First Cycle - Never worked out

**irishdude** · 11-26-2009, 10:21 AM

Hi everyone and welcome to my thread.

This will be my first ever cycle and it will be the firs time that i have really ever been to the gym. I have decided i cant be bothered putting on 4kg in a month so im gonna run a cycle. having a slow Christmas week, gym prob only twice.

My stats
Age: 23
Height: 6,0
Weight: 68.5kg / 151lbs
bodyfat: dunno 6~9% edit*04/12/09 its prob 9~12%

Cycle
Dianabol : 50mg/day weeks 1-4 (Made by: Wildcat Research Laboratories)
Test E: 500mg/week weeks 1-10 (Made by: LP Pharmaceuticals)

PCT
Novla 40/20/20 weeks 11-13 (Made by: Wildcat Research Laboratories)

Gym 5days per week (warm up 2000meters on rowing machine per day)
Friday – Chest
Warm up – 1 set of Dumbbell Flat Bench Press
4 sets of Dumbbell Flat Bench Press, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
3 sets of Incline Dumbbell Press, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Decline Dumbbell Press, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Machine Press, 10, 8, 6 reps

Saturday – Back
Warm up – 1 set of Deadlifts
4 sets of Deadlifts, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
3 sets of Pull ups, 10, 8, 6 reps
4 sets of Lat Pull Downs, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
3 sets of Seated Cable Rows, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Lateral Raises, 10, 8, 6 reps

Sunday – Shoulders, Traps and Abs
Warm up – 1 set of Dumbbell Press
3 sets of Dumbbell Press, 10, 8, 6, reps
3 sets of Clean and Press, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Military Press, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Arnold Press, 10, 8, 6 reps
2 sets of Front Dumbbell Raises, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Upright Rows, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Dumbbell Shrugs, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Machine Crunches, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Crunches, 10, 8, 6 reps

Monday – Rest Day

Tuesday – Biceps, Triceps, Forearms
Warm Up – 1 set of Dumbbell Curls
4 sets of Dumbbell Curls, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
3 sets of Barbell Curls, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Incline Dumbbell Curls, 10, 8, 6 reps
Warm Up – 1 set of Triceps Cable Pressdowns
4 sets of Triceps Cable Pressdowns, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
3 sets of Skullcrushers, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Dips
4 sets of Dumbbell One-Arm Wrist Curls, 12, 10, 8, 6 reps
4 sets of Behind-The-Back Wrist Curls, 12, 10, 8, 6 reps

Wed– Legs
Warm Up – 1 set of Squats
5 sets of Squats, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
4 sets of Leg Press, 10, 8, 6, 4reps
4 sets of Leg Extensions, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
4 sets of Stiff Leg Deadlifts, 10, 8, 6 reps
4 sets of Leg Curls, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
5 sets of Seated Calf Raises, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
5 sets of Standing Calf Raises, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps

Thursday – Rest Day
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Goal 200lbs (90kgs)
Will edit this post every week weights

Week 0 of 10 = 68.50kg
Week 0 of 10 (restart) = 70.25kg
Week 0 of 10 (restart2) = 70.0kg
Week 1 of 10 = 74.5kgs
week 0 o 10 (restart 3) = 69.6kg (naked, 73kg with gym clothes)
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(Will upload photos when the camera lead is found)

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Day 1 of 70, went well been eating all day. Def felt bit of rage in the gym today. Felt like i had lot of energy. I injected the the test e on Thursday midnight. I think my right ass cheek has swollen up a bit. it def hurts. my appitite has exploded... i just can stop eating, musta ate 5000 caleries today and taken 150 grames of protein. also drank about 4 litters of water. looking forward to day 2. i have noticed the added stress my tendons will come under durring the cycle, going to have to constantly watch it.
Day 2 of 70, didnt sleep at all last night, felt as though i have been shot in my ass where i injected. its 12:24 and i still in bed, just had a shower, i cant put my boxers on with the pain. musta made a mistake with the injection. missed gym only one db taken. barely ate
Day 3 of 70, ass still is in major pain, need to taken second shot tomorrow, researched i might of hit a nerve or i just got got a good nights sleep, hope if fit for the gym tomrrow. invested in a can of deep heat, i see what these roids do. some potential, im up 1kg, no gym today 0 dbs taken. hope injection gose well or i wont be able to walk. tempted to load up on pain killers and press on. no gym today.

