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  1. 11-30-2006, 11:31 AM #1
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    All I can say is DAMN!

    A man who was attacked by an alligator this morning was naked and smoking crack at the time, Polk County deputies who rescued him said today.

    The alligator had the man in his jaws when deputies arrived at Lake Parker in Lakeland about 4 a.m. today. They were called by nearby residents who reported hearing a man yelling for help.

    The first deputy on the scene was unable to free the man, Adrian J. Apgar, from the alligator's mouth. It wasn't until 3 or 4 of them were in chest-deep water that they were able to pull him free after the tug-of-war.

    Apgar, 45, of Polk City, suffered a broken arm, partially amputated left arm and trauma to his left leg. Doctors are trying to reattach the arm at Lakeland Regional Medical Center, where was listed in critical condition.
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  2. 11-30-2006, 11:33 AM #2
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    I was feeling sorry for the guy until they said he was smoking crack...

    He was like " Hey doood its an alligator, hi Mr. alligator. How are you doing today?" CHOMP!
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  3. 11-30-2006, 11:38 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    I was feeling sorry for the guy until they said he was smoking crack...

    He was like " Hey doood its an alligator, hi Mr. alligator. How are you doing today?" CHOMP!
    LOL oh man thats funny!
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  4. 11-30-2006, 11:40 AM #4
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    That is why you should never share your crack with an aligator, they get hungry and want more !!....LOLOL
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  5. 11-30-2006, 11:48 AM #5
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    Lesson boys and girls don't smoke crack!
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  6. 12-01-2006, 04:45 PM #6
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    who smokes crack naked around alligators? that jsut sounds like a bad idea from the start. I don't want my penis anywhere near an alligator. i wonder if the alligator was jsut pissed cause the guy was bogarting the rock.
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  7. 12-01-2006, 05:37 PM #7
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    i heard that the only way the police knew that he was smoking crack is that he was still holding the crack pipe in one of his broken arms when they got there. also, what is so hard about putting a bullet in the gator's head to get him to release the guy. i mean come on, the 'tug of war' went on for like 25 mins!
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