No, that's not it at all.....
First, you kill the bastard.
Borrow your buddies pick-up. Or use your own with a tow hitch.
Then, rent a big tree chipper that will take up to 4 inch logs.
Drive it to some remote stream and aim the chute out into the stream.
Cut the legs, arms, torso, ect up and feed it all in.
Buy about 6 gallons of bleach and poor it all over the chipper. Inside out.( be thorough).
This of course destroys all DNA.
Then rinse it out with a power washer at your local car wash.
Drop it off at the place you rented it at the next day.
Problem solved.
Ya, those dam liberals!!!LOL
Best
T