-----Cycle stopped------ too much pain----restart next week----- (one 250mg shot & 5 10mg dbol whole week)

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Day 0-70; Weighed in at 70.0 kg, so i am up 1.5kg since last week even with the disaster of last week. gonna get some new photos taken with friends camera i cant find the lead of mine.

Day 1-70; TAKE TWO. OK new needles arrived today, they fitted perfectly on to my 1ml syringes. I have come to the understanding that the reason why it was so painful is because i used 1/2inch needles that came with my syringes. So i have bought some 22g 1.5inch. Much better suction out of them too. Hit the gym at 12 mid day. Back on the Dbol 50mg per day. Appetite has also exploded again. Looking forward to tomorrow. Gonna take some new pictures with friends camera.
Day 2-70; Went down to the gym today, first time Ive trained back so had to learn a couple of new techniques. Bit of pain in the injection site today, nothing like last week. Still no where near putting me out of the gym. I have felt a lot weaker this weak than last week in the gym. I don't have the same aggression and sustained energy. Have booked a personal trainer for next wed. I think im gonna go back to the gym and do today's exercise again, dont think my body is in enough pain. Maybe lighter weights and slower would be an improvement.

----Cycle stopped again, went home for the Christmas holidays, --------------------
----My intention was to continue back in ireland even posted my gear back, but the gym was too far away and i ended up going on the drink for 3weeks, missed the personal trainer. I also had too much uni work to do at the last min so had to get that done----------

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So far ive ran the dbol for only one day, and taken 2 shots of 1ml 250mg test e.
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---------------------------------------------------(Jan 2010)-------------------------------------------------------
Day 0; TAKE THREE.....lol. Gym Again Tomorrow. should get my phone fixed by the end of the week so pictures soon. just shot 1ml test e, £100 spent on food.
Day 1; Gym Session went well, i didnt do the normal 2000m on the rowing machine for a warm up in a bid to conserve energy, session went well, def feel it. no pain from glute so all is well.
Day 2; Gym session went well, was considering going twice yesterday but i felt it today...all is well. was training back, i dont think i have any back muscles lol. i had alot of trouble trying to do the dead lift and keep my back straight lol. phone screen arrived today should get those photos up later. i want to get photos up soon, the last 2 days in the gym have pumped my muscles they looked far worse when they where relaxed.
Day 3; Went on the drink last night, spent a whole load of money i dont have....missed gym today just spent the day in bed. goin out again tonight.
Day4,5,6, Drinking session turned into a 4 day bender, ended up in the casino, lap dancing up a few times over the few days. Spent more money i dare count. havnt been to the gym since day 2, my food order never arrived should be here tonight. restart again tomorrow. stopped the dbol on day 3.........bloody disaster. Pinned before bed
Day 7, First day back to the gym in a while, ran the dbol again today, havnt done that since day 3....things are going well...only took 3 dbol today....weiged myself in at 74.5kgs....wtf....
Day 8, Got a fair bit of pain in my jaw last night, went to the doctor, though the roids had seriouly ****ed me. Turns out ive contracted mumps disease even though ive been vaccinated against it. looks like its two weeks in bed. unreal

---------------------------------------(may 2010)-----------------------------------
Alright lads im back, the mumps i contracted spread to my nuts and it took them a while to come back online, thought id give it a few months before i start juicing. i took some photos but i seem to have lost them.

Day 1; 250mg test e taken late in the day at 1700. pulled an all nighhter to get abit of coursework done so got up late today. shud finish the day with 1hr in the gym, 30mg dbol and eating 4 times. Back from gym; i am prob the weakest person in there lol
Day 2, gym went well today although the scales where broke, poped to argos for a set. got up quite late, went out didnt get back till 4am (didnnt drink)
Day 3, gym went well, haven't made it to day 3 before lol. hopefully get photos sorted soon.
Day 4; rest
Day 5; bad day in gym, only did half my exercises because it was too busy & need a squating partner.
Day 6; good day

------------------------------------(july 2010) -------------------------------------------
Here i go again lol, this is turning into abit of a joke. Went on the drink for a 3 day bender, that was the end of the cycle.

Day 1 . Photos to come later, weighed in at 71kgs in the buff, pinned last night got a diet sorted this time.

