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    Hey guys & girls!

    Hey guys!

    I just signed up after reading tons of threads here and I must say, I like the feel and camaraderie that I saw! I just want to say, I'm not new to the game, nor the forums. I was a member of a few, way back when, hell... I might of been a member her, lol, but with all the time that's passed, I guess I'm starting all over.

    So a bit about me... I started power lifting when I was in High School. In 2000 I was in a car accident and broke my neck and sustained many other injuries. Between that time and now, I turned into a fat body, but a few years back I was cleared for them gym. I started back hard and fast to lose the lard I put on and replace the muscle I lost, however, in 2010, I was in another accident and since then, I've gained 60lbs. Fast forward 3 years, and I'm doing better; I still have some pain from the injuries sustained in 2010, but I know that if I get the lard off, it would help substantially! Last count, I was 20% BF which gave me a LBM of 225+ LBS.

    I've been back in the gym now for almost 2 months. I have been doing cardio for all of that time, but just recently, I started to incorporate weight training. I did surprise myself is some areas, 1000lbs on the leg press, 320lbs on the seated back rows, 200lbs on the traps with wrist straps... as for the not so good.... well... not so good

    I was thinking of hitting the sauce again ( Test P, NPP, Tren Ace, Dbol ), especially since my natural test is in the shitter, at 102 but with my Bf% so damn high, I thought it better not to. Plus I will be leaving for the Merchant Marines in August so then last thing I need is to get popped for Juice on my Labs, in a few weeks.

    Well that's about it I guess. Unless you want to know the trivial crap - I was born in Miami. I love cigars, with Drew Estate being my favorite line. I'm into car, street racing, as well as skydiving, scuba diving and anything else that gets my blood and adrenalin pumping! I won't screw a bitch unless there are whips, rope, cuffs, razor blades and plastic bags involved. I was with the Department of Defense for 5 years and have been all over the world from Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, Dubai, Djibouti, Ethiopia, Rwanda, Somalia, Russia, Uzbekistan, Paris, Germany.... HELL... Let's just say that I circled the earth more than once; but sadly, I never got to visit my beloved Nihon

    That's it Bruthas and Sistas!

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    Welcome. Great introduction. You seem to be accident prone Careful out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Welcome. Great introduction. You seem to be accident prone Careful out there.

    Enjoy your stay.

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    Welcome we all have a story to tell but some like yours should be best sellers!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjayman02 View Post
    Welcome we all have a story to tell but some like yours should be best sellers!!
    Right there with Stephen King and Clive Barker, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miami Bad Boy BOSS View Post
    I won't screw a bitch unless there are whips, rope, cuffs, razor blades and plastic bags involved.
    Plastic bags and razor blades? DAMN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miami Bad Boy BOSS View Post
    Hey guys!

    I won't screw a bitch unless there are whips, rope, cuffs, razor blades and plastic bags involved.

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    So tell me do you take after your father or did you get these sexual preferences from your mother. Which one was the sick-O or were they both that sick! I ask, because of your so thorough intro you might let us know where you really come from. I grew up in Miami Beach and at that time the average guy who said that was raised in the cellar, and yep...Miami Beach has no basements. What a great first impression. ...crazy mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post

    So tell me do you take after your father or did you get these sexual preferences from your mother. Which one was the sick-O or were they both that sick! I ask, because of your so thorough intro you might let us know where you really come from. I grew up in Miami Beach and at that time the average guy who said that was raised in the cellar, and yep...Miami Beach has no basements. What a great first impression. ...crazy mike
    Carol city had basements, and Miami Gardens though

    Miss not having a basement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sfla80 View Post
    Carol city had basements, and Miami Gardens though

    Miss not having a basement.
    Ha, I forgot about those areas. I grew up on "Bay Harbor Island" an Island on the very North tip of Miami Beach. Elevation 2 ft. above Sea level / high tide. During a hurricane when I was very young, the sea level rose 5 above the high tide and my front street was 3 ft. deep underwater. NO BASEMENTS. Some rooms that were call dungeons, like maybe for OP. ....crazy mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
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    Ha, I forgot about those areas. I grew up on "Bay Harbor Island" an Island on the very North tip of Miami Beach. Elevation 2 ft. above Sea level / high tide. During a hurricane when I was very young, the sea level rose 5 above the high tide and my front street was 3 ft. deep underwater. NO BASEMENTS. Some rooms that were call dungeons, like maybe for OP. ....crazy mike
    Yeah I remmber those parts. Dad was north Miami beach police for 30 years.

    Sorry op...lol....welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
    So tell me do you take after your father or did you get these sexual preferences from your mother. Which one was the sick-O or were they both that sick! I ask, because of your so thorough intro you might let us know where you really come from. I grew up in Miami Beach and at that time the average guy who said that was raised in the cellar, and yep...Miami Beach has no basements. What a great first impression. ...crazy mike
    Well my entire family were Bible Banging West Baptist Jesus freaks so no go there! This all me baby!!!

    No need to get all bent out of shape Craaaazy Mike! I'm not here to succeed you, you can still be the "Crazy" one

    I grew up in Liberty City, there were Basements!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigerspawn View Post
    Welcome

    Plastic bags and razor blades? DAMN!

    See... I like petite chicks and not only are the weak, but their hands are too little to get around my neck so....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfla80 View Post
    carol city had basements, and miami gardens though

    miss not having a basement.
    yep!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
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    Ha, I forgot about those areas. I grew up on "Bay Harbor Island" an Island on the very North tip of Miami Beach. Elevation 2 ft. above Sea level / high tide. During a hurricane when I was very young, the sea level rose 5 above the high tide and my front street was 3 ft. deep underwater. NO BASEMENTS. Some rooms that were call dungeons, like maybe for OP. ....crazy mike
    Bay Harbor Island... lol... No wonder why my post upset you! :P

    There was an awesome club in South Beach called the Dungeon, and another called Club HELL. Ehhh... I miss the good'ol days of Miami


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sfla80 View Post
    Yeah I remmber those parts. Dad was north Miami beach police for 30 years.

    Sorry op...lol....welcome
    lol... it's all good Bro!

    My Brother is a Sgt for Ft. Lauderdale; he was the good boy and I was, well... see avatar


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    Much thanks to everyone for the welcome!

    As you can see, I don't take life too seriously. I live it as extreme as I can and comply to as little rules and conformity as I need to, to stay out of jail, lol...

    I've experienced so much in my life and I'm fare from done! I've stood at wars door while rounds of enemy fire buzzed by me, as they try to find their mark... I took into my lungs, the acrid smoke of soul seeking mortars... And I've felt the percussion of a life hungry IED... all this in numerous theaters, from Iraq to Afghanistan and I loved it! I've jumped out of perfectly good airplanes, only to pull that cord 5 minutes after the last minute mark and I loved it. I swam with sharks off the coast of Africa and I loved it! I embrace life as I live for death! Nothing makes you feel more alive when balancing on that razors edge!

    Thanks again for the warm welcomes!


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