bigol'legs]

Along With Everone Else Like 28 Or Older.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

No no. I'm just a young buck. But I've been told numerous times I'm mature for my age, so a lot of times based on the way I speak to people and what they see, I get confused for being 24 or 25.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Okay, it's been awhile since I did this thread. I think EXACTLY a week ago, but check this out...I finally did it. And it was damn good. I'll post this up and then post the story in a second...woo...

[mass junkie]

Okay, it's been awhile since I did this thread. I think EXACTLY a week ago, but check this out...I finally did it. And it was damn good. I'll post this up and then post the story in a second...woo...

Bro I hope you kept them Panties...............

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Bro I hope you kept them Panties...............

HAHA! Get this bro! I ACTUALLY said, "This is for my bro's on AR" and she said, "Did you just say this is for my bra's in my hair?" I said, "No no..." and just kept on going...

AND

I managed to slip in, "This is for Mass Junkie" and she thought I said, "Nice Ass Junkie". She wasn't too happy. I had nothing to say though, so I just winked and smiled.

[mass junkie]

HAHA! Get this bro! I ACTUALLY said, "This is for my bro's on AR" and she said, "Did you just say this is for my bra's in my hair?" I said, "No no..." and just kept on going...

AND

I managed to slip in, "This is for Mass Junkie" and she thought I said, "Nice Ass Junkie". She wasn't too happy. I had nothing to say though, so I just winked and smiled.

.....awww you da man bro you da man.....................I owe you one

[JohnDoe1234]

Hit it twice for me Bro!.