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    Money not getting picked up ? A / Shop

    Has this happened to anyone before.

    I trust this source and use them almost exclusively. So I already know they don't have the quickest turn around time but their Balkan gear is as close to pharma grade as you can get so I put up with the wait time.

    But this is the first time the delay has occurred in picking up the money by them. Funds have been ready for pickup for almost two weeks. They responded saying they had delays due to holidays. That was a week ago and still no movement.

    You would think they would want to pick up the money sooner rather than later and show a little more urgency.

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    Not the first time ive heard this lately. I would refund the money and go elsewhere imo.

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    This happened to me before. I contacted then and they said oh our pick up carrier was maxed on cash pick up. Cancel your delivery and we will then send you new person to send to.

    Do so and it was good. Not sure why they didn't just tell me. Either way, worked out fine.

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    They can be under the radar as well, restart brother

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    I think it's far easier to pay with btc

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeph1ro7 View Post
    I think it's far easier to pay with btc
    It is much easier imo!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    No.
    They have a shit ton.

    You pay Ahkmed.
    Ahkmed then rides a camel 40 miles to a population center.
    He gets on the telegraph and wires Meldovich.

    Meldovich, is in a wheelchair. Has been since the collapse of the USSR (damn grenade).

    Meldolvich, gets the money recieved confirmation from Ahkmed, and wheels home.

    Meldovich, forgot to ask what the fking order was so he wheels back to town.

    He telegraphs Ahkmed, who is back at home.

    Two days after that a messenger boy arrives on foot, "Ahkmed, you have a re:re:telegraph waiting at the depot."

    "You best not have read it you little infidel!"


    Ahkmed is balls to the wall on his camel only stopping to sleep once.

    Ahkmed arrives, boops out... "Fuck you want, Meldovich?"

    Meldovich says, "I need the order you dumb cunt!"

    "Oh shiiiiit! Lmao! Sorry! My bad man!... Uh... Three vials of test E, 2 boldenone , 100 tabs of arimidex .... No... Not arimidex, it was anavar ! No... Ah fuck it! The cialis and dbol look just alike just toss in 50 of each. Give them some clen for the added wait too!"


    Meldovich is tired as fuck.
    He is bitching as he leaves about having to sit two days waiting on Ahkmed. "Mfer I live at the depot because of this twat!"

    Meldovich sends a carrier pigeon to his cousin in moldova about 80 miles away with the order.

    Pigeon stops to lay eggs and hatch them.


    Finally the pigeon arrives at Meldovich's cousins.
    His name is Surgey.

    Sergey, reads the order on the midget scroll on the pigeons leg. Last part is illegible because of 4 weeks of bird shit.

    "Three test, two bold, 100... .... ... Fuckin burd... Fuck it they are getting clen.

    He mails out the orals because he is in charge of them. They will arrive in about 10 days.

    The oils he has to go through another channel.

    He yells out his back door "3TE 2BU!"

    This starts a chain of Ruskis yelling to each other.
    Word arrives at base camp 20 miles away to the man with the oil! This guy is the man.

    Mfer has balkan oil!

    He hears the order, "free tea at youtube!"

    But this guy is the man... He knows what their fucked up gossip chain actually means! "3 test C and 2 boldenone undecanoate." He says to himself.


    So he puts the vials in a shitty ass third world looking, manilla envelope and puts it in a glass container.

    He takes it to the sea and sends it out fliating.
    The rip tide that has been there since 1977 takes it down and spits it out near a coastal post office after two months.

    One week later you have already ate all your clen and your oils arrive!

    Woooohooohooohooo! Heeheeeheheheeeeehehehe!

    "What the fuck... I wanted test E..."
    Here by request^^^
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    Clearly what has happened is Meldovich forgot to send notice that funds were recieved. Don't worry though. You always get good stuff.

    This time of year birds aren't laying eggs so that saves you some time right there.

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    Money not getting picked up ? A / Shop

    Beautiful OB, the Hemingway of gear transportation stories!!bravo bravo lol
    I always like A Shop too but think they have 17 billion customers..probably hard to keep up..
    Plus horses need much more care then planes and trucks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Here by request^^^

    You just can’t make this shit up, let me know when your novel hits the bookstores... I’m picking up a copy for sure!
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    Email them or make a ticket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Here by request^^^
    Best quote by Obs. Absolute brilliance I still laugh every fucking time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle1337 View Post
    Best quote by Obs. Absolute brilliance I still laugh every fucking time.
    Actually gets funnier each time I read it. It really is fucking brilliant

    (Damn grenade - lol)
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    What happened to Islamcougars?
    He just disappeared....
    He was really busy and not sleeping and sick last I knew

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    Money not getting picked up ? A / Shop

    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    What happened to Islamcougars?
    He just disappeared....
    He was really busy and not sleeping and sick last I knew
    Cruising thread
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    Iam Bored today finding missing cougar bangers lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    What happened to Islamcougars?
    He just disappeared....
    He was really busy and not sleeping and sick last I knew
    He's logged in right now. Had been wondering the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Windex View Post
    Email them or make a ticket.
    Yes. The ticket system works very well. Only had to use it a couple of times, but I always got a prompt response.
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    He's logged in right now. Had been wondering the same thing.
    Lmao ears was burning
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    UPDATE:

    They finally picked up the cash after nearly a month and two tickets. Now probably have to wait another 2 months for my oils to arrive. Lol...

    But in all fairness this supplier are my to go guys. They have always kept their word and their gear is top notch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neloza View Post
    UPDATE:

    They finally picked up the cash after nearly a month and two tickets. Now probably have to wait another 2 months for my oils to arrive. Lol...

    But in all fairness this supplier are my to go guys. They have always kept their word and their gear is top notch.
    I'd rather wait 2 months for gear and not have any uncertainty of quality over getting gear same week and rolling the dice. Not to say there aren't domestic options, but patience pays dividends
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    They are always busy, but before all the nonsense with China (that I'm sure has made him much busier), he told me it could be a week or more to pick up and verify funds from Western Union or MoneyGram. I would imagine that time frame is a lot longer at the moment. I placed an order very recently with bitcoin and it was verified within a couple of hours. Like others have said, bitcoin is why way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyBreeze View Post
    They are always busy, but before all the nonsense with China (that I'm sure has made him much busier), he told me it could be a week or more to pick up and verify funds from Western Union or MoneyGram. I would imagine that time frame is a lot longer at the moment. I placed an order very recently with bitcoin and it was verified within a couple of hours. Like others have said, bitcoin is why way to go.
    Yeah... I'm not familiar with crypto payments. I'm old school and been using cash transfers for years.

    But they are currently running a massive promo for switching over and using cryptocurrency. I may just have to go that route. Especially after this last issue I had with my money not being picked up for nearly a month. I just gotta do my homework on the different crypto options out there. Seems like there are dozens and who knows which one is legit

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