**JinNtonic** · 11-26-2009, 10:24 AM

Great idea

**marcus300** · 11-26-2009, 10:27 AM

Do not take the cycle

**JinNtonic** · 11-26-2009, 10:32 AM

Seriously, as soon as you typed "NEVER WORKED OUT B4"

A light bulb should of went off in your head. That maybe this is not the best idea you have ever had.

You have much to learn before AAS will help you. You have to understand how to lift, and how to eat. Until then you are wasting you money with AAS.

**-Ender-** · 11-26-2009, 10:38 AM

First Cycle & Never worked out should not be in the same sentence together.

**ohlsson** · 11-26-2009, 12:37 PM

ur gonna **** urself up....

**ranging1** · 11-26-2009, 06:33 PM

LMFAO omg this kid is serious

lol post some pics up so i can laugh at you now

and then laugh at ur results

**Hobbitjones** · 11-26-2009, 10:54 PM

lmao ^^^^^ what he said

**cubnlynx** · 11-27-2009, 12:59 AM

Not a good Idea at all

**gunslinger2** · 11-27-2009, 05:31 PM

Try 2,000mg per week Test E with 200mg of Anadrol per day and Tren at 800mg per week all for about 22 weeks. Inject in your shoulders and pecs with an 18 g 1.5" pin. Let us know how that shit works out for you.

If you are going to be stupid you might as well be stupid to the extreme!

**ohlsson** · 11-27-2009, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by gunslinger2

Try 2,000mg per week Test E with 200mg of Anadrol per day and Tren at 800mg per week all for about 22 weeks. Inject in your shoulders and pecs with an 18 g 1.5" pin. Let us know how that shit works out for you.

If you are going to be stupid you might as well be stupid to the extreme!

i doubt he'll come out of this cycle alive though...

**irishdude** · 11-27-2009, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by JinNtonic

Seriously, as soon as you typed "NEVER WORKED OUT B4"

A light bulb should of went off in your head. That maybe this is not the best idea you have ever had.

You have much to learn before AAS will help you. You have to understand how to lift, and how to eat. Until then you are wasting you money with AAS.

lol, i think ill be ok

**ranging1** · 11-27-2009, 06:54 PM

lmfao post pics so i can laugh at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Vitruvian-Man** · 11-27-2009, 07:18 PM

This guy is obviously a troll... there's no way anyone would actually waste their time typing up such a ridiculous cycle-description...

"having a slow Christmas week, gym prob only twice."

^^ pretty funny line though. lol.

I love the stats, lol... like a starving Ethiopian - "Starvin' Marvin" (for any of you south park lovers out there

)

**ranging1** · 11-27-2009, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by Vitruvian-Man

This guy is obviously a troll... there's no way anyone would actually waste their time typing up such a ridiculous cycle-description...

"having a slow Christmas week, gym prob only twice."

^^ pretty funny line though. lol.

I love the stats, lol... like a starving Ethiopian - "Starvin' Marvin" (for any of you south park lovers out there

)

LMFAO starvin marvin, I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!1

**Little Herc** · 11-27-2009, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by gunslinger2

Try 2,000mg per week Test E with 200mg of Anadrol per day and Tren at 800mg per week all for about 22 weeks. Inject in your shoulders and pecs with an 18 g 1.5" pin. Let us know how that shit works out for you.

If you are going to be stupid you might as well be stupid to the extreme!

Thats a nice stack if you would'nt mind lactating

**stevey_6t9** · 11-30-2009, 06:45 AM

lol this is so funny. im actually excited to go on the site and watch you fvck urself up. u can consider it a sick pleasure of mine. Now irishdude i think its time to inject in ur actual asshole this time. You mite experience a little pain but its sweet. keep us posted

**Okinawa_Power** · 11-30-2009, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by irishdude

Hi everyone and welcome to my thread.

This will be my first ever cycle and it will be the firs time that i have really ever been to the gym. I have decided i cant be bothered putting on 4kg in a month so im gonna run a cycle. having a slow Christmas week, gym prob only twice.

