Some porno. You want to finish off your porno session but your embroiled in some posts here so you keep losing your super hard erection ?
**** it pisse's me off every time.
Retired Vet
Some porno. You want to finish off your porno session but your embroiled in some posts here so you keep losing your super hard erection ?
**** it pisse's me off every time.
Yeah, i been there bro. LOL
Anabolic Member
No. I just jerk off to the avatars on AR.
Quadzilla
hey bouncer.. they let you do that at work..
Banned
No. No I haven't.
but i suppose i can appreciate the sentiment
Member
Nonsense, I can pull myself away from AR for the 3-minutes it takes me to finish whatever I'm doing while watching the porno.
Retired Vet
Big Red, have we been passing each other by in posts or something, but I haven't seen you around here for awhile.
Member
Yeah, I’ve been on a bit of a lay off for a while. I've been spending a lot of time on a Mustang Board to support the other love of my life, so I haven't been littering this place with useless knowledge like I used to. Not to mention I’ve started a new job that takes me out of town all the time and most of my Internet access is limited to Library computers. (They tend to frown on you when the see you answering threads about jerking off though for some reasonOriginally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
). Don't worry though, I'm back in the swing of things now and will be posting more crap than most people care to read.
Good to see there are still a few familiar faces running around though.
Retired Vet
[QUOTE=THE BIG RED MACHINE]Yeah, I’ve been on a bit of a lay off for a while. I've been spending a lot of time on a Mustang Board to support the other love of my life./QUOTE]
You like wild horses ?
Member
Intensely!!! Actually, mines got 300 of them under the hood.
Whiney Member
NEW RULE TO ADD TO AR RULES AND REGS:
Bouncer, also known as: "Bouncer", is not allowed to post on AR while possessing or attempting to possess an erection, whereas an erection is defined as the penis being in any other condition besides flacid. The inevitable fact that "Bouncer" will inadvertently be posting, and looking at member profile pictures while simultaneously viewing material of the pornographic nature is not healthy for AR, nor any of its members. From this date forward, "Bouncer" is required to maintain both hands on his keyboard at all times while posting on AR. In addition, no other Internet Explorer window is allowed to be open on "Bouncers" computer, specifically with pornographic material (which is probably choir boys anyway) while he his posting on AR.
MODS: Please introduce this new law into the AR doctrine as soon as possible. Until then, the safety of all AR members is at risk.
Thank you,
ttgb
Quadzilla
Anabolic Member
lmao...nuff said
Retired Vet
Bouncer I remember when you use to be
one of the more stable Mods on the board..
Now you are about as ****ed up as my
crazy ass... I like the new Bouncer...
funny stuff...
Senior Member
lol I been there too..
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
****....I was just thinking about how that really pissed me off...by the time I'm done....I'm all out of batteries. Finally I learned how to split screen ;-), got a vibrator that plugs in.... and now I can do BOTH.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Whiney Member
Commando Barbi......Am I going to have to add your name along with Bouncers to the new Rules And Regs section????
Actually, it has a whole different appeal when I think about you doing that!! lol
But Bouncer....eewwwwww....PERVERT!!
peace,
ttgb
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL I am just trying to keep my post count up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously....it was either reply to this one or Party Boys post on banging some poor chick, videoing it and selling it to everyone and telling him what an A$$ he is.
This was the better option.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Quadzilla
haha... shoulda chimed in on party's thread.. im offering 500$ for donkeys and horses...
Associate Member
why waste all that testosterone masturbating????? I find my sexual frustration tranlates to better lifting
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
You are a sick fcuk too!!!!!haha... shoulda chimed in on party's thread.. im offering 500$ for donkeys and horses...
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Cause it feels good??????
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Quadzilla
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Whiney Member
YA!! That's right!!Cause it feels good??????
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL Ok your secret is safe with me. ...... me and everyone on the board LOL
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Whiney Member
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We spelled a dirty word...uh oh!
Quadzilla
ok... cool. I am safe..
until someone does a google search on bigol'legs and sees my posts about barnyard animals... haha
and if your wondering... my name does come up on the search..
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
And your pictures with them???????
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Whiney Member
There better not be horses and donkeys in the pictures with you!
Quadzilla
they just come up with posts ive made on ibb and AR..
try it.. i bet your name pops up 2
Associate Member
yup, its happened to me too bro. very odd
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Ya....**** it. I went on a date with Bamaslama and our pic was taken without my permission. I tried to get those negatives before they went public but I wasn't successful.
Chit
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Associate Member
SOme on give my assualt weapons thread a bump
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Why would I want to do that?
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Rosie Member
More like 6-7 different porno sites and AR.
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