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    my big butt...

    OK, my buddy called me up today to tell me this hot girl that works with him at the gym thinks I'm cute but I'm getting "too big" , always a nice complement. I love hearing that of course. But then she tells him my butt is looking really big these days too! Now, it's not like I have a small butt to begin with, but 2CC EOD glute injections doesn't help. I guess my $hit is more swole than I thought! I'm starting to get a complex now. I suppose it's time to start rotating sites again but I just love glute injections.
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    just tell the girl least its not as big as yours fatty. J/K

    do you really think its the injects that are doing it. looking at your avatar seems like you wouldnt have this problem. im going to stop talking about you butt now.

    have a good day

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    Quote Originally Posted by hercules88
    do you really think its the injects that are doing it. looking at your avatar seems like you wouldnt have this problem.
    Like I said, I was born with a full derriere. But, I've also been injecting my glutes when they're still a little swollen from the last one so it's probably looking massive right now. Hey, now that I think of it, that girl was checking out my ass! I better not tell my wife!

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    Im on to you bro.....if you think you can post a pic of your ass on here so we can judge...im requesting that you be banned

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    just slap a back up beeper on it and call it good...

    besides, if she is looking at your ass...then she is lookin at the wrong part!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Im on to you bro.....if you think you can post a pic of your ass on here so we can judge...im requesting that you be banned

    i just might have to second that. but after carlos posted a pics of hoss's chick, i dont think i will be able to eat anything soon. no ass picks please.

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    no she likes to dominate bb's its part of her complex. she still likes them tight asses though. she doesnt want to lose her dildo.

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    But.. (sorry)... the question hasn't been answered.. and i too do the glute injections.. (not in my arse.. not the ring.. and not inside..different thread)

    I too have noticed some enlargement in the right cheek, mostly cause i am right handed..

    anybody else see the same results/????
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    Isn't there a thread about this...how effective is a finger in the butt??

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    big butts are good why are you worried? just slap a pair of baseball pants on and call it good...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Im on to you bro.....if you think you can post a pic of your ass on here so we can judge...im requesting that you be banned
    **** Mass, your spot on there. Check your PM's for my telephone hotline. I'll ban his fat a$$ so **** quick....

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    Just tell her "you know what they say about guys with big feet and large asses...."

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    or its a good excuse to quite doin squats......or start a rap group. Either way congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Im on to you bro.....if you think you can post a pic of your ass on here so we can judge...im requesting that you be banned

    Hahahahahahahahaha!

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    I really see no problem here for you at all....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    I really see no problem here for you at all....
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    You like big ass?

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    You are not alone Pump.......a girl just the other day said I had a getto butt. What the hell is that? Is that a good thing? Bro my ass can't get any **** bigger...........it'll need it's own freakin zip if it does. hahahaha

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    It beeps when you walk backwards Jugg? And has a varning triangle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    You like big ass?

    Well shaped ones that is.... not too big though. As long as they are in proportion with someones body I don't think it makes any difference....


    oh and tight!!

    Baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    It beeps when you walk backwards Jugg? And has a varning triangle?
    Naa bro I got the chirping birdy sound when I backup...no triangle either....I've them flares. Must work pretty good no ones run into it yet.

    Smartass. hahahaha

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    Hehe i didnt think you wanted a hanging ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    Well shaped ones that is.... not too big though. As long as they are in proportion with someones body I don't think it makes any difference....
    oh and tight!!
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    BW my ass is so tight you could bounce a 55 gallon drum off of it! I don't know if that's a good thing or not though. hahahahaha

    That does it...........I'm saving up my cash and I'm getting myself a new ass...........the one I have is cracked and has a hole in it. hahahahaha

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    LOL I think it has hair on it aswell

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    LOL I think it has hair on it aswell
    Like a freakin chia pet! hahahahaha

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