People are Retarded.

**rambo** · 11-17-2003, 01:22 AM

I hate conversations like these, I'm sure some of you guys get people like this...

It's either a girl or guy who will ask it, but the conversations usually follow a similar dialogue...

Retard: Do you workout/lift?
Rambo: Huh? No.
Retard: What the hell? You are huge, of course you workout, who are you trying to fool?
Rambo: Well then why the fuck would you ask me that question?
Retard: Just wondering, cause like, I want to start lifting again, you know how it is.
Rambo: I'm afraid I don't, sorry.
Retard: Will you train me?
Rambo: No, I don't go to the gym.
Retard: Come on, seriously though...
Rambo: No. Eat my ass.

I don't like people. Except for you guy's. The most of you are allright.

**calidude** · 11-17-2003, 02:08 AM

LOL

you have many friends RAMBO. j/k I seriously hate retarded questions. Sometimes the people might just get nervous because you are so intimidating.

**palme** · 11-17-2003, 03:17 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

Rambo: No. Eat my ass.

I don't like people. Except for you guy's. The most of you are allright.

Hehe great said

I dont care to much for people i dont know either, they are mostly just in my way.

**steadygaining1** · 11-17-2003, 03:59 AM

On this note, I had a winner the other day. I was at the mall, in the NoFear store trying on a jacket, salesguy came into the dressing room, and asked if I took steroids.WTF? I was like yeah and I smoke crack too. SG1

**Catamount** · 11-17-2003, 04:54 AM

Gotta love the skinny people that are dressed in tight shirts that ask you. And of course at the end they have to say, "Well thats cool, there's not too many of us out there." You have to be like what the fuck?

**cjp85** · 11-17-2003, 06:17 AM

The worst ones are the guys that say shit like
"I could be as big as you if I worked out/took steroids/took creatine."
Motherfuckers.
Or the ones that say shit like
"What I used to be would blow that away, I used to be way bigger than you."

**rambo** · 11-17-2003, 06:27 AM

Originally Posted by cjp85

"What I used to be would blow that away, I used to be way bigger than you."

Yeah the whole, "I used to be way bigger." bullshit gets old as well.

**mass junkie** · 11-17-2003, 07:30 AM

So Rambo, Do you workout?...

**rambo** · 11-17-2003, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

So Rambo, Do you workout?...

You're a douche.

**BigMike J** · 11-17-2003, 07:36 AM

It's funny how true that is. I know it gets annoying after it's been asked a few times, but if memory serves the first time i was asked that question i was like, "Hell yes"

**BigMike J** · 11-17-2003, 07:38 AM

My neighbor used to tell me that he wanted to workout and get a little bit bigger, so i used to offer to let him come and lift with me, but each time i did he always said no. Finally i got tired of hearing him say, "i want to get big" so i just told him you are never going to be big because all you are is talk. He don't talk to me much anymore. I hate these kind of fucks who are all talk and no play.

**Juggernaut** · 11-17-2003, 07:55 AM

I love it when people ask me what they need to do in the gym to look better................five minutes later I'll know I'll never see them again. Especialy when they ask how to make the legs bigger.........that pretty much ends it there. hahaha

There are two girls I help out in the gym and the only reason I'm willing to do that is because they are actually doing the exercises and show up. However, I wait five minutes if they are late and that's it............I hate when people don't show up when they say they will.

Rambo.............you know good and well you don't lift weights. hahahaha

**BigGreen** · 11-17-2003, 08:14 AM

You also gotta love how most of these guys of which you speak used to bench (insert incredible poundage here) until (insert debilitating shoulder/other injury here) as if they need to justify the fact that they aren't the strongest, biggest or good "est" in the gym.

**Ryanhallmark** · 11-17-2003, 08:15 AM

Youi guys ever hear the..."Well my friend" or "I know some one"..It seems to me every one allways knows some one or at one time was big...

**rambo** · 11-17-2003, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Rambo.............you know good and well you don't lift weights. hahahaha

You got me old man

Say isn't there an episode of The Price is Right that you should be playing along to?

**mass junkie** · 11-17-2003, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

You got me old man

Say isn't there an episode of The Price is Right that you should be playing along to?

Yeah I hear there is a Job opening for a new person..........(insert name here) come on down your the next contestant on the price is right

**Juggernaut** · 11-17-2003, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

You got me old man

Say isn't there an episode of The Price is Right that you should be playing along to?

Not for another hour...damn it!

Punk! hahahaha

**Juggernaut** · 11-17-2003, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Yeah I hear there is a Job opening for a new person..........(insert name here) come on down your the next contestant on the price is right

Oh how I wish...........................I wanna spin that huge freakin wheel.

