> > An Irish wife was having a shower and slipped over on the
> > bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped
> > over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
> >
> > She yelled out for her husband. "Paddy! Paddy!" she yelled. Paddy
> > came running in. "Paddy I've suctioned myself to the floor," she
> > said.
> >
> > "Ohhh nooo!" Paddy said and tried to pull her up. "You're just
> > too heavy, love. I'll go across the road and get Shamus."
> >
> > Paddy comes back with Shamus and they both try to pull her up.
> >
> > "Nope, I can't do it," Shamus said, "Let's try plan C."
> >
> > "Plan C?" exclaimed Paddy. "What's that?"
> >
> > "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we will break the
> > tiles under her."
> >
> > "Oh okay," Paddy said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here
> > and play with her tits."
> >
> > "Play with her tits?" Shamus said. "Why would you do that? This
> > is hardly the time."
> >
> > Paddy replied, "Well, I figure if I can get her wet enough, we
> > can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so
> > expensive to replace."
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