damn I been up for like 19 hrs., had to go to work a 4 this morning.........aw I love my job.....drank a speed stack at the gym so guess what.........yep I friggin wired.
damn I been up for like 19 hrs., had to go to work a 4 this morning.........aw I love my job.....drank a speed stack at the gym so guess what.........yep I friggin wired.
o SHIT this cant be a good sign.... settle down man!!Originally Posted by bornbad71
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I'm calm bro just alittle wired.....maybe lack of sleep mixed with speed drink...who needs drugs when u got that combo...........ow and I friggin killed my legs today also...........damn its been a long day......maybe I can sleep tomorrow.Originally Posted by bigol'legs
Originally Posted by bornbad71
<<<<< you in 3 hrs...
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Damn I hope not......and I can't even releave any pressure from my boys....wrong time of month........damn hand starting to look good about now.Originally Posted by bigol'legs
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HAHAHA go swimming in the red sea!!![]()
Stay away from Hardy's when wired![]()
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
NO.............my tractor doesn't plow wet fields.........
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KY and pornOriginally Posted by bornbad71
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I got the ky with the heat.................damn that some funkie stuff.............gives me that warm feelin.............like the real thing.............except for these damn calises.Originally Posted by Da Bull
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Make your wife give you some sucky sucky bro
Hit the brown eye![]()
I wanted to try that stuff... I got some heated cherry oil.. but I think I used 2 much cause my balls and her buisness were on FIRE!!! does the heated KY work good?Originally Posted by bornbad71
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well she's asleep.........u know when u turn your hand backwards it's a whole new world......Originally Posted by mass junkie
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Yes it does............just a few drops does the trick.......try it u will like..........and the little lady will like also.Originally Posted by bigol'legs
Bro that wasnt cherry oil that was ben-gay!!!Originally Posted by bigol'legs
Do it boy....do it for the AR family.......but if she gets pissed...i have a couch for you to sleep on broOriginally Posted by bornbad71
YEAH RIGHT..........that's not an option......Originally Posted by Da Bull
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Mass I think she wants it in the ear.......every time I try for the mouth she turns her head.![]()
lol I had a friend do that.. used Icy-Hot.. he said it felt good for the first minute then after OWWWWWW!!!Originally Posted by mass junkie
Fuck it bro wait till shes sleeping then Spooge all over her face....and tell her that coulda been in her mouth if she woulda acted rightOriginally Posted by bornbad71
ohhh that sux i did that ones i was out a full 24 after i didnt sleep for a full day
Icy- hot is not that bad.........now tiger balm.........well call 911 and get the fire dept. over asap....Originally Posted by bigol'legs
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Might have to do that..........Originally Posted by mass junkie
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well if you'd shave that shit.. looks like a damn jungle I hear.. then shed do the job!!Originally Posted by bornbad71
Yeah bro shave that shit......gives ya another 1/2 an inchOriginally Posted by bigol'legs
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contrare muhare..........shave the boys year round..........just like the fill.Originally Posted by bigol'legs
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lmao...Originally Posted by bornbad71
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I watch wear they can laser your hair and skin.. they put a bunch of that jello junk on your skin and gives it the little laser treatment.. you dont feel a thing..
Ahhh tiger balm...
Brings back memories of hockey initiations when I was in HS...![]()
This new guy on our team who was a pain in the ass got one of the roughest initiations... 2 minutes before the game started we pinned him down, and some girl stuck her hands in his hockey pants... he thought he was gonna get a hand job... boy was he wrong... tiger balm from nutsack to knob.
Was a pretty rough game for that guy...(but being an initiation that was only the start of if... we also pissed in his gear bag, stole his towel and clothes while he was in the shower, and left him only a frilly pink girls panty to go home in. Ahhh the good old days!
Red
Remind me never to piss you off red.......Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
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Red u know how to make my friggin ribs hurt...........that's classic......lmao....Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
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Still haven't found my extra 1/2" u referin to........Originally Posted by mass junkie
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No shitOriginally Posted by mass junkie
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Give it time ,i'll growOriginally Posted by bornbad71
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lmao.........Originally Posted by Da Bull
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Awww just inject some test into that bad boy...Originally Posted by Da Bull
wooo thats rough red.... are you sure a girl balmed him up???![]()
Hee hee it's not that bad!!! Was just an initiation, everyone on the team went thru one.Originally Posted by mass junkie
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I was lucky, I didn't get it too bad... they sent me skating wearing nothing but my jock strap and a HUGE clown afro wig on a rink full of girls doing a figure skating show in front of their parents, and while I was doing that they nailed my boots to the locker room floor and took a shit in them.
Most guys got it a lot worse than me
(my kid plays hockey too now, and would you believe they are NOT allowed at all to have *any* forms of initiations? it's now a huge no-no... hmmm soft generation...)
Red
Would it make you horny knowing that A guy did it instead of a girl?Originally Posted by bigol'legs
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maybe...Originally Posted by mass junkie
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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