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    Lawyer argues sex with dead deer not crime...

    I told you guys that this shit would happen, this is not the last case that will come up in the pursuit of "equal rights"...........

    Lawyer argues sex with dead deer not crime...
    Nov. 16, 2006
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    NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal. "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court. As reported in today's Daily Telegram, in response to Anderson's motion, prosecutor James Boughner noted that state criminal statutes did not seem to "draw a line between the living and the dead." Judge Michael Lucci, who heard motion arguments Tuesday, said he will issue a decision by December 1. Hathaway is pictured below in a Wisconsin Department of Corrections mug shot.

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    OMG sick bastard!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    OMG sick bastard!!!!
    I'm sure that others who wish to have the "right" to do this crazy shit will come out of the woodwork regardless of what happens in this case. Hey, where's the ACLU at, this one's right up their alley......

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    Lock the ****er up.

    Throw away the key.

    How proud his parents must be.

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    You want to F***k a dead deer go ahead. Just take the damn thing home when you are done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    I told you guys that this shit would happen
    You did?





    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    this is not the last case that will come up in the pursuit of "equal rights"...........
    I'm not in favor of people having sex with dead animals, but the Libertarian in me makes me think that laws like this should probably be repealed.
    Unless somebody can tell me why a person should be put in prison for screwing a dead animal, then I'm in favor of doing away with the law. I could see putting him in a mental hospital, or having him checked for diseases, but not prison.

    This isn't a case about "equal rights" as much as it is a simple attempt by the lawyer to get his client off the hook. To allege that it is, well, you're just trying to taint honest efforts by folks to acheive equal rights by lumping them with nuts like this necrophile.

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    Rape a child or a dead animal ?
    He can screw a dead bird for all i care. Like said above jail is little over kill but i think he needs to talk to a doc for a little bit.

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    Did he use a condom?

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    ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    ^^
    lol

    No bumpin to laugh at your own thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tock
    You did?
    Yes, and it was directed at you. Open the door for one alternative lifestyle, and they all come through with the same arguement.

    I'm not in favor of people having sex with dead animals, but the Libertarian in me makes me think that laws like this should probably be repealed.
    Unless somebody can tell me why a person should be put in prison for screwing a dead animal, then I'm in favor of doing away with the law. I could see putting him in a mental hospital, or having him checked for diseases, but not prison.

    This isn't a case about "equal rights" as much as it is a simple attempt by the lawyer to get his client off the hook. To allege that it is, well, you're just trying to taint honest efforts by folks to acheive equal rights by lumping them with nuts like this necrophile.
    For some reason, I am not surprised about your stance on this. Go figure....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Did he use a condom?
    lol. You were laughing while you were typing that weren't you.

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    as long as his not hurting someone, let him do whatever species he wants

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcpeepants
    as long as his not hurting someone, let him do whatever species he wants
    You speaking from experience?

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    I have **** a queer but never a deer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    You speaking from experience?
    it like a 3rd grader is writting your comebacks.

    my views are a mix of libertarian-liberal
    Last edited by mcpeepants; 11-17-2006 at 12:32 AM.

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    theres gonna be alot more people gettin deer tags next year lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    lol. You were laughing while you were typing that weren't you.


    You know me so well

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    Now we know what really happened to all the dead and mutilated cattle we previously thought was the work of aliens...

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    so this guy has already killed a horse so he can **** it and now he just "found" a dead Deer!! Likely story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    so this guy has already killed a horse so he can **** it and now he just "found" a dead Deer!! Likely story!
    I seriously doubt he hunted down a deer to hump it. Deer aren't that easy to kill, much easier to shoot a horse or cow.

    Anyone who has sex with an animal corpse needs help, not necessarily prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcpeepants
    it like a 3rd grader is writting your comebacks.

    my views are a mix of libertarian-liberal
    call it what you will...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    For some reason, I am not surprised about your stance on this. Go figure....
    Well then, explain why this guy belongs in prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tock
    Well then, explain why this guy belongs in prison.
    This guy is fukked up and the population needs to be protected from him. Not because he likes to screw dead deer, but because we do not know what else he is capable of. Perhaps you should open up your heart to him, wear a pair of antlers and let him live with you.....

