How to successfully order steroids--Stolen from Mvmaxx

[ironfist]

I come back on the boards after being away for a bit and find some disturbing subjects in our Mod forum. It seems that many sources are being called "scammers" because they are taking longer than expected. Albeit not on this board but this point needs to get across to everyone regardless. I know several sources and over the past year I've heard many complaints but they often tend to be the same complaints.

So today I'm teaching a class. Please keep notes.

The most important thing you guys need to realize is:

"This is the ordering and distribution of illegal steroids . NOT FAST FOOD!" So let's try to calm the **** down. This applies when:

1. Sending e-mails

If your source does not get back with you in regards to your list request, order, stock check, etc, then WAIT a couple DAYS before e-mailing him again, not a couple MINUTES. Because the more you repeatedly e-mail the source the more e-mails they get and the longer it takes to respond and ship REAL ORDERS.

2. Receiving your order

Many sources are currently having delays because of several issues (the war, tighter border restrictions, tighter customs, etc). This applies to both international and dometic. So if you don't receive your order 4 days after placing your order then chill the **** out. This is where we go back to the golden rule that "this is ILLEGAL NOT FAST FOOD". Try to find out before ordering what the average turn around time is. If they won't tell you then ask a mod. They often have a decent idea as they order from numerous sources or because well...they know all.
So after that average TA time has elapsed THEN you can start questioning from your source if the package has been sent yet. Again, we go back to lesson 1. E-mail him ONCE to find out the status of your order. Give him a couple days to respond and if you don't hear anything then repeat the process. If no response shoot another e-mail to him and then ask a mod. But only after giving your source ample time to respond.

Here are some other key things to keep notes of. We'll use lessons A-E.

A. Do a source check with a few mods

This applies when ordering from a new source or if you've used a source before but it's been a while. Cause believe it or not some sources have been known to turn scammers.

B. DO NOT expect any mod to give you a source

Doing source checks is ok. Asking for sources is NOT. So don't bother because you will most likely be added to our **** list.

C. Never order from any source that solicits your business via e-mails or PM's

Receiving an e-mail from a source you've e-mailed before is one thing. Receiving an e-mail from a source you've never heard about is another. Just delete it.

D. Be weary of any source that a fellow bro or mod gives you

Now this one can go both ways. If you trust a bro or a mod and they give you a source then follow lesson A first. Then go for it if everything checks out. But if a mod or bro you don't know well suddenly gives you a source go back to lesson A for sure. The reason I bring up this one is there have known to be boards in the past that the mod is the actual source and goes referring everyone to this "source" aka himself. Sometimes that's an ok thing but it usually results in a mess. So again, back to lesson A and check with a mod from a different site than the one where you got the info from.

E. Be weary of ordering off of any website

Some sources have websites and are legit. But most websites just scream scam. So please refer back to lesson A on this one.


This wraps up today's lesson until I think of adding more. Just remember class, many sources are taking longer than expected and having difficulties. So let's give them time and not jump on the bandwagon calling them a scammer because they've taken longer than expected. Also, if you see posts on other boards about so and so turning scammer. Check with one of our mods as we may have info proving otherwise or may be able to confirm it one way or another

[SV-1]

Great post.

[BLACKZILLA]

very nice and info for everyone....

[PuddleMonkey]

Drag all the n00bs in here!

[Testify]

Bump!

[daem]

i vote this goes sticky.

[animal-inside]

FREKINN pisses me off when people order a cycle and it dosne't get to them for a week or so to late....liek f uck off and grow up.. realise you shoudl have bouught the cycle ALONG time ago so you know you would have it when you need it..

[omen78]

Great thread.

[hybrid]

You mean that you don't order one bottle at a time and hope the new one shows up before the old one is gone??

Great post bro. I'm sure that a lot of sources get sick of a million emails from someone wanting to spend a few hundred bucks. Gotta learn how to play the game. Good thing we have a teacher.

[palequail]

yeah great post.....I think that if someone is weary of a source the source should be working with that person....If you source just says ok send the money and isn't willing to maybe send them one bottle to show they are legit then the rest...you gotta watch out....

[BUYLONGTERM]

Fantastic post!!! Thanks IRON! Definitely should be a sticky!

[jbol]

very nice post...however there is one lesson i would add....dont go on an open board and accuse a source of selling fake gear unless A) you have contacted the source in attempt to work out the accusation and B) can prove your accusation....i have seen this not so much on ar but other boards.

[magicstick2003]

i like it man... good advise...

[Cycleon]

if you hadnt made that a sticky yourself I would have - I knew there was some reason we made you a mod

[powerlifter]

quality post !

[ironfist]

if you hadnt made that a sticky yourself I would have - I knew there was some reason we made you a mod

I'm a mod cause I'm a sexy stud...

[Jaker B' Huge]

great post!!

[Ammar]

Thanks for the info bro. Definitely a must read for all members.

[all4me]

Drag all the n00bs in here!

blah blah blah blah blah poop

[SV-1]

perhaps i will read rules

WTF?

[OneMoreSet]

good post...

[Mallet]

Glad to see this as a sticky!!!

[GREENMACHINE]

Great Post
Who actually orders juice through the internet though.
There are safer way to obtain them.
Through a friend training buddy etc You can See them in you hand so on and so on.
Still a great post.

[panabolic]

Great Post
Who actually orders juice through the internet though.
There are safer way to obtain them.
Through a friend training buddy etc You can See them in you hand so on and so on.
Still a great post.

True, you can get through a local buddy at the gym and either pay thru the nose for gear or wait until he gets popped then rats on you to save his own ass. There are benefits through ordering online as well. If you are ordering internationally, chances are he is slightly out of the juristicdiction of Uncle Sam. Anyways just my .02 Best.

[panabolic]

FREKINN pisses me off when people order a cycle and it dosne't get to them for a week or so to late....liek f uck off and grow up.. realise you shoudl have bouught the cycle ALONG time ago so you know you would have it when you need it..

Excellent point bro, those who want to get geared up for a summer cycle should be ordering now not the first week in June!

[the original jason]

a-fuking men, will add this to favourites, so can send people here

[chuck]

good post

[punk_bbuilder]

Great Post

[hooch]

Can anyone help with a source check? sure would help bros. not asking for a source, just doing my due diligence.

[bennynjoon]

im seeing all these replies about people who buy from legit places. I have yet to find one and would really like to. Please post back and enlighten me, or email me at

thanks

[Newbie_J]

what is a source check and where can i get one?

[abstrack]

bump this one due to the influx of these threads lately

[Tryin2getHUGE]

Awesoem post bro

[weas]

nice post, wish i knew a good source ill have to do some investigative work

[outlaw1]

great post bro, good lesson teach

[pb2xtreme1]

great thread
bump

[956Vette]

Now in educational threads

[Kevin H.]

Great Post All Of Us Noobs Really Need To Read Thatpost

[jo150]

nice jiggly boobs

[workdude]

classic!!!!