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  1. 12-14-2017, 08:43 AM #1
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    Colonoscopy - Liquid Diet

    Thought I had another year but wife got it approved for next week. Reading instruction and thinking "Clear Liquid Only" for 1 day. Anyone have any suggestions on how to do this when I am hungry all the freaking time lately?
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    "clear liquid only" ,, so what does that mean no milk or orange juice , basically just water ?
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    Coffie, sports drinks that are not red, broth, water, etc. Then at 1400 (2 PM)I start the shit bomb stuff to totally clean the intestines.

    NO Dairy
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    Keep a powder puff handy. Toilet paper will be too abrasive by the time things are....done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Oh it's a shit ton of fun. Just wait. It proves to people how full of shit they literally are.
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    Keep a powder puff handy. Toilet paper will be too abrasive by the time things are....done.
    This is going to be my 4th one. 1st time I was awake and the rest of the time I was put under. I am still pissed at my wife for setting this up. Was sure I had one more year to go.

    I think that medicine prep is the worst part of it. Just when you think you are done . . . rushing back to the crapper. Those new flushable wipes are on my list to get at the store today.
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    30 minutes since I drank the first part of the crap bomb. Got my phone and tablet charged and a full thing of wipes in each bathroom. Have been hungry as hell all day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    How you feeling now?
    Very happy I ate light yesterday. Just did round two. I had to go to Walmart to get more flushable Wipes. I walked in with them under my arm and the "greeter" said I had to take it to customer service......I told him what it was for and he said "hope you check out in time". Old me stick together.
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