Is it just me or is my friend Jamie REALLY REALLY ****ED UP?!!!

**hoss827** · 12-05-2003, 06:55 AM

I'm sitting there talking to her, i've known her since I was 8 and shes hot and all, and shes my friend, but shes a major whore...

. Outta nowhere, she looks at me, and goes "You remember when we were 8 and you would stay over at my house and I was always in the bathroom?" ...Uh huh..."Well, I used to straighten out bobbypins and stick them in my ass HAHAHA"....WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE DO THAT TO HERSELF?!!! What other secrets is she hiding from me??? That was scary...

**Mart651** · 12-05-2003, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by hoss827

I'm sitting there talking to her, i've known her since I was 8 and shes hot and all, and shes my friend, but shes a major whore...

. Outta nowhere, she looks at me, and goes "You remember when we were 8 and you would stay over at my house and I was always in the bathroom?" ...Uh huh..."Well, I used to straighten out bobbypins and stick them in my ass HAHAHA"....WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE DO THAT TO HERSELF?!!! What other secrets is she hiding from me??? That was scary...

your reaching on this one i think bro

**hoss827** · 12-05-2003, 07:25 AM

She scares me sometimes...I mean she REALLY scares me...

**hoss827** · 12-05-2003, 07:27 AM

What's strange is she finds it funny....Thats the scariest thing.

**cb25** · 12-05-2003, 07:29 AM

girls are weird...i'll never understand...and i'll leave it at that

**slamd097** · 12-05-2003, 07:54 AM

at least she never attend band camp...or has she????

beside if ou can figuere out this one, you will make einstein look like an frikkin idoit.

**Testify** · 12-05-2003, 08:15 AM

Bobbypins? Stay in the friend-zone bro. You are safe there.

**BUYLONGTERM** · 12-05-2003, 08:29 AM

Bobbypins? I'm turned on!!!

**Animal Cracker** · 12-05-2003, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Testify

Bobbypins? Stay in the friend-zone bro. You are safe there.

Agreed! She may be your friend..but she sounds like a freak!

**Dude-Man** · 12-05-2003, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by buylongterm

Bobbypins? I'm turned on!!!

ditto. they're tiny anyway, and not at all pointy. you should've f-d her when you had the chance, back when you guys were 8.

**Red Ketchup** · 12-05-2003, 09:35 AM

Bro... take it easy... she's just out to get attention and shock you. It's a very "teenager" thing to do...

I'd say she's succeding

Red

**rambo** · 12-05-2003, 09:36 AM

What's so strange about Bobby Pins up the ass?

**slamd097** · 12-05-2003, 09:38 AM

see if you can stick anything else up there as well....

try:

cheese graders
spoons
broom handle
a roll of scotch tape
a desk
a computer keyboard
shampoo bottles
a dancing banana
canned vegies

**rambo** · 12-05-2003, 09:39 AM

hamster
gerbil
can opener

**slamd097** · 12-05-2003, 09:42 AM

small rodents is a good one Rambo...I like that

**tryingtogetbig** · 12-05-2003, 09:42 AM

freeeeaakkkyyy!

I like it!

**hoss827** · 12-05-2003, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

ditto. they're tiny anyway, and not at all pointy. you should've f-d her when you had the chance, back when you guys were 8.

I got my first hummer from her when I was 8....

**rambo** · 12-05-2003, 09:46 AM

Go learn.

**Gilster** · 12-05-2003, 09:52 AM

That is so funny bro...I hve an ex G/F from 17 years ago who's name is Jaimee as well, and she is a major whore and a freak too. I still bang her now and again (mostly cause she sucks dick like a demon) but the stories she tells me make me wear an extra condom each time I bang her. Maybe it's the name or something...lol.. She likes me to borderline physically assault her. I have to physically force her to give in and then she gets this satisfied look to her. Sex with her is very close to being a felony in many ways. She says if I don't do these things she will not be happy. Now that my friend is weird. But kind of fun for me....lol

**Mr. Death** · 12-05-2003, 02:08 PM

She did these things at 8 years old? That sounds very serious. Do you know if she was molested when she was a kid?

**FCECC2** · 12-05-2003, 02:19 PM

my ex admited to me that she have reguraly stick a bottle of shampoo up her ass when masturbating years ago...

CutieFace · 12-05-2003, 03:27 PM

Hey ya know when you're w/out you have to use your imagination......but **** 8 yrs old wow even I think that's young........

Cutie

**Dude-Man** · 12-05-2003, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by CutieFace

Hey ya know when you're w/out you have to use your imagination......but **** 8 yrs old wow even I think that's young........

Cutie

I heard a lot of girls start masturbating around then.. some even earlier.

**chicamahomico** · 12-05-2003, 05:28 PM

She's a freak! What's the problem? Take advantage of the situation dammit.....you have convienent access to a freak. Use your imagination. Then go play with freakshow.

**bermich** · 12-05-2003, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

What's so strange about Bobby Pins up the ass?

LMAO.

**mass junkie** · 12-05-2003, 07:54 PM

Rambo,
You told me that you were done with my gerbil 2 months ago but ive yet to get him back.......im begging......please send back.......pee wee......all the other gerbils miss him..

**rambo** · 12-05-2003, 09:27 PM

Pee Wee stays with me. You can have snookums, but I'll need him for the weekend.

**bigol'legs** · 12-05-2003, 09:31 PM

you guys need to upgrade! from gerbils to guinea pigs!

**rambo** · 12-05-2003, 09:33 PM

I've moved on to chinchillas and baby kangaroos since, but I'm nostalgic.

**Red Ketchup** · 12-05-2003, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by TRLS63

my ex admited to me that she have reguraly stick a bottle of shampoo up her ass when masturbating years ago...

Ahhhh thats why that lady is having an orgasm in the shampoo commercial on TV!!!!!

Red

**bigol'legs** · 12-05-2003, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

I've moved on to chinchillas and baby kangaroos since, but I'm nostalgic.

do you babysit those little joeys in that hole??

**mass junkie** · 12-05-2003, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

I've moved on to chinchillas and baby kangaroos since, but I'm nostalgic.

I heard the new thing is porcupines......aint that right big ol....

**rambo** · 12-05-2003, 09:38 PM

I thought that little boy's name was Tom.

**bigol'legs** · 12-05-2003, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

I heard the new thing is porcupines......aint that right big ol....

hey their easy enough going in... but KILLER pulling out!

**Red Ketchup** · 12-05-2003, 09:38 PM

You just stay away from my monkey!!!! He's no butt-monkey!

Red

**Big Rush** · 12-05-2003, 09:43 PM

shut up and bang her

**big daddy k de** · 12-05-2003, 09:49 PM

yhea bro bang her in the butt you bobby pin should fit up there nice lol

**Chris009** · 12-05-2003, 10:13 PM

LMAO funniest **** ive heard all day

**groverman1** · 12-06-2003, 08:53 AM

Tell her you got more than bobbypins for her now.

**shootdeep** · 12-06-2003, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by Gilster

That is so funny bro...I hve an ex G/F from 17 years ago who's name is Jaimee as well, and she is a major whore and a freak too. I still bang her now and again (mostly cause she sucks dick like a demon) but the stories she tells me make me wear an extra condom each time I bang her. Maybe it's the name or something...lol.. She likes me to borderline physically assault her. I have to physically force her to give in and then she gets this satisfied look to her. Sex with her is very close to being a felony in many ways. She says if I don't do these things she will not be happy. Now that my friend is weird. But kind of fun for me....lol

sounds like your back is doing better bro.

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