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    wow I wonder what kind of diseases you can get from that... YUCK!

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    Originally Posted by Tock
    Well then, explain why this guy belongs in prison.

    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    This guy is fukked up and the population needs to be protected from him. Not because he likes to screw dead deer, but because we do not know what else he is capable of.
    What % of the general population is fukked up and might pose a risk to the rest of us? A conservative estimate would be the total population of California, Flordia, and West Virginia. And maybe everyone in rural Texas, too. Well, you just can't be throwing that many people into jail because of what they might do. Ain't enough room in all the jails in the world for that.

    And how about knocking off the personal jibes, eh? Not because I don't have a thick skin, but I sure wouldn't want anyone to come along and toss your butt into prison because they don't know what else you're capable of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tock
    Originally Posted by Tock
    Well then, explain why this guy belongs in prison.

    And how about knocking off the personal jibes, eh? Not because I don't have a thick skin, but I sure wouldn't want anyone to come along and toss your butt into prison because they don't know what else you're capable of.
    Perhaps you should open up your heart to him, wear a pair of antlers and let him live with you.....

    This is funny, and you know it!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    ^^
    LMFAO! Does this remind you of any news stories here at home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    Perhaps you should open up your heart to him, wear a pair of antlers and let him live with you.....

    This is funny, and you know it!!!!
    Logan, you're a sick puppy . . .

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    At a minimum the guy should be forced to see a psychiatrist

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    At a minimum the guy should be forced to see a psychiatrist
    Forced into some kind of asylum. Putting that dude in prison would accomplish nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scriptfactory
    Forced into some kind of asylum. Putting that dude in prison would accomplish nothing.


    I have to agree with that one. Prison is for people who are a danger to the general public..not the deer population

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    dear poonanie.... that's just wrong man! Necrodeeriphiliac... dead deer fvcker

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    The girls in his town must not be very attractive.

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    Judge Rules On Dead Deer Sex

    Judge Rules On Dead Deer Sex
    NOVEMBER 22--A Wisconsin man who argued that he could not be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time, was dealt a legal setback today when a judge rejected a motion seeking dismissal of a criminal charge against him. As a result of Circuit Court Judge Michael Lucci's ruling, defendant Bryan James Hathaway, 20, will have to stand trial for his alleged assault last month of the deer carcass. In his ruling (a copy of which you'll find below), Lucci denied a November 7 motion filed by Hathaway's lawyer, Fredric Anderson, which argued that the deer ceased being an animal upon its death (Hathaway, pictured at right, allegedly found the carcass in a roadside ditch). Anderson contended that a charge of sexual gratification with an animal could not be sustained because "the term 'animal' refers to a living organism, not a carcass." Lucci, however, noted that "most people understand that an animal does not necessarily cease being or qualifying as an animal or even being referred to as an animal once it's dead." He added that the "primary focus" of Wisconsin's criminal statute dealing with crimes against sexual morality is on "human behavior and on protecting sexual morality in the community, and not necessarily on animal protection."

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    this guys needs some pussy for reals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831
    this guys needs some pussy for reals.
    human pussy to be more precise.........

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    "sexual morality"
    this is such a dangerous area. the idea to apply ones standard of sexual morality to the general public is crazy. this is how any sodomy laws and no premarital sex laws come about. I agree what he did is gross but is it illegal to stick your d**k between to peices of steak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkead
    "sexual morality"
    this is such a dangerous area. the idea to apply ones standard of sexual morality to the general public is crazy. this is how any sodomy laws and no premarital sex laws come about. I agree what he did is gross but is it illegal to stick your d**k between to peices of steak?
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm steakkkkkkkkkkkkk

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