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    Best foods for a tan

    i know there are some foods that help the skin tan. does anyone know what they are? thanks

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    Carrots(juice)

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    cool, any others?

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    I didn't know certain foods could help the skin tan?

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    butter...just rub it on....yeah, baby!

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    chocolate....rub that on top of the butter hahaha

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    Do a reverse michael jackson.

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    Sperm has an SPF of about 10. Its not a food, lol, well to some maybe, but it blocks out harmful rays and lets the tan part in. Its a good tanning lotion.

    Plus, it can help with acne, when it drys up and crumbles off. So put some on your face before you go to bed.

    Just before tanning, have someone rub it all over you. Great tan minus the burn...good stuff.

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    thats jsut wrong...hahaha

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    sounds bogus

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyjelly
    Sperm has an SPF of about 10. Its not a food, lol, well to some maybe, but it blocks out harmful rays and lets the tan part in. Its a good tanning lotion.

    Plus, it can help with acne, when it drys up and crumbles off. So put some on your face before you go to bed.

    Just before tanning, have someone rub it all over you. Great tan minus the burn...good stuff.
    sick bastard

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    gravy

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    can you get that at the store?

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    Store? Maybe a sex shop, or a male strip club..

    better yet, how bout right at your house. Thats the beauty of it....its free!

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    cum dosent work very well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheUglyOne
    i know there are some foods that help the skin tan. does anyone know what they are? thanks
    eat sun rays

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    yeah cum works dude!

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    This will help! After four of these, I'm quite tanned.

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    things high in vit E tend to give the skin things they need to re build ..might help

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyjelly
    Sperm has an SPF of about 10. Its not a food, lol, well to some maybe, but it blocks out harmful rays and lets the tan part in. Its a good tanning lotion.

    Plus, it can help with acne, when it drys up and crumbles off. So put some on your face before you go to bed.

    Just before tanning, have someone rub it all over you. Great tan minus the burn...good stuff.

    dont you mean SPF F**ken 69? LOL

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    thats gross! haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyjelly
    Sperm has an SPF of about 10. Its not a food, lol, well to some maybe, but it blocks out harmful rays and lets the tan part in. Its a good tanning lotion.

    Plus, it can help with acne, when it drys up and crumbles off. So put some on your face before you go to bed.

    Just before tanning, have someone rub it all over you. Great tan minus the burn...good stuff.
    lmao..Im gonna try that!

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