Most of the time I really like to screw with these people......but just not on Sunday........hell I'll tell them to hold on and come back 5 mins. later and their still there.......or if they want me to buy something....I'll tell them how many I want and make out it is such a great deal........then tell them my attorney says I have to let them know I'm in chapter 11.......hell they hang up real quick......or my all time fav is
No I don't want anything, I just lost my job, my wife just left me for a woman, just found out my son is gay, my teen daughter is preg., someone stole my dog, and my friggin cat died, can u get back to me later..........it's friggin classic, they don't know what to say.