My stats
Age: 23
Height: 6,1
Weight: 70kg / 159lbs
bodyfat: dunno 6~9%

Cycle
Dianabol : 50mg/day weeks 1-3. 6
Test E: 500mg/week weeks 1-10

PCT
Novla 40/20/20 weeks 11-13

Gym 5days per week
Friday – Chest
Warm up – 1 set of Dumbbell Flat Bench Press
4 sets of Dumbbell Flat Bench Press, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
3 sets of Incline Dumbbell Press, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Decline Dumbbell Press, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Machine Press, 10, 8, 6 reps

Saturday – Back
Warm up – 1 set of Deadlifts
4 sets of Deadlifts, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
3 sets of Pull ups, 10, 8, 6 reps
4 sets of Lat Pull Downs, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
3 sets of Seated Cable Rows, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Lateral Raises, 10, 8, 6 reps

Sunday – Shoulders, Traps and Abs
Warm up – 1 set of Dumbbell Press
3 sets of Dumbbell Press, 10, 8, 6, reps
3 sets of Clean and Press, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Military Press, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Arnold Press, 10, 8, 6 reps
2 sets of Front Dumbbell Raises, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Upright Rows, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Dumbbell Shrugs, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Machine Crunches, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Crunches, 10, 8, 6 reps

Monday – Rest Day

Tuesday – Biceps, Triceps, Forearms
Warm Up – 1 set of Dumbbell Curls
4 sets of Dumbbell Curls, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
3 sets of Barbell Curls, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Incline Dumbbell Curls, 10, 8, 6 reps
Warm Up – 1 set of Triceps Cable Pressdowns
4 sets of Triceps Cable Pressdowns, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
3 sets of Skullcrushers, 10, 8, 6 reps
3 sets of Dips
4 sets of Dumbbell One-Arm Wrist Curls, 12, 10, 8, 6 reps
4 sets of Behind-The-Back Wrist Curls, 12, 10, 8, 6 reps

Wed– Legs
Warm Up – 1 set of Squats
5 sets of Squats, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
4 sets of Leg Press, 10, 8, 6, 4reps
4 sets of Leg Extensions, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
4 sets of Stiff Leg Deadlifts, 10, 8, 6 reps
4 sets of Leg Curls, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
5 sets of Seated Calf Raises, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps
5 sets of Standing Calf Raises, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4 reps

Thursday – Rest Day
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Goal 200lbs (90kgs)
Will edit this post every week weights
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Day 0 of 70 Start: Friday 27th November 2009 159 lbs (70kgs)
(Will upload photos when the camera lead is found)

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Day 1 of 70, went well been eating all day. Def felt bit of rage in the gym today. Felt like i had lot of energy. I injected the the test e on Thursday midnight. I think my right ass cheek has swollen up a bit. it def hurts. my appitite has exploded... i just can stop eating, musta ate 5000 caleries today and taken 150 grames of protein. also drank about 4 litters of water. looking forward to day 2. i have noticed the added stress my tendons will come under durring the cycle, going to have to constantly watch it.
Day 2 of 70, didnt sleep at all last night, felt as though i have been shot in my ass where i injected. its 12:24 and i still in bed, just had a shower, i cant put my boxers on with the pain. musta made a mistake with the injection. missed gym only one db taken. barely ate
Day 3 of 70, ass still is in major pain, need to taken second shot tomorrow, researched i might of hit a nerve or i just got got a good nights sleep, hope if fit for the gym tomrrow. invested in a can of deep heat, i see what these roids do. some potential, im up 1kg, no gym today 0 dbs taken. hope injection gose well or i wont be able to walk. tempted to load up on pain killers and press on. no gym today.

5000 calories and only 150gms of protein??? WTF are you eating???? Also you say you have noticed added stress on your tendons on day 1?????? What the hell did you lift that you noticed the added stress???? Also you are 6'1" at 159lbs?????? You need to start eating like a ****ing horse.....

**gunslinger2** · 11-30-2009, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Little Herc

Thats a nice stack if you would'nt mind lactating

Oh he'll be fine, a little lactating never hurt anyone. Oh and he needs to make sure he runs a solid PCT with Caber/letro/clomid. Run the clomid at 300-400mg per day for about 4 weeks or until completely blind.

5000 calories and only 150gms of protein??? WTF are you eating????

co co puffs my man, co co puffs.

**stevey_6t9** · 12-01-2009, 04:13 AM

hahahaha completely blind

**Wayne55** · 12-01-2009, 06:48 AM

Is this a joke?? Lol should be fun to read

**covert025** · 12-02-2009, 10:25 AM

Your balls will turn into marbles and stay that way. Post pics off your balls post cycle. No Homo.

I said No Homo, so its ok.

**PistolStarta** · 12-02-2009, 10:49 AM

Wheres the pics u promised

**Monster87** · 12-02-2009, 09:43 PM

OMG I hope this is real! PICS!!!

