
Originally Posted by
bossfearless
Man, I don't even know where to start with this. I mean, first off, thank you for the reply. But moving on to the rest of it...sweet Christmas. I can't put in a standing desk. Or replace my chair with an exercise ball. I already cook in bulk when I can cook. I have and also use a Crock-Pot and oven to good effect; I'm an excellent cook and I know how to cook healthy food. I know that I should eat more vegetables, but that's problematic here. Tainted produce has put me in the hurt locker a few times already, and everything out here rots staggeringly fast. There's a salad bar at the DFAC but wouldn't you know it, I'm shackled to my desk and all my food has to be delivered. I'm not trusting a bunch of Bengalis with unwashed hands to make me a salad. I've seen that movie and I know how it ends. Cooked food only.
Yes, I know I don't eat enough for someone who "claims" to be over 350. You know what? Fuck it. I weigh 420 pounds. I was ashamed to even post that number but I need to put that out there. No, I don't look like I weigh that much and people are often surprised by it. My frame is obnoxiously broad and I'm 6'3". I'm definitely fat, but not the kind of fat you'd think when you read that weight number. I don't eat nearly enough to weigh what I do, which is doubly unfair because not only *should* I weight less, but I don't even get the food-based satisfaction of a normal person who's eating enough to weigh as much as me. If I look at a sandwich I gain five pounds. Meanwhile my roommate is chowing down on pizzas and drenching everything in ranch dressing and never gaining weight. He gets to eat the way everyone assumes I eat, and I'm the one who gets fat.
Okay, that's enough complaining from me. When I get back from vacation I'm going to try and find some veggies that I can work in, depending on what's available (not much besides freaking corn).