Anyone ever had colonics done?

[bombastico]

I have been reading more and more about all the crap that can get lodged in your intestines. I hear colonics is a great way to cleanse your system out and helps to decrease extra belly flab as well.

I am curious about getting it done but I'm not too sure about having some tube way up my ass. Has anyone ever had this done before?

[ndfan]

Not me, but my brother in law started getting them about a month ago and says he feels better from them. I'm to wild either about getting a tube in my ass so I'll pass on that.

[Kale]

I have had a few colonoscopies done. Thats a camera up your ass. They just use a chemical which you take the night before. You shit nonstop for four hours and you are totally empty. And I have the pictures and DVD to prove it :-)

[bombastico]

I have had a few colonoscopies done. Thats a camera up your ass. They just use a chemical which you take the night before. You shit nonstop for four hours and you are totally empty. And I have the pictures and DVD to prove it :-)

OMG! If I ever decided to do it, theres no way in hell I'd want to see that lol!

I don't know a more delicate way to ask this.... how far up your ass did that tube go lol? I mean is it more on the surface or do they really get it in?

I feel so dirty for even asking that lol

[Kale]

Well you have to be asleep when they do it, I am not sure how far but its a LONG WAY !!!

[oldman]

This is some serious shit .. If done right they say you can wash out about 10lbs of crap in your intestines.. If you are going to do it you should go to a professional.. Some will stick a tube an inch or two in your arse and wash out a little but if it is done right it will take a few hours the first time and they will fill your intestines with water and you have to turn and move so the water gets really deep.. This is gross but I know people that have done it and they say afterwards their health is so much better.. http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html (kind of gross but you can see what comes out).

Do it at home > http://www.optimalhealthnetwork.com/...cific=jnmopmg0

http://www.hps-online.com/colon/constipation.htm (very sick.. don't look if you just ate)

I have never gotten the nerve to have it done but might some day.


~Old

[bombastico]

Well you have to be asleep when they do it, I am not sure how far but its a LONG WAY !!!

hmmmm well thats much better. i think I can probably do it if I'm asleep and cant feel.... being violated :P

[bringndaheat]

That is what I am most worried about...... there are some sick F$#ks out there they could do anything to your arse while you are asleep. Did you see the Sienfield where the dentist put him under...... Shiat made me think

[Prada]

hmmmm well thats much better. i think I can probably do it if I'm asleep and cant feel.... being violated :P

They usually give a dose A general anaesthetic

[zimmy]

I was thinking about getting it done. I don't particularly chew my food due to a lack of gag reflex... so i'm kinda scared to see what's built up :|

[cfiler]

Well you have to be asleep when they do it, I am not sure how far but its a LONG WAY !!!

I was awake when I had my two done. I watched most of it on the TV, but they never offered me a DVD.

[cfiler]

I have been reading more and more about all the crap that can get lodged in your intestines. I hear colonics is a great way to cleanse your system out and helps to decrease extra belly flab as well.

I am curious about getting it done but I'm not too sure about having some tube way up my ass. Has anyone ever had this done before?

It won't get ride of any fat, but it will clean you out very well.

You could try some oral Fleet Phosphate soda. That will clean out your system. Or you could buy a home enema kit to clean your self out. It's kinda like a douche kit, where you stick the tube up afew inches, and squeeze the bottle to squirt out the fluid.

[Slowhand]

I've contemplated getting this tone but I don't know of any places that perform them in my area.

[Prada]

You body, normally has a very good ability to discharge necessary waste. These things are overrated. Not lambasting them or their users but your body is very effiecient of ridding waste. Especially when you are young.

[toofatbuilder]

lol. ive wondered about this a few times. glad to see im not the only one around here. a friend of mine (hes 22) just had one done. he said he felt so much better. he said theres 2 kinds. one where the tube does get shoved up there pretty good, and one where its real slallow, as others stated, about an inch or two. does anyone know the cost of having this done?

[G-Force]

i had one done - cost me £60
she recomended another 6 visits for total cleansing
but i didnt feel any different after the first one so decided not to bother

and to be honest - not much actually came out

[mwolffey]

I have had a few colonoscopies done. Thats a camera up your ass. They just use a chemical which you take the night before. You shit nonstop for four hours and you are totally empty. And I have the pictures and DVD to prove it :-)

ive had several of those as well

[Slowhand]

where do you get these done?? regular doctors office?

[stayinstacked]

This whole thing is crazy, somebody show me actual scientific proof that it does anything other than make a gross ass mess!!!!

[cfiler]

where do you get these done?? regular doctors office?

No, it's usually done through an alternative medicine center. Look for a place that does heat stone therapy, or acupuncture. They would usually do colonics too.

Coffee can be used in colonics too. It's said to remove build up better than just water.

Unless you are regularly constipated, and your body is not able to naurally flush everything out, then I wouldn't bother. If there was going to be tons of stuff in there, then I would have had to have it done before my surgerys.

What I was perscribed to clear out the colon, and lower entestine, was to use a bottle of oral Fleet Phosphate soda, and a bottle of oral Citracel 2000. Those are both over the counter in the laxitive section, and cleared me out EXTREAMLY well for the surgery.

[Slowhand]

alright thanks... yeah im not getting one done anytime soon

No, it's usually done through an alternative medicine center. Look for a place that does heat stone therapy, or acupuncture. They would usually do colonics too.

Coffee can be used in colonics too. It's said to remove build up better than just water.

Unless you are regularly constipated, and your body is not able to naurally flush everything out, then I wouldn't bother. If there was going to be tons of stuff in there, then I would have had to have it done before my surgerys.

What I was perscribed to clear out the colon, and lower entestine, was to use a bottle of oral Fleet Phosphate soda, and a bottle of oral Citracel 2000. Those are both over the counter in the laxitive section, and cleared me out EXTREAMLY well for the surgery.