I went to a local hospital that for about $65 will test for all the health basics- total blood count, lipid profile, kidney and liver function, etc. I also specifically requested testosterone levels be checked. Basically everything was normal in each test and when I went today to get the results of the testosterone, the nurse shows me results of 5.0 and it says "normal" next to it.
I tell her I am looking for a 3 digit number, between like 200 and 1000. Not one digit. She doesn't understand what I am saying (this is Thailand) and points to the results and says I am normal. I tell her I want to see the printout of the results. Again, 5.0 is all it shows. There is a range of 2.3 to 17.3 and I was 5.0 and normal she says. I told her I wanted to see a Dr.
So I talk to the Dr. and he's as clueless as to what I am talking about as the nurse. I start off by telling him that I am looking for 3 digits, not one. He laughs and says, no, no you are normal. Normal range is between 2.3 and 17.3 and you are 5, normal. That's great I say, but I am looking for 3 digits. This was going nowhere. I told him I want to be in the high normal range and he looks at me and says that steroids make your muscles bigger and you'll have more hair on your face. While he is looking at my 3 day old stubble and biceps. This is a Dr. and that's what he came up with in response to my stating I want to be in the high normal range. Steroids make my muscles bigger.
I told him, yes, thanks I know that steroids make your muscles bigger. Basically that was the end of it. I thought there was no chance they would screw this test up, but sure enough they did. Now I am just trying to make some sense of the results. I guess 5.0 is equivalent to 500ng/dl, right? So, that puts me right smack in the middle. I am 26 and want to be high normal, closer to the 1000ng/range. I feel fine and don't think hrt is what I necessarily want or need. Maybe throw in some aromasin, some hcg once in a while, some tongkat, tribulus, and things like that to get the test levels higher.
Any thoughts on this?