Fast Eating=Fat??

[kyjelly]

Last night, my buddy had a blizzard from DQ, and he took like an hour to finish it all. I said, why are you eating it so slow? He said, the faster you eating something, the fatter you can get. Is this true?

Also, he said eating late at night is bad cuz it too, will make you fatter.

Anybody???

[Kale]

Dude if that was true i would weigh 970lbs !!! Nobody on the fvcking planet eats as fast as I do I can assure you of that.

[steve0]

yeah , hahaha its all the same amount of calories going down no matter how fast you eat.

[kyjelly]

lol, thats what I told him....but then he said something like it gives the body more time to break down stuff....idk, hes stupid

[IronFreakX]

Duh the faster you eat the more food gets absorbed in ur fat tissue and coverted to etucradiol which in turn stimulates insulin and surprsses leptin which in turn causes fat gain..

The slower you eat the food takes time and is most likely now converted to Crtycandrone which in turn will elevate ur leptin and make u a hard raging testosterone filled sex stud....GODDAMN!!!!!

[kyjelly]

wait, so eating slow can make test go up?

is this a joke?

[IronFreakX]

wait, so eating slow can make test go up?

is this a joke?

Crtycandrone is no joke, it works indirectly on ur HPTA and simulates the testes to produce more via the kurbs cycle molecule in ur testes....

Then when it does, these molecules get convereted into test which is rushed thru the body and you can notice it immediatly

I always eat my meal in 2 hrs never less....NEVER

[IronFreakX]

Plus your body will then produce enzyme Xyrandorlone which is released when an adequate slow supply of food is present.

Thats how male babies grow, the umblical cord in males would release nutrition into the baby very slowly for 4 hrs then rest...then again.......in girls it DOES NOT.

now imagine doing this for ever!!!

[Kale]

Plus your body will then produce enzyme Xyrandorlone which is released when an adequate slow supply of food is present.

Thats how male babies grow, the umblical cord in males would release nutrition into the baby very slowly for 4 hrs then rest...then again.......in girls it DOES NOT.

now imagine doing this for ever!!!

And this is what your meal consists of

[IronFreakX]

And this is what your meal consists of

Reported......

[Animal505]

The only thing when eating late at night to worry about is what your eating. Say your eating the leftover pasta and garlic bread with some soda, this is bad!.... verry verry bad! Because carbs and fats digest the slowest, but say you have a Whey shake .... GREAT!

[Animal505]

Oh and actually I recently read that your mental state has a lot to do with digestion. If your pissed off or just in a bad mood while eating its terrible for your digestion. But a possitive mental attitude is just what the doctor orderd, not slower eating.

[kyjelly]

Reported......

uh oh, thats not good.....I didnt wanna start anything with this post

[Kale]

Oh and actually I recently read that your mental state has a lot to do with digestion. If your pissed off or just in a bad mood while eating its terrible for your digestion. But a possitive mental attitude is just what the doctor orderd, not slower eating.

Well if thats the case the IronFreakX is TOTALLY fvcked !!!!!!

[IronFreakX]

Oh and actually I recently read that your mental state has a lot to do with digestion. If your pissed off or just in a bad mood while eating its terrible for your digestion. But a possitive mental attitude is just what the doctor orderd, not slower eating.

LICK MY NIPPLES!!! LICK MY NIPPLeS!!!!!!! LICK MY NIPPLES!!!!

[Kale]

LICK MY NIPPLES!!! LICK MY NIPPLeS!!!!!!! LICK MY NIPPLES!!!!

rotflmfao !!!!!!!!!!

[kyjelly]

Hey ironFreak, did u spell Crtycandrone right?

I tried searching for it on google and it comes up with nothing...

[Columbus]

Crtycandrone is no joke, it works indirectly on ur HPTA and simulates the testes to produce more via the kurbs cycle molecule in ur testes....

Then when it does, these molecules get convereted into test which is rushed thru the body and you can notice it immediatly

I always eat my meal in 2 hrs never less....NEVER

if I ate a meal in 2 hours...I'd be eating 25 hours a day non stop...lol

[InsaneInTheMembrane]

Hope you guyz don't mind a bit of threadjacking but since we're on the topic...what about chewing? Does chewing your food have a great impact on the bioavailbility of nutrients in the food?

[GUnit33]

Eating that Dairy Queen will make you fat.

[DSM4Life]

While DQ is not a good example but when you eat slower you can feel yourself getting full faster which in turn is suppose to make you eat less. If you "wolf" down a huge meal you find yourself laying back on the sofa about to explode from over eating which can be avoided by eating slower.

[Foskamink]

While DQ is not a good example but when you eat slower you can feel yourself getting full faster which in turn is suppose to make you eat less. If you "wolf" down a huge meal you find yourself laying back on the sofa about to explode from over eating which can be avoided by eating slower.

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