**ArmedHammerd** · 12-02-2009, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by ranging1

LMFAO omg this kid is serious

lol post some pics up so i can laugh at you now

and then laugh at ur results

LOL Im gonna to laugh my ass off too

**ArmedHammerd** · 12-02-2009, 09:53 PM

give it sometime youngster u need to acutally lift the weights yes thats what u got to do and acutally convice urself whats to come ahead and u never know maybe u wont like it one thing i can tell you about this lifestyle is its not for the meek and the week and shame on whoever is telling you to take the gear u r way to unexperncied to b taking gear let alone start a serouis lifting routine

**cubnlynx** · 12-02-2009, 09:54 PM

Lactating is the last thing that should happen to a man. lmao hey honey want some fresh milk

**MyThirdEye** · 12-03-2009, 01:38 PM

No comment...

**irishdude** · 12-03-2009, 07:28 PM

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I distroyed the cycle, i used a 1/5 inch pin in the glute. So the pain was too unbearable. gonna restart the cycle one week

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Restart Tomorrow

**Vitruvian-Man** · 12-03-2009, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by irishdude

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I distroyed the cycle, i used a 1/5 inch pin in the glute. So the pain was too unbearable. gonna restart the cycle one week

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Restart Tomorrow

hahahahahahahahhahaha.

make sure you use like a 29 gauge syringe for your next injection. Anything bigger and your anorexic body might just bleed out. LOL.

and where are those pics your promised. jeez, you've got quite the following now, no need to disappoint..

**2jz_calgary** · 12-03-2009, 08:37 PM

troll

**ranging1** · 12-03-2009, 10:12 PM

ayyy hes back!!!!!!!!!!1

wheres those picws so we can laugh at you?

party pooper

**stevey_6t9** · 12-04-2009, 08:10 AM

pictures!!

**omg_miiiike** · 12-06-2009, 10:46 AM

Heres some inspiration OP

**bifda** · 12-06-2009, 11:29 AM

irishdude if you read this take it seriously, do not start the cycle again.

grow natty first for a couple of years and then research, research and then research some more before using steriods .

good luck

bif

**Monster87** · 12-07-2009, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by irishdude

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I distroyed the cycle, i used a 1/5 inch pin in the glute. So the pain was too unbearable. gonna restart the cycle one week

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Restart Tomorrow

Show some pics so we know you're not a troll. Because if you keep posting shit like this, it's going to become obvious you are one...

**Burden** · 12-07-2009, 11:17 AM

i don't know a whole lot regarding different cycles and stuff but hell if you start it up and you hardly workedout all this natural potential is gone.. what a waste. Fail boat picture suits the thread.

**gonzo6183** · 12-10-2009, 01:42 AM

IM IN... I put of doing my first cycle 8 months ago listening to the advice from these guys and have already gone from 140lb to 170lb at 5'9 naturally (could have been more if I didnt loose 10lb in a month living on rice and fish heads), now I can see they were wrong and I want you to be my mentor from here on in.

I didnt plan on starting my first cycle any time soon but you have given me inspiration im going to follow your cycle to a tee starting in 5 minutes, can you post your workouts for me and full diet too, so we can smoke the gym together.

Post Some Pics and Keep on Rockin, Ball Bag...

**gonzo6183** · 12-10-2009, 01:45 AM

Id also recommend SHELFING the Dbol for a real strength kick, but probably up it to
100mg...

**ranging1** · 12-10-2009, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by gonzo3816

IM IN... I put of doing my first cycle 8 months ago listening to the advice from these guys and have already gone from 140lb to 170lb at 5'9 naturally (could have been more if I didnt loose 10lb in a month living on rice and fish heads), now I can see they were wrong and I want you to be my mentor from here on in.

I didnt plan on starting my first cycle any time soon but you have given me inspiration im going to follow your cycle to a tee starting in 5 minutes, can you post your workouts for me and full diet too, so we can smoke the gym together.

Post Some Pics and Keep on Rockin, Ball Bag...

LMFAO yes!!!!!!!!!1 another joke

Originally Posted by gonzo3816

Id also recommend SHELFING the Dbol for a real strength kick, but probably up it to
100mg...

LMFAO omg this guys serious, ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

OMFG where do idiots like yous come from

omf this is going in the lounge so people can laugh at it