My tops during my career as a coach!
Top 1:
Two weeks ago, the head coach of the other team yells "WHO'S YOUR DADDDY" and the player reply "YOU COACH"" Pathetic I tell you!
Top 2:
A teamate of mine in college, during warm up he was yelling "feel the vibe, feel the rhyme baby! yeaaaaaaaaaaah"
shut the **** up ROBERTO!!!!!!!!!!!1
Top 3: **** coach, that tackle is so easy to pass! - a DE that got pancakes 99% of the time.