My name's Kyle I'm 23 and I'm a Firefighter/EMT in the great state of Florida. (It sounds like I am trying to pick up on you fellas). I'm in great shape but for the life of me no matter what I do I can't seem to gain weight or get stronger. The only times I work out are in our small piece of shit gym at the fire station but we're constantly doing drills to stay in form.
So I've decided to get an edge up by trying steroids but I am still completely clueless. I've read the stickies and I've done research on my own but it's going in one ear and out the other (or maybe even doing a 180 and going out the same ear).
I don't know what to take, how to take it, how much this is going to run me, or what to expect. I do not want to become a body builder I just want to put on muscle to do better at my job and to look nice naked for the ladies.![]()
Any input at all would be appreciated, even if it's just in the form of a link to a place that will give me the information I need in a simple, easy to understand manner. I'm not dumb, but this is all Greek to me and I didn't even pass Spanish in highschool.
Sorry for the wall of text so here's the tl;dr
I wantz 2 gain muscle n mass 4 job but dont know wat to take or how 2 take it. plz halp.
Oh, and hey.