Originally Posted by sigrabbit
Does anyone else think that women are put on this planet simply to torment men? I have not been able to do cardio in the morning all week for two reasons: 1) Rain on Monday and Tuesday, and 2) a persistent member of the opposite sex that wishes to date me. On Tuesday night she calls and asks if she can spend the night because she did not feel comfortable at the house where she was supposed to sleep. I say okay with intentions of being asleep by the time she finished dancing. Well she comes over, wakes me up to crawl into bed, and then proceeds to grind against me all night even though we decided it was best that we did not sleep together anymore because we do not share mutual romantic feelings for one another. Now imagine the will power it took to deny her advances considering that I am on test and she is sexy as hell, albeit not the type of girl that I want to date. I managed to make it through the night, but I got very little sleep as the little fella came out to play and did not want to go home until he had his way. Needless to say, no cardio the next day, and sex on the brain all day at work. Last night while I am lying in bed she calls again to ask if she can come over. I think about for awhile and my brain said "Nooooo," but the test had more control and said "YES!" I gave in, had sex like a porn star all night and in the morning, and was too exhausted to do cardio. Damn women! Damn Test! So here I sit at work with the morning after sex grin, and the droopy eye I want to go back to bed look. Now that I gave in, I will have to explain to her once again why we are not right for one another. Hmmm...I wonder if I will have a productive work out?