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    My Rant

    Sorry for the rant i just gotta get a few things off my chest here.
    Here i am In my GYM (****TY YMCA) working chest on the flat bench, when some fat old guy comes in and trys to start telling me how to lift. I remain calm and Humor him by listening. anyways he goes over and starts doing Alternate curls and i go back to benching, I put on two more 25 lb weights to make it 275 lbs. The old man comes over and asks if i wanted a spot and seeing as how no one else was around i said sure and explained to him how i wanted to be spoted.
    I get 3 reps in a i start to slow down a bit. well the FECKER grabs the bar and starts lifting 70% of the weight, i tell him dont let me do it only help enough for me to get it up if it isnt moving, well he then pulls the bar back at the peak and racks it on me. jesus was i pissed.

    Their is nothing more that i hate when some guy or woman comes in that doesnt look like he has worked out a day in his life and trys to tell me how to work out.

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    I know the feeling bro. I don't use a spotter unless I absoutly know that they know what they are doing.

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    You should of farted on him... I always fart on old people... You can rip em real loud and they'd think they farted...haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by monster.
    You should of farted on him... I always fart on old people... You can rip em real loud and they'd think they farted...haha

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    Just be glad you had a chance to workout today.....my ****ing head is pounding so hard right now from all the tequila and rum and vodka.....What year is it again?

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    Hoss your the youngest person i'd fart on, now i know you feel special bout that...haha

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    Yeah, for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Just be glad you had a chance to workout today.....my ****ing head is pounding so hard right now from all the tequila and rum and vodka.....What year is it again?
    uuuuu 1325 i think...

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    Big Ol what you been smoking?! Its 93288589 BC man, shyt!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Big Ol what you been smoking?! Its 93288589 BC man, shyt!!!
    hey I aint been smoking anything.... but I did get another wiff of your mamma's undies.... and WO!!!! it got me buzzin

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    hey I aint been smoking anything.... but I did get another wiff of your mamma's undies.... and WO!!!! it got me buzzin

    Are you serious....boy you did just not talk about my momma! Nice one bro...nice one.

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    Wait a sec Big Ol....what undies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Wait a sec Big Ol....what undies?
    well she dont have any now! duh...

    and talking about your mamma..... I thought I saw her the other day at the supermarket getting groceries and stuff... and I was like "Momma Hoss, dont get that boy any meat!"

    she said "I have to he started yelling at me and threating to beat me up!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    well she dont have any now! duh...

    and talking about your mamma..... I thought I saw her the other day at the supermarket getting groceries and stuff... and I was like "Momma Hoss, dont get that boy any meat!"

    she said "I have to he started yelling at me and threating to beat me up!"


    You two need to get a room

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    we had one... but YOUR momma kept interupting!

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    Nah......I wouldn't beat my mother, maybe the stepfather. I'd be like "Get my god**** tuna, biotch!!!"

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    Would you guys mind if i farted on both you you...I would be honored... You guys would appreciate it...

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    Sure if i can have a flame thrower prepped and ready.

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    I think we've totally hijacked this thread

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