natural pizza slut pizza

**higherdesire** · 01-08-2009, 08:20 PM

Is this any better than their regular crap?

**T_Own** · 01-08-2009, 08:37 PM

i doubt it. how fake is "natural pepperoni" theres no such thing as healthy pepperoni

**Rugger02** · 01-08-2009, 09:39 PM

I took a mass media class in school and they went over the kinds of requirements products had to have in order to make claims like : "Better than" or "Part of a balanced" or "Heart Healthy" and things like that, and "Natural" was one that had absolutely no requirements in order to advertise.
So it's basically making no claims whatsoever. I got a kick out of it when I saw the commercial though, I wonder how many people are convinced they're eating healthy when there's grease dripping down their chins from their "Natural" pizza.

**higherdesire** · 01-09-2009, 02:50 AM

Thanks for the input. I get the marketing part(and don't get me started on the media) but I guess my thoughts are if the breading is truly wholegrain and the sauce does not contain fructose or corn syrup, and if it is a cheese pizza, maybe? I like pizza on occassion(sunday afternoons) and ordered this one. it truly was a better pizza, I am just wondering if I can justify it well enough! My kids liked it better too.

**M302_Imola** · 01-09-2009, 07:33 AM

Have it as your cheat meal, that's what I did. The natural pizza was pretty good but I expected more for the price! I sometimes have my gf make me pizza from scratch: whole wheat pizza crust, tomatoe sauce, and turkey peperoni's. Not to unhealthy and taste great!

**StoneGRMI** · 01-09-2009, 09:25 AM

I just took a "natural" dump in the toilet, you want to eat it?

**jimmyinkedup** · 01-09-2009, 10:01 AM

just proves even unhealthy garbage can be made with natural ingredients ...for a cheat fine ..any nutritionally better ..i doubt it...

**higherdesire** · 01-09-2009, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

I just took a "natural" dump in the toilet, you want to eat it?

You must be the resident scat freak I have heard so much about eh?

**novastepp** · 01-09-2009, 02:01 PM

the differences are that the crust is whole wheat
the sauces have no artificial sweeteners/additives
and the pepperoni does not contain preservatives

natural as a punch in the face.

**higherdesire** · 01-09-2009, 03:50 PM

So better at all than regular pizza, but ok for a cheat meal as always. Thanks.

**SuperLift** · 01-09-2009, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by Rugger02

I took a mass media class in school and they went over the kinds of requirements products had to have in order to make claims like : "Better than" or "Part of a balanced" or "Heart Healthy" and things like that, and "Natural" was one that had absolutely no requirements in order to advertise.
So it's basically making no claims whatsoever. I got a kick out of it when I saw the commercial though, I wonder how many people are convinced they're eating healthy when there's grease dripping down their chins from their "Natural" pizza.

Probably more than we think, LOL

**SuperLift** · 01-09-2009, 05:25 PM

Healthy pepperoni sounds about like that bowflex commercial stating that dieting is a waste of time any money....

**xnotoriousx** · 01-21-2009, 06:23 PM

I don't know about the nut value of the pizza, but I do know when that commercial came out and they showed that dumb bitch saying "OMG I DIDN'T MAKE THIS IT'S PIZZA HUT" Then every body looks like they want a wenus in their mouth, I wanted to kill myself. I HATE that damn commercial lol

**Phate** · 01-21-2009, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by xnotoriousx

I don't know about the nut value of the pizza, but I do know when that commercial came out and they showed that dumb bitch saying "OMG I DIDN'T MAKE THIS IT'S PIZZA HUT" Then every body looks like they want a wenus in their mouth, I wanted to kill myself. I HATE that damn commercial lol

they should show what really happened in the commercial

girl: hey guys, i didn't really make this pizza
crowd starts throwing pizza at the girl and lynches her

**reddohc** · 01-21-2009, 07:55 PM

natural pizza is prolly no better then regular

**xnotoriousx** · 01-21-2009, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

they should show what really happened in the commercial

girl: hey guys, i didn't really make this pizza
crowd starts throwing pizza at the girl and lynches her

I'd give my right one to see it go down like that.

**ray0414** · 01-21-2009, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by novastepp

the differences are that the crust is whole wheat
the sauces have no artificial sweeteners/additives
and the pepperoni does not contain preservatives

natural as a punch in the face.

this makse it better than the regular. im planning on trying it out. and with the wheat crust you will get full quicker.

**jnewton86** · 01-21-2009, 08:53 PM

lol, had this as a cheat meal the other day, thought it was awesome, the pepperoni is a bit spicy, but still good

**ARMY_OF_1** · 01-22-2009, 08:42 PM

its like saying light cigarettes are "better" for you or look how much money i "saved" at this sale. it is not better for you it is just not as bad. in the spectrum of good food to junk food i would say regular pizza is a -6 and natural pizza is -5.5

Good 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 -1 -2 -3 -4 -5 -6 -7 Junk

of course this is totally subjective but i believe most people are fat because they are nutritionally stupid or lazy, or have no will power

What are the Macros and Macro differences in the two types of pizza? that will answer the question

**Narkissos** · 01-23-2009, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by xnotoriousx

I don't know about the nut value of the pizza, but I do know when that commercial came out and they showed that dumb bitch saying "OMG I DIDN'T MAKE THIS IT'S PIZZA HUT" Then every body looks like they want a wenus in their mouth, I wanted to kill myself. I HATE that damn commercial lol

lol@ nut value.

That sounds like one of those terms you use to define how quickly something can make you cum.

"OMG... if she pops a finger in my butt during head, that has a nut value of 8!"

LMAO

**reddohc** · 01-23-2009, 01:12 PM

http://www.pizzahut.com/files/pdf/Up...%20Jan2009.pdf

nutrition facts for "the natural"

that equals one slice.. so just counting the sauce peporoni and cheese. its 650 calories and 79 carbs per slice. also has 1410 grams of sodium per slice..

**xnotoriousx** · 01-23-2009, 01:21 PM

79 carbs per slice, DAMNNNN

**higherdesire** · 01-23-2009, 07:45 PM

does anyone realize it doesn;t just come in pepperoni? I had the cheese and it was good.

**reddohc** · 01-23-2009, 08:29 PM

i had 7 slices tonight.. idk why but it was pretty good. now i dont feel so welll

**reddohc** · 01-23-2009, 09:19 PM

and i just shit out every slice of the "natural" must not have been very nutritious

**TheJuicer** · 01-24-2009, 09:29 AM

Reddohc, that info you gave us says 220 cal. isnt that per slice????

**reddohc** · 01-25-2009, 07:39 AM

if you go to main nutrition page it says per slice and the grams per slice were the same so it is per slice.. i didnt list all the nutrition facts but they are on that page

**fit4ever180** · 01-27-2009, 03:04 AM

Originally Posted by *Narkissos*

lol@ nut value.

That sounds like one of those terms you use to define how quickly something can make you cum.

"OMG... if she pops a finger in my butt during head, that has a nut value of 8!"

LMAO

**novastepp** · 01-27-2009, 08:58 PM

i heart Nark

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