Simple food/toilet question

[vinh]

Just wondering

say i eat heaps of food, how long should i wait befor i hit the toilets and let it all out....??

Just want to ask this question, so i know i got all the protein,carbs and all that outta the food befor it gos to the toilet...

[ptbyjason]

When it is ready to come out, you let it out. By the time it is ready to come out it is already passed through your intestines.

[bigtraps]

....and I thought I heard it all,LOL

[primodonna]

for once in my life...i am speechless

[vinh]

that wasnt a stupid question was it?

[Billy Boy]

Oh dear bro !! LOL

Its a natural process and food normally takes between 16-24hrs to pass thro in that time the body absorbs all the nutrients it needs and lets you vacate the old bowls when you need to do so!

[Tobey]

Vinh,
It is recommended that you have at least 1 bowel movement a day. If not try incorporating more fiber in your diet. Meta-Muscel is an excellant source and easily mixed with water. Don't worry bro, there is no stupid questions here. It's all about learning and to do that somtimes you have to ask. Holding it in can lead to many different bacterial infections that will only go away with a trip to the doctor for some much needed anti-biotics.
IC

[RON]

Like tobey said if you hold that shit in, your in for some big problems. Thats what my mommy always said anyway.

[EXCESS]

Hold it in until you can't walk anymore. Then answer the question by yourself.

[Billy Boy]

Excess LMAO just got a picture in my head of a guy making a dash for the tiolet holding onto the back of his jeans!

[vinh]

just hope that guy isnt me..

[MarkyMark]

Well hmmmm ....
Actually being regular is 2-3 times a day ... but one should concern himself eating 6 times a day and not haveing a movement at all .....

[vinh]

i hope yous are sure. because i go to toilet 1-2 times a day.

i hope i get the best out of the food and not wasting my time eating for nothing

[The original jason]

LMAO funny mofo's anyway maybe ots the food you are eating I have had some problems this week not sure if its the cheap protein powder or to much fibre but 6 times per day is to much for my ass lol cant take it so have to sus out what is what I think I am hoping its not the protein considering I just bought 7kg of the stuff but anyway its a weird question it just comes out when its ready either way if its to quick or slow adjust your diet accordingly more or less fibre/fat or whatever way it needs to go

peace
jason

[PaPaPumP]

Originally posted by primodonna
for once in my life...i am speechless

[PaPaPumP]

Originally posted by vinh
i hope yous are sure. because i go to toilet 1-2 times a day.

i hope i get the best out of the food and not wasting my time eating for nothing

OMG! This is Lunatic part two!!! I love it! Make this a sticky!

[Titanium2]

LMMFAO ! ! ! You fricken guys are killing me......!


For best nutrient obsorbtion, let it out. Then eat it, so your body can process it again to make sure you sqeezed every bit of nutrient from it.

[EXCESS]

Did MuscleGuru rejoin the board?

[primodonna]

Originally posted by PaPaPumP



OMG! This is Lunatic part two!!! I love it! Make this a sticky!

you couldn't hold it in any longer? maybe you should re-read this post then if you are holding it too long...

[ryan26]

Well you should try and hold it in as long as possible. Just concentrate really hard, and then when you finally let it all out, look in the toilet to make sure there aren't any undigested peices of corn, or peanuts. If there are, you better eat them. You don't want to let anything go to waste.

[Tobey]

Bro,
To tell the truth I had forgotten all about this one!LOL
Man even I have to admit that this one gave me a chuckle.
Just remember once you swallow the crap, there really isn't much more that you can do.
IC

[bigreb]

Vinh has finally given me inner assurance that I couldn't possibly ask a dumber question. So everyone get ready for those questions that I've been supressing due to fear of the flame. So here goes my first. Hey Primo is your avatar you, or ppp before his cycle.

[vinh]

lol all. I didnt mean i will pick it up and eat again.

I met is there a set amount of time after you eat before you go toilet so your stomach etc intesesaine or whatever you call it chews up the food so you get nutrients value out of it.

i have bad english and yeah kinda dum questions but hey atleast iam asking.

ahh forget it...

[Sicilian30]

excuse me while i go to the bathroom... man, what a question, and I thought my hemmeroid question was bad a few months ago, this one got me beat hands down!
Gotta admire Tobey for his answer, I can just see his face as he was answering this one? (having a hard time not laughing as he was typing his answer). Of course, as always I gotta put my 4 cent worth in. Let it out man. Did you hear the joke about the which body part wanted to be boss? If not I will post it for ya'lls entertainment?

[TNT]

Originally posted by vinh
that wasnt a stupid question was it?

Yep. But don't sweat it, Vinh - we've gotten to know you here over the last few months and you're a great guy. Don't let the turkeys get you down.

And remember, even if a question is stupid, chances are that there's someone out there who has asked himself the same question but didn't have the balls to post it. (Except, perhaps, for the guy on another board we'll leave unnamed who asked about doing injections in his sphincter muscle.)

The guys who gave you a serious answer are right. Here's my own perspective: simple as it is, listen to your body. (No, that's not intended to be a fart joke.) When you gotta go, go. Besides, there's a reason that we call it human waste - it's what's left over after you've used the nutrients in food.

Anyway, mention my name to get a good seat.

And do continue to ask the questions, regardless of how dumb they might seem or how ridiculous some of our reactions may be. You've got one of the brightest minds I've seen on any board for someone your age, you're taking an intelligent approach to developing yourself, and if some of the guys here can't handle that, remember the words of the great American philosopher Robin Williams (who, I'm sure, is just as well known in Australia), "Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck."

[vinh]

/Me feels better!

[GuestPoser]

On a logical note: if it is in your colon, the only thing you are absorbing is the shit smell!

Take the cork out of your ass and take a dump!