**mass junkie** · 11-17-2003, 08:46 AM

Rambo, Your a handsome devil !!! Why didnt you tell us you were Mr Cleans illegitimate son?

**rambo** · 11-17-2003, 08:48 AM

People often tease me because I was born without facial features.

**Juggernaut** · 11-17-2003, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Rambo, Your a handsome devil !!! Why didnt you tell us you were Mr Cleans illegitimate son?

That would make him Mr. Dirty wouldn't it? hahahaha Rambo your face does have a glow about it. hahaha

**rambo** · 11-17-2003, 08:54 AM

Thank's for teasing me. Look what you've done. You have no idea how sensitive I am.

**mass junkie** · 11-17-2003, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

Thank's for teasing me. Look what you've done. You have no idea how sensitive I am.

Bro If I looked like you I would walk around naked all day everyday....damn bro from what I could see you pretty damn big....and no I wasnt talking about your weiner

**rambo** · 11-17-2003, 08:58 AM

It's too late now. I'm going to go inject myself with 4055435 grams of fina.

**Juggernaut** · 11-17-2003, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

Thank's for teasing me. Look what you've done. You have no idea how sensitive I am.

Sensitive and the name Rambo......................somethings wrong here. hahahaha

**rambo** · 11-17-2003, 09:00 AM

I'm a warrior poet.

**Juggernaut** · 11-17-2003, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

It's too late now. I'm going to go inject myself with 4055435 grams of fina.

Well for God's sake don't forget to aspirate! hahahahaha

**clockworks** · 11-17-2003, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by steadygaining1

I was like yeah and I smoke crack too. SG1

bahaha, thats a great reply...hope i can use it someday...=)

-- clocky

**BUYLONGTERM** · 11-17-2003, 09:50 AM

Share some of that gear with us!!!!!

**Warrior** · 11-17-2003, 09:58 AM

I like when people see ya training and make side comments to their friends in the line of, "I used to lift heavy - but its just too dangerous," when they don't look like they have lifted anything heavy... ever...

Or the annoying people that say, "Wow - thats A LOT of weight - how much is that anyway?" My response is usually, "I don't know - it's light... got the weight in the Kid's Club..." Why are you trying to kill me phsycologically before I even start a lift! One of my buddies made a better comment once which kinda went like this, "Hey man... you left your balls over there by the plates you just stripped off!"

**D3m3nt3d** · 11-17-2003, 10:59 AM

@ eat my ass
I had a buddy that a girl asked if he worked out, he was huge. He said " no actually I am starting tomorrow"

**Mr. Death** · 11-17-2003, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by cjp85

Or the ones that say shit like
"What I used to be would blow that away, I used to be way bigger than you."

Godamnit. I hate that.

**bigol'legs** · 11-17-2003, 06:24 PM

hey I didnt see no pics of rambo's ugly ass...

but on the subject.. I hate when people ask "how do I get my legs as big as yours? I can do it in 6 months...."

Sure.. are you ready to VOmit and pass out..

**Red Ketchup** · 11-17-2003, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

how do I get my legs as big as yours?

Tell 'em to use Photoshop and then giggle!!!!

Hee hee! You know only an AR bro could ever understand that one!

Red

**bigol'legs** · 11-17-2003, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Tell 'em to use Photoshop and then giggle!!!!

Hee hee! You know only an AR bro could ever understand that one!

Red

I think I might just do that...

**BigMike J** · 11-17-2003, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

hey I didnt see no pics of rambo's ugly ass...

but on the subject.. I hate when people ask "how do I get my legs as big as yours? I can do it in 6 months...."

Sure.. are you ready to VOmit and pass out..

Nothing wrong with a little vomiting and passing out

**rambo** · 11-17-2003, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

hey I didnt see no pics of rambo's ugly ass...

Due to my extreme beauty, I would make every sight you see thereafter ugly, and I would remove all purpose from your pitifull eyes. I'll spare you for now.

**bigol'legs** · 11-17-2003, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

Due to my extreme beauty, I would make every sight you see thereafter ugly, and I would remove all purpose from your pitifull eyes. I'll spare you for now.

thats the reason I only have one eye... shit I looked directly into the light...

**mass junkie** · 11-17-2003, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

thats the reason I only have one eye... shit I looked directly into the light...

Yeah bro Rambo is a big fucker and...damn i have new respect for him....well about 5 %

**bigol'legs** · 11-17-2003, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Yeah bro Rambo is a big fucker and...damn i have new respect for him....well about 5 %

some how I think your F'in with me....

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