Thought I had another year but wife got it approved for next week. Reading instruction and thinking "Clear Liquid Only" for 1 day. Anyone have any suggestions on how to do this when I am hungry all the freaking time lately?
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Thought I had another year but wife got it approved for next week. Reading instruction and thinking "Clear Liquid Only" for 1 day. Anyone have any suggestions on how to do this when I am hungry all the freaking time lately?
"clear liquid only" ,, so what does that mean no milk or orange juice , basically just water ?
Coffie, sports drinks that are not red, broth, water, etc. Then at 1400 (2 PM)I start the shit bomb stuff to totally clean the intestines.
NO Dairy
Oh it's a shit ton of fun. Just wait. It proves to people how full of shit they literally are.
Keep a powder puff handy. Toilet paper will be too abrasive by the time things are....done.
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Originally Posted by kelkel
This is going to be my 4th one. 1st time I was awake and the rest of the time I was put under. I am still pissed at my wife for setting this up. Was sure I had one more year to go.Quote:
Originally Posted by almostgone
I think that medicine prep is the worst part of it. Just when you think you are done . . . rushing back to the crapper. Those new flushable wipes are on my list to get at the store today.
Get even and set up one for the wife.
30 minutes since I drank the first part of the crap bomb. Got my phone and tablet charged and a full thing of wipes in each bathroom. Have been hungry as hell all day!
How you feeling now?
Very happy I ate light yesterday. Just did round two. I had to go to Walmart to get more flushable Wipes. I walked in with them under my arm and the "greeter" said I had to take it to customer service......I told him what it was for and he said "hope you check out in time". Old me stick together.Quote:
Originally Posted by kelkel
I would not have left the house.....