From the Baddest Man on the Planet. He was no poet like Ali, but his quotes are certainly as fun to read. So please, enjoy some of these deep thoughts from the hopeless romanitic that was Mike Tyson(try to read them without the lisp, I dare ya):
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."
After biting Holyfield he said, "This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me."
(On His Childhood)"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."
"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."
"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."
"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
"I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain."
To the Media : “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”
[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
"I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass."
*took me a while to get the best ones for this post, but it was worth it I think. Hope you enjoy these as much as I do)
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It always seems to turn some heads.
Originally Posted by rockinred
