Stuff that makes me fart

[Lazarov]

I long ago kicked lentils and beans out of my diet. But recently I started eating brown rice, I love it but it makes me very gassy and bloated. My friend recommended I switch to white rice. What do you guys think? And any other tips to help eliminate gas would be great. Thanks.

[Perseverance1]

When I was eating 32-40 oz of egg whites a day one of my farts would engulf an entire room and linger for 15-20 minutes....just in time for my next fart....I received death threats from coworkers and ended up cutting the egg whites amount in half....I still fart all the time but nobody has died from these ones...

[Lazarov]

lmfao! I love this topic. Last night I went into my friends bathroom to release some gas, and he went in afterwards and thought I had taken the biggest dump or something.

[>Good Luck<]

Any pre-workout drink makes me gassier than anything I eat. If I have one before I work out, I have to exhale louder than I like to because the core flexing makes it impossible to hold them in!

Also noticed brown rice to do the same to me as well. Hopefully you'll get some solid responses so I can utilize the advice. I doubt it tho, it's nearly impossible to hear, say or read "fart" without a little laugh or smirk

[Lazarov]

Well, I hope some people can take my problem with farting too much seriously.
heh

But apparently different things make different people fart. Everything from egg whites to pre-workouts to rice... I only have a problem with fibrous carbs like brown rice, beans, etc. I just went out and bought some white rice. Less fiber. hopefully I won't have this problem anymore because going on a date like this sucks. haha

[>Good Luck<]

There is a product called gas-x I believe. Try it out... See if it works ... Skip the dating till you sort out your butt-music

[Lazarov]

I have gas-x. The ingredient in it is called Simethicone

Unfortunately Simethicone does not exactly eliminate gas, it simply allows you to fart it all out quicker to relieve bloat.

[--->>405<<---]

i fart bad when i go from a carbless day to a higher carb day. like fill up the room bad. the worst part is this occurs on workout days so every single freaking day i go to the gym i have major gas.. major!!

[>Good Luck<]

I believe the only solution is....



EMBRACE THE FARTS!!

[Optima25]

I have gas-x. The ingredient in it is called Simethicone

Unfortunately Simethicone does not exactly eliminate gas, it simply allows you to fart it all out quicker to relieve bloat.

Try out digestive enzymes

[jklipouse]

i fart bad when i go from a carbless day to a higher carb day. like fill up the room bad. the worst part is this occurs on workout days so every single freaking day i go to the gym i have major gas.. major!!

We is this? I have the same problem!!!

[Anabolic4Health]

beano

[gbrice75]

When I was eating 32-40 oz of egg whites a day one of my farts would engulf an entire room and linger for 15-20 minutes....just in time for my next fart....I received death threats from coworkers and ended up cutting the egg whites amount in half....I still fart all the time but nobody has died from these ones...

Lmfao!! This should be sticky'd. People always say 'LOL' but I actually just did. Sitting at my work desk... which, btw, the chair smells horrible since the cushion apparently has an 'absorption' quality. I sit here and fart all day long... and this chair just seems to retain it. If my arsehole had an arsehole, it would smell like this chair.

[baseline_9]

Lol egg whites are the worst for it.... They gave me terrible farts and shits that were so loose it was like I was pissing out of my ass LOL

Fukin terrible stuff

As far as minimising gas, find a carb source that doesn't give u gas.... Simples

[gbrice75]

Lol egg whites are the worst for it.... They gave me terrible farts and shits what were so loose it was like I was pissing out of my ass LOL

^^ inside joke.

[RaginCajun]

^^ inside joke.

hahahahahahaha!

ZING!

[Lazarov]

i fart bad when i go from a carbless day to a higher carb day. like fill up the room bad. the worst part is this occurs on workout days so every single freaking day i go to the gym i have major gas.. major!!

I can control farting in public. But at home I basically fumigate the place! I get used to it, but when I go outside for a bit and come back it hits me like a wall of bricks. That's just on really bad days, they don't happen that often lol

[Lazarov]

Try out digestive enzymes

I take them

[Lazarov]

Lmfao!! This should be sticky'd. People always say 'LOL' but I actually just did. Sitting at my work desk... which, btw, the chair smells horrible since the cushion apparently has an 'absorption' quality. I sit here and fart all day long... and this chair just seems to retain it. If my arsehole had an arsehole, it would smell like this chair.

Every time I sit down on my leather desk chair, it expels gas.

[Lazarov]

Lol egg whites are the worst for it.... They gave me terrible farts and shits that were so loose it was like I was pissing out of my ass LOL

Fukin terrible stuff

As far as minimising gas, find a carb source that doesn't give u gas.... Simples

Yea, sweet potatoes seem to be good, no gas.

[Lazarov]

"A Flatulence Deodorizer is a great supplement to Gas-X and Beano. The following is information on those products.

Information about Gas-X

What this drug is used for Gas-X relieves the bloating, pressure, and fullness that result from gas. The active ingredient is simethicone. The drug acts on the surface of bubbles by reducing the surface tension and thereby disrupting or breaking the bubble. Simethicone is used for excess gas in the intestinal tract. When these frothy bubbles are in the stomach or lower bowel, this medication helps the air be more readily expelled by belching or passing flatus. The drug does not prevent the formation of gas from swallowed air or from being created by intestinal bacteria. It does not make intestinal gases dissolve or disappear.

Some people may mistakenly think that simethicone prevents formation of flatus or rectal gas. It does not do this. The drug simply makes big bubbles out of many small ones.

Here's some info right from the Beano site--

Does Beano affect the fiber in foods?

No, Beano will not breakdown the fiber in any food. It works on gassy sugars/carbohydrates.

Does Beano work on gluten?

No, Beano will not work on any protein, including gluten. Beano only works on breaking down the large, complex sugars found in many foods."

[Lazarov]

Guys, today's one of those days... Ah! I can't breathe! But it's too cold to open the window! ahhhhh

[gbrice75]

Every time I sit down on my leather desk chair, it expels gas.

lol, I know what you mean - plop down on the chair, and a big POOF of shit air.

[Lazarov]

This fart thread has grown into a monster of its own! The fart has taken over our rooms and is now taking over the interwebs ahhh

[gbrice75]

This fart thread has grown into a monster of its own! The fart has taken over our rooms and is now taking over the interwebs ahhh

lol... i'm particularly rancid today...

[sgt2jay]

this should help

http://under-tec.com/order-online/#!...0&sort=nameAsc

my co-workers bought this for me last x-mas

[Soar]

There is a product called gas-x I believe. Try it out... See if it works ... Skip the dating till you sort out your butt-music

Lmao best find a woman who can handle the occasional Dutch oven. Takes a while but they learn to love you regardless hahah

[Lazarov]

this should help

http://under-tec.com/order-online/#!...0&sort=nameasc

my co-workers bought this for me last x-mas

lol!

[>Good Luck<]

Lmao best find a woman who can handle the occasional Dutch oven. Takes a while but they learn to love you regardless hahah

Just don't let them get to comfortable- next thing you know you find yourself in a competition you don't want to be in. Girl farts are WAY MORE GROSS!

[Lazarov]

Really? I've never had the benefit of smelling one.

[>Good Luck<]

Really? I've never had the benefit of smelling one.

Either you don't have kids or u skipped pregnancy stage lol

[Lazarov]

No kids, not for long time